"…" Dongfang Six Fairies.
"…" Guoguo and Shi.
The petite figure in Song Shuhang's arms was none other than Loli Zhu. At this time, she was pinching her throat and using a voice that gave people goosebumps to act cute.
However, it seemed that her method of acting coquettishly and apologizing to Song Shuhang's defeat had the opposite effect.
The only thought in Song Shuhang's mind right now was to lift her up and give her a good spanking.
Loli Zhu curiously raised her head and looked at Song Shuhang. "Eh? Why aren't you reacting at all, Senior Brother Shuhang? "
In her memory, after Fairy Nectarine made a mistake, she would also throw herself into Daoist Priest Pineapple's arms like a swallow returning to its nest.
Then, she would sweetly say something like 'I know I was wrong … How are you going to punish me …'. Daoist Priest Pineapple would immediately admit defeat and forgive Fairy Nectarine.
But when Loli Zhu quietly raised her head and looked at Song Shuhang, she discovered that Song Shuhang's face was as cold as ice. His originally kind face had become unfriendly.
"Eh?" Loli Zhu blinked her eyes.
How could this be?
Was there something wrong with my tone just now? Wasn't I acting cute enough?
Thereupon, Loli Zhu took a deep breath and recalled the scene of Fairy Nectarine acting cute. Then, she maliciously said, "You're dead ~ I won't let you go ~ I … Aiya …"
Song Shuhang decisively lifted her up, got into a horse stance, and placed her on his knees.
He ruthlessly waved his hand.
"Smack, smack, smack ~"
Loli Zhu's malicious act of acting cute was ruthlessly interrupted.
"Aaaaah, Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong! It hurts, it hurts! "Loli Zhu screamed in pain.
"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Sob, sob, sob ~ We shouldn't have sneaked out while Senior Brother Shuhang was unconscious," Loli Zhu said with tears streaming down her face. Loli Zhu said with tears streaming down her face. Senior Brother Shuhang is truly a man with a heart of stone. He isn't even the slightest bit tempted by beauty.
Next time, she would ask Martial Uncle Fairy Nectarine to come over and see if Senior Brother Shuhang could block Fairy Nectarine's coquettish attack.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "What else?"
"There's more, there's more … there's more … I don't know!" Loli Zhu raised her head with a confused look on her face.
Apart from sneaking out, what else did the three of them do?
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Then, he raised his head and looked at Guoguo and Loli Shi in the distance.
With a bitter face, the small monk and Shi slowly walked up to Shuhang.
"Do the two of you know your wrongs?" Song Shuhang asked with a straight face.
The little monk said obediently, "Senior Brother Shuhang, we were wrong."
When Song Shuhang saw how obedient they were, the worry in his heart dissipated a little.
He said in a deep voice, "Then, the next time I have something to do and leave, will the two of you still try to escape?"
The small monk's small face became conflicted.
After a while …
The small monk clasped his palms together and said through gritted teeth, "Monks don't lie! If Senior Brother Shuhang falls unconscious again, I … might try to escape again! "
His wish of subduing demons and devils hadn't been fulfilled, and he hadn't even met a single ghost. The small monk was unwilling to give up.
"…" Song Shuhang was furious. "You disobedient brat, die!"
Two slender jade-like hands stretched out from his back, grabbed the small monk, and placed him on his other knee.
The merciless hands waved again.
"Smack smack smack smack ~"
"Ahhhh, it hurts, it hurts, Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong!" The small monk screamed again and again — these slender jade-like hands belonged to Ye Si, and the strength of her waving hands was even greater than Song Shuhang's own.
The small monk felt that his buttocks were definitely swollen.
"Then, do you still dare to run away from home next time?" Song Shuhang asked with a straight face.
The small monk's face was full of tears. After pondering for a while, he clenched his teeth and said, "A … a monk … doesn't lie. Senior Brother, I still want to escape. "
Dongfang Six Fairies, who was standing on the side, was speechless. The small monk was so adorable that she wanted to cry.
"Idiot, die!" The slender jade-like hands waved again.
Smack smack smack smack.
The small monk's buttocks were about to blossom this time … because he felt that his buttocks had already become numb.
On his left knee, Loli Zhu looked at the small monk with a moved expression on her face — Senior Brother Guoguo, good job! Even when facing Senior Brother Song's violence, he still didn't yield. He was truly her role model!
"Senior Brother Guoguo, good job! We won't yield to violence! "Loli Zhu couldn't help but cheer for Guoguo.
"…" Song Shuhang.
Shi, who was standing on the side, felt that her junior sister was so stupid that she wanted to cry. "Zhu, you idiot!"
"You idiot, die too!" Song Shuhang was furious. He waved the arm of his main body and smacked Loli Zhu's buttocks!
Slap! Slap!
"Aaaah! I was wrong! Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong! That's not what I meant … I was trying to persuade Senior Brother Guoguo. Aaaah ~ Senior Brother Shuhang, your buttocks are about to split into two. "Loli Zhu also followed in the small monk's footsteps.
Dongfang Six Fairies, who was standing on the side, rubbed her cheeks. She felt that Shuhang Little Friend was suffering a lot.
…
…
In the end, the small monk and Loli Zhu yielded to his might.
It couldn't be helped. Although the two little fellows felt that their wills were firm, their bodies were weak. Senior Brother Song didn't show any mercy when he spanked their buttocks. If he kept on spanking them, they would probably shit themselves.
In the end, under the intimidation of his might, the small monk and Zhu signed an 'unequal contract' with Song Shuhang. The two vowed that they would stay in Song Shuhang's house for the time being and wouldn't run away from home. They would be obedient.
After putting down the two disobedient children, Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at Shi.
"Senior Brother Shuhang, can we not spank their buttocks? Can we hit their palms instead?" Loli Shi said with tears streaming down her face. She felt that she was already a young girl, and it was too shameful to be spanked in front of so many people.
"…" Song Shuhang.
You're talking as if I really like to hit people's buttocks?
"Do you know your wrongs now?" Song Shuhang said with a serious expression on his face. Then, he took out a disciplinary ruler from his size-reducing purse.
This ruler was something that Senior Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman had given to Song Shuhang and the others when he was teaching the natives on that deserted island.
Its main function was to teach the natives who didn't study seriously.
The way to use it was to hit their palms or hang them on a big tree at the entrance of the village.
One had to be fair when dealing with disobedient children. Since Guoguo and Zhu were already punished, Shi couldn't be an exception. Since she said that she wanted to hit their palms, he would just let her be.
"I know, I know my wrongs now." Loli Shi nodded her head earnestly. Then, she timidly stretched out her palms and turned her face away. She looked just like a child that was about to receive a vaccination.
Song Shuhang didn't show any mercy and hit her palms twenty times in a row.
Only after Loli Shi similarly vowed that she wouldn't run away from home again and would be obedient did he let the three disobedient children off.
His heart felt very tired.
Song Shuhang felt that when he faced these three little guys, his mental age was about to reach the level of a father in a short period of time.
When would Senior Brother Three Realms come back?
…
…
After dealing with the three disobedient children, Song Shuhang turned his head around and looked for Lady Onion on the table of the Human-Morphing Feast.
But after looking around, he didn't see her.
Did she run away after hearing his voice?
That made sense … Lady Onion always wanted to be free. It wasn't easy for her to leave this time, and she definitely wouldn't give up on her freedom so easily.
Actually, it wasn't a problem to let her go.
However, the enlightenment stone, which was very important to Song Shuhang, was still with Lady Onion. Therefore, there was no way Song Shuhang would let her go without taking back the enlightenment stone.
"Senior Dongfang Six … does the 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization have a back door or a window?" Song Shuhang asked.
"No." Dongfang Six Fairies shook her head. "However, there is another space underground. However … I can't bring you inside. "
Song Shuhang wasn't a member of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization.
"In that case, can I trouble Dongfang Six Fairies to help me bring Lady Onion out?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I can't." Dongfang Six Fairies smiled, and said, "That Lady Onion is a member of our organization. Therefore, unless she wants to come out herself, I can't force her to come out and hand her over to you. As for the matter between you and her, I won't help either of you. "
One was a junior of her organization, and the other was a junior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Dongfang Six Fairies could only try to be fair.
Song Shuhang felt very stifled.
×××××
250th branch, inside the underground pyramid.
Lady Onion and that female monster were sitting in the guest room, watching TV.
The news was the same as before.
The first part said that the leaders of the country were very busy, either going abroad or going to the countryside. The second part said that the people of the country were very happy, either getting rich or having a good harvest. The last part said that the other countries were very miserable, either exploding or rebelling.
Tricks, it was all tricks.
Lady Onion felt that it was meaningless and changed the channel.
This channel was talking about gourmet food.
"First, chop up the green onions. Remember to chop them into small pieces, the finer, the better." The fat chef on the TV danced with the knife in his hand.
"Kacha, kacha, kacha, kacha, kacha." Very soon, several green onions were chopped into pieces.
Lady Onion looked at the green onion sprouts on the TV and couldn't help but tear up. She could empathize with them!
It was too cruel.
Thereupon, Lady Onion silently changed the channel.
The female monster wanted to laugh, but in order to take care of Lady Onion, she held it in.
In order not to laugh, she changed the topic and asked, "Lady Onion, what's the relationship between you and that young human called Song Shuhang?"
"Relationship? How should I explain it? "Lady Onion recalled the first time she met Song Shuhang.
At that time, she was still a tender green onion that had just been released from prison.
When she saw that Song Shuhang, who was only at the First Stage Realm, had a treasure like the enlightenment stone, she wanted to rob him. She wanted to obtain the stone and advance her realm by leaps and bounds, so that one day, she could take revenge on Nine Lanterns!
In the end, not only did she fail to rob him, she even lost her life.
"It's probably because I made a mistake and got caught …" Lady Onion suddenly paused halfway through her sentence.
She sensed an evil aura.
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