"All the monsters of the world should unite and become a family? Which monster organization is this? Is it really okay to show such an obvious sign? "Loli Zhu asked as she stared at the sign of the monster organization.
"In the past, there might have been some problems … but monster hunters haven't been that active in the past several hundred years. Moreover, the majority of cultivators treat monsters equally. As long as they don't commit crimes, no one will look for trouble with them. Therefore, it's not a problem to hang a sign, "Shi said.
Just as they were discussing, a figure suddenly appeared out of thin air. It was a teleportation technique.
It was a young girl. She had long green hair that was tied into two ponytails. She was wearing a tight white dress that accentuated her slender and sexy figure.
Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide. It was Lady Onion!
How come Lady Onion suddenly appeared here? Was it possible that she also met Senior White Two and was teleported here?
His guess was correct.
Senior White Two directly teleported Lady Onion out of the world of the black lotus and next to him. However, since the exit of the world of the black lotus was still sealed by the ball of liquid metal, the teleportation effect was affected.
Senior White Two had become the ruler of the world of the black lotus, and she had learned from Song Shuhang that there was a backdoor to the world of the black lotus. However, when she used the spatial technique to teleport Lady Onion out, the coordinates were slightly off.
Originally, she was supposed to teleport Lady Onion to Song Shuhang's side, but when she reappeared, she was five meters in the air and was falling.
At the entrance of the rented house, the husky narrowed his eyes and looked at Lady Onion, who had appeared out of thin air. "Woof."
Lady Onion opened her eyes in a daze, and discovered that she was in midair.
She quickly performed a beautiful backflip and landed on the ground.
What was going on? Just a moment ago, she was shaking the cocoon for that 'Senior White Rabbit', shaking herself until she was about to fall asleep. How come she suddenly appeared here?
"What is this place?" Lady Onion turned her head around and looked at the rented house. Soon after, she saw the words on the sign that only cultivators and monsters could see.
[All the monsters of the world should unite and become a family] [Secret Base No. 250]
"Eh?" Lady Onion stared at the door plate.
Wait a minute, wasn't this the lousy organization that taught her the "200 Must-have Skills for a Seductress to Survive", which caused her to be locked up by Nine Lanterns for three hundred years?
Why does this stupid organization have a branch here?
Moreover, they had agreed on a secret base. Why did they have to write it out so brazenly and hang a sign on the door?
How stupid would the person be to do such a thing!
As expected, it was better to pretend that he didn't see anything and turn around to leave.
In addition, Lady Onion discovered another delightful thing.
She was free ~ ~
She had run away from Song Shuhang!
The feeling of freedom was so good. Lady Onion happily clenched her small fists.
At this time, the lazy husky looked at Lady Onion, and suddenly asked, "Little girl, how many ways can I surrender to a human cultivator that I can't defeat?"
The husky's voice was crisp. It sounded like a girl's voice, but it also sounded like a boy's voice.
"500," Lady Onion subconsciously replied. It couldn't be helped. She was too familiar with this kind of thing, and she didn't even need to think about it. She could instinctively answer this kind of question.
The husky quickly asked, "Which category does needlework belong to in the '200 Must-have Skills for a Seductress to Survive' secret technique belong to?"
Lady Onion quickly replied, "How can a female monster transform into the male master's mistress and fight against the male master's dao companion in the Thirteen Moves of the 'Virtuous Wife and Loving Mother'?"
Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu, who were hiding nearby, and Ye Si, who was in the sky, couldn't help but turn their heads after hearing these words.
These secret techniques and skills sounded very pitiful.
No matter what kind of monster it was, after learning these 200 skills, they would become a useless monster.
Song Shuhang faintly sighed.
Was he going to tell them that he knew the '200 Must-have Skills for a Seductress to Survive' secret technique?
In the past, he had lived Lady Onion's life as a green onion for several hundred years. During that dreamland, aside from teaching him patience, he also taught him the '200 Must-have Skills for a Seductress to Survive' secret technique.
These 200 skills were really scary, and they were still affecting Song Shuhang's behavior even now.
For example, Song Shuhang would sometimes recall the contents of the '200 Must-have Skills for a Seductress to Survive' secret technique when he was doing something.
He couldn't forget it even if he wanted to.
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After hearing Lady Onion's quick and correct answer, the lazy husky nodded and said, "Good, your answer is correct. From the looks of it, you are indeed a member of our [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization. Which branch are you from? "
"I don't know." Lady Onion shook her head.
Just now, she was wondering if she should pretend that she didn't know about the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization. She didn't expect that she would be exposed with just a few words from this big dog.
"You don't know? Strange, how come the organization doesn't give out the number of its branch when recruiting new people? Is it possible that … you are a newcomer recruited by the headquarters? "A surprised look appeared in the husky's eyes.
"I don't know. I was randomly recruited by the organization. Then, an elder of the strength imparting technique taught me the '200 Must-have Skills for a Seductress to Survive' secret technique. After I mastered the technique, I went down the mountain, "Lady Onion replied.
"From the looks of it, you really are a disciple recruited by the headquarters. You came at the right time. Today, our 250th branch is going to organize a rare Human-Morphing Feast, and you managed to make it in time. Quickly come in. "A smile appeared on the husky's face.
Indeed, it was the same demonic expression that had its eyes narrowed, its mouth opened, and its tongue sticking out — the mysterious smile of the husky.
"Human-Morphing Feast? What's a Human-Morphing Feast? Could it be that you want to eat … eat … people? "Lady Onion was so shocked that she couldn't even speak properly.
After hearing these words, the three disobedient children that were hiding in the dark became vigilant. Eat people? If this group of monsters was a man-eating monster, they couldn't ignore them! They had to report this matter to the sect and have them send experts to subdue these monsters.
Although the three of them were disobedient, they weren't stupid. It was impossible for the three of them to foolishly barge into the camp of monsters. If they did that, they would only end up becoming a meal for the monsters.
"Eat people? What nonsense are you thinking about? What's so delicious about humans? Eating people is just a superstitious idea of the past … in the past, there were some stupid monsters that believed that they could quickly transform into humans as long as they ate enough people. Do they really think that humans are like thousand-year-old ginseng or ten-thousand-year-old lingzhi mushroom? If they eat a lot of people, they can advance to the Fifth Stage and condense a Monster Core! "the husky said with a disdainful expression.
It had appeared again! Demonic expression … the husky's disdainful expression.
After hearing these words, Lady Onion heaved a sigh of relief. "In that case … what is this Human-Morphing Feast you mentioned?"
"The so-called Human-Morphing Feast is a chance for some members of the Demon Clan with low cultivation bases to experience transforming into humans. Right, do you know about the Immortal Feast? It's Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's feast of the world of cultivators.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue always needs a lot of ingredients before holding the Immortal Feast. Our 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization is one of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's biggest suppliers of ingredients. As a special reward, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue will prepare a large-scale 'Human-Morphing Feast' every time she pays us a lot of spirit stones.
The Human-Morphing Feast allows monsters with low cultivation to transform into humans. Although it only lasts for a few hours, it's more than enough for them to do a lot of things.
In addition, the monsters that have already transformed into humans can also use the Human-Morphing Feast to make their human form more beautiful and improve some of their conspicuous features. For example, after feline monsters reach the Fifth Stage Realm with great difficulty and transform into humans, they will often subconsciously keep their ears and tail intact. As such, there are a lot of inconveniences in their daily lives. The Human-Morphing Feast can improve these features, "the husky explained to Lady Onion after entering the scholarly mode.
"So that's how it is." Lady Onion nodded. Not to mention the special effects of the Human-Morphing Feast, just the immortal feast prepared by Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was enough to make a lot of cultivators yearn for it!
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Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu, who were hiding in the dark, also heaved a sigh of relief. "So that's how it was!"
After a short moment, Guoguo waved her small fist and said, "Heresy!"
"Ah?" Loli Shi said in puzzlement.
"Cat ears are righteous, but removing them is heresy!" Guoguo lowered her voice, and said, "This won't do. I feel that I have to stop them from doing such a stupid thing."
"… …" Zhu.
Shi said, "I feel that Zhu and I have to stop you from doing such a stupid thing."
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In the sky, Song Shuhang held his chin and said, "Actually, I feel that even without removing the cat ears and the cat tail, they are still quite cute!"
"But what if they have pig ears and a pig tail? Or even those with crocodile teeth? Or those with cow hooves? "Ye Si said with a smile." Cats aren't the only type of monster race. There are many other types. "
Song Shuhang immediately imagined a girl with pig's ears and a girl with cow's hooves. Indeed, he didn't feel that they were that beautiful.
"You're right." Song Shuhang nodded.
In addition, not all monsters were girls. If there was a man with cat ears, the scene would be very strange.
Just as they were discussing, Lady Onion was tricked into going to the secret base number 250 of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization.
After Lady Onion went inside, the husky yawned and lazily lay on the ground.
Perhaps after becoming a monster, the husky became less active as it grew older? But as the saying went, 'A leopard can't change its spots'. Even if a husky lived for 10,000 years, it would still be a husky!
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"It seems this place isn't the one we were looking for," Guoguo said in a low voice.
Shi said, "In that case, let's go and look for it in another place."
Zhu said, "Senior Brother Guoguo, Senior Sister, I'm a little hungry."
Shi said, "Now that Zhu mentioned it, I'm also a little hungry."
Guoguo rubbed his small belly. He was also hungry.
Zhu said, "I want to eat the 'Human-Morphing Feast'. According to legend, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's dishes must be very delicious."
Guoguo shook his head, and said, "But we aren't monsters, and we aren't members of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization. It's impossible for us to enter."
Guoguo had never seen Lady Onion in her human form. Therefore, he didn't know that the green-haired beauty that had just entered was Song Shuhang's Lady Onion.
"Moreover, this place is the headquarters of the monster race. If three human cultivators like us sneak in, the consequences will be unimaginable, "Guoguo added.
Shi said, "What a pity."
Zhu said, "I'm very hungry. Senior Brother Guoguo, let's look for a place to eat."
"Let's go and eat something delicious. This time, we have Senior Brother Song Shuhang's wallet. There are more than 10,000 RMB in it, enough for us to use for a few days, "Guoguo said with a nod.
After saying this much, the three disobedient children turned around and prepared to leave the 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization.
"What a pity. It would have been great if a senior we knew came over and took us to eat the 'Human-Morphing Feast'," Zhu Fantasy said.
Loli Shi said earnestly, "That's impossible. We don't know any senior of the monster race."
When Guoguo heard this, he thought for a moment. He knew many seniors of the monster race!
After thinking for a moment … he put his palms together and prayed with a pious expression on his face. "Senior White, Senior White, almighty Senior White ~ If you can hear my prayer, please send a senior of the monster race that I know to take us to eat the 'Human-Morphing Feast'!"
Shi: "…"
Zhu said, "Senior Brother Guoguo, which Buddha are you praying to? Which Bodhisattva is Senior White? "
Guoguo explained, "Senior White is an extremely powerful senior that I know. I've made several wishes to him, and all of them came true. "
If possible, he really wanted to teach the two little lolis about the various benefits of praying to Senior White.
Just as Guoguo was speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of something crashing behind him.
There was also the rumbling of a car's accelerator.
There was also the sound of a horn being honked.
"Aaaaah ~ Little friends in front, quickly move aside ~ I can't stop the car! Not good, there's going to be another car accident. "There was also the shriek of a woman.
Again?
Guoguo and the two little lolis turned their heads and discovered that an off-road vehicle with an unknown brand had emerged from the small alley that the three of them were hiding in. It was obvious that the vehicle was specially made, and it was very powerful! The entire off-road vehicle was equipped with anti-collision protection.
This was simply a 'bumper car' that mainly focused on collisions. Moreover, it was a terrifying version of a 'killer bumper car' that could kill a person with a single collision.
Moreover, the speed of this vehicle was very unscientific.
It would be very difficult for Guoguo, who was only at the First Stage Realm, and the two little lolis to escape from this speed.
At this critical moment, Guoguo clenched his teeth and pushed the two little lolis, pushing them out of the path of the off-road vehicle.
He was the one who had brought Shi and Zhu out of the 'Faraway Wandering Temple', so he had the responsibility to ensure their safety. At this time, he would be the one to bear the brunt of the accident!
After pushing the two little lolis away … the off-road vehicle mercilessly rolled over Guoguo's body in the next second.
"Ah ~ farewell, everyone ~"
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