Six thousand words, two chapters in one. These are the two chapters missing from yesterday. ]
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's long golden hair fluttered in the wind. She gazed at the raging flames with a dumbfounded expression on her face. "Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue, did you really burn it? I was just joking with my Shuhang Little Friend!"
Although Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's strength was limited, she still possessed the strength of a True Monarch. Even if she didn't have her X-ray Vision, she could tell with a glance that there was no aura of life inside Lady Onion's bulging belly!
The jade white lion Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue stiffened. After a short moment, it turned its head and said with a hollow laugh, "About that, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue. I'm just joking, do you believe me? "
I'd be a fool if I believed you! No matter how I look at it, you don't look like you're joking.
Just as they were discussing, a 'ding dong' sound came from Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's pocket.
She took out her phone and swiped the screen to see that it was a notification that her chat account had been logged in to another computer.
"Huh, who logged into Septuagint's account?" Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue asked. Whenever Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group to look for gossip and news, she would always use Venerable Septuagint's account.
From the looks of it, Septuagint himself went online?
It was rare that this guy had the time to come online.
Thereupon, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue fiddled with her phone and went online with a different account. It was an account called 'Phoenix Saber Jasmine'. It was hidden in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and almost never came out.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue didn't use this account often because there weren't many friends on it. It wasn't as fun as Venerable Septuagint's account.
Just as Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue logged into Phoenix Saber Jasmine's account and entered the Nine Provinces Number One Group, a picture suddenly appeared in the group.
It was sent by Venerable Septuagint.
In the picture, there was a dark stone room with a dazzling golden coffin.
What a familiar scene!
In the golden coffin, there was a young man with a dumbfounded expression. On top of the young man was a cute girl with two green ponytails. It was an ambiguous scene.
Then the shot zooms in on itself. That cute twintailed girl's lower abdomen.
That slightly bulging lower abdomen, no matter how one looked at it, was very noticeable.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue shouted, "Aiya, who sent it?"
She didn't send anything. She had just been pushed out of her account!
"I didn't do it either. I don't even have a phone with me. "The jade white lion Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue waved its paw to show its innocence.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue added, "Septuagint himself wouldn't do such a boring thing. He has a very strict character."
So who did it?
It couldn't be Fifth Cultivator of True Virtue. After Fifth Cultivator of True Virtue successfully transcended his tribulation, he lost his connection with Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue, and Septuagint.
Then who did it?
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For Song Shuhang, who was in the Gold Coffin, Song Shuhang's heart sank. It didn't matter who did it!
After Venerable Septuagint's account sent this photo to the Nine Provinces Number One Group, many of the lurking seniors in the group immediately came out.
Beihe Sanren: "F * ck!"
Treasure Forging Heavenly Mansion's Yang Xian: "Wait a moment. Isn't that young man in the photo Shuhang Little Friend?"
Island Master Tian Tiankong: "That's right, it's definitely Fellow Daoist Seven Dao Names!"
Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: "Who's that girl on top of him?"
None of the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group had seen Lady Onion's human form.
However, one of the seniors guessed her identity after seeing the appearance of the girl with two green ponytails in the photo.
This senior was Young Master Phoenix Slayer. While he was madly beating up that stallion spirit... While he was madly beating up that stallion spirit, he had obtained some information from the stallion spirit. Song Shuhang had a female monster called 'Lady Onion' in his possession, and she was a very beautiful one. Therefore, the stallion spirit had come all the way here to have a taste of her.
Thereupon, Prince Phoenix Slayer quickly replied, "Is it possible that she's the onion spirit raised by Little Friend Song Shuhang?"
"So, she's a monster pet? I didn't expect Little Friend Shuhang Little Friend to be this kind of person. He unexpectedly got his monster pet pregnant, "Fairy Lychee replied." But why do onion spirits get pregnant so quickly? "
"It's because she's an onion spirit, and her growth cycle is very fast … Anyway, Little Friend Shuhang Little Friend did a great job. The child of a human and a monster onion should be a very interesting child, right? Is it possible that it's a human with green onion hair? "someone with the ID 'Copper Trigram on the Sickbed' wrote.
"Or perhaps a green onion with hands and feet?" someone with the ID 'Iron Trigram on the Sickbed' wrote.
But right at this time. Three Waves excitedly said, "Fellow Daoists, should we discuss what name we should give Little Friend Shuhang Little Friend's child?"
The Nine Provinces Number One Group immediately became lively.
As for the account of Venerable Septuagint that ignited this topic, it brushed its clothes and left. Deeply hiding its merits and fame.
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The corner of Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's eyes twitched. It seemed they had gone too far this time.
Inside the golden coffin, Shuhang Little Friend didn't react. He didn't make a sound, and he didn't even pat the golden coffin.
Even when the fellow daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were discussing the name of his' future child ', he didn't utter a single word.
Was it broken?
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue cautiously opened a corner of the golden coffin. The golden coffin was burning hot, but Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue didn't feel anything.
After opening the golden coffin a little... She saw that Song Shuhang was crazily tapping on his phone inside.
"It's over, it's over, my life is over," he muttered to himself. However, the screen of his phone was black — it was out of battery.
At the critical moment, his phone had run out of battery.
At this time, the 'battery charging technique' was supposed to make its appearance. But no matter how low-level the battery charging technique was, it was still a magical technique.
Since it was a magical technique, one needed 'mental energy' to guide it.
At this time, not only was Song Shuhang's Sea of Qi Dantian on the verge of exploding, his mental energy was also too strong, to the point that the space between his eyebrows was hurting.
In this state, he was simply unable to charge his phone.
This was the reason why Song Shuhang didn't say anything even though the seniors in the group were discussing the matter in full swing.
Before his phone ran out of battery, he happened to see the picture posted by Venerable Septuagint, as well as the scene where the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were passionately commenting on the picture.
At that time, Song Shuhang quickly opened the voice message function of the group chat and wanted to explain the misunderstanding between the seniors.
But … just as he opened the voice message function and didn't even have the time to say anything, the phone suddenly beeped, and the beautiful sound of the phone shutting down echoed. The phone ran out of battery.
Song Shuhang's entire body was in a daze.
He could imagine how much the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group would think in this period of time when he couldn't go online!
Perhaps it wouldn't be long before he heard some strange titles like 'Crazy Green Onion Demon', 'Man Who Won't Even Let His Demon Pet Go', 'Half-Monster Father's Man', and so on.
"It's over. It's over, "Song Shuhang repeatedly said.
In the meantime, at the end of the golden coffin, Lady Onion was in a daze, curling up into a ball and rubbing her belly with her small hand. Her [Color of Life] seemed to have turned gray, and it was impossible to tell what she was thinking at this time.
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Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue immediately wanted to close the golden coffin. But right at this time... Song Shuhang raised his head and met her eyes.
What kind of expression was that in the face of death?
"I didn't send that picture," Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue immediately said.
"..." Song Shuhang.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue immediately changed the topic. "Shuhang Little Friend, do you want to use the battery charging technique? It's free of charge. "
After saying this much, she stretched out her finger and gently tapped on Song Shuhang's phone.
"Crackle ~"
An electric arc flashed. Song Shuhang kept pressing the power button, and the phone started to charge.
Song Shuhang's attention was successfully shifted to the phone.
As long as the phone had battery again, he could explain the misunderstanding to the seniors in the group!
"Right, Senior Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue. I'm not sure if it's just my imagination. Why do I feel a little... hot? "Song Shuhang looked at Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue lowered her head and looked below the golden coffin, where the raging holy fire was still burning.
Thereupon, the golden-haired Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue turned around and ruthlessly kicked Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue...
"Aaaaah!" Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue screamed and was sent flying, getting stuck in the wall. [TL note:
"Don't worry, it's just the work of that idiot Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue. I'll immediately restore the temperature, "Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said as she secretly stretched out her hand, extinguishing the 'holy fire'.
"Ding, dong, dong ~" The sound of the phone being switched on echoed.
Song Shuhang's phone was switched on again.
He quickly opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group. At this time, his speed reached supersonic.
At this time, the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were already discussing what Song Shuhang's grandson should be called.
F * ck, it's only been a few minutes, and the topic has already changed?
Then... Song Shuhang scrolled through the chat history and saw that Fairy Lychee had used the 'drawing board' function to draw a picture of a person with long green onion hair and a green onion with hands and feet … it was exactly what she had imagined Song Shuhang's son or daughter to look like.
No, I can't let these seniors keep letting their imaginations run wild. I have to give them an explanation as soon as possible.
Song Shuhang quickly opened the chat window. Then, he turned on the voice chat function.
But right at this time, Medicine Master suddenly sent a private message: "About that, ahahaha ~ Shuhang Little Friend, I didn't know that you had such a relationship with that onion spirit! Ahahaha, about that, I don't want the green onion sprout anymore. Next time, you can do me a favor and use it as payment for the medicinal bath formula. However, as expected of an onion spirit, her pregnancy cycle is really fast. I wish you all the best, Shuhang. "
After reading the message, Song Shuhang tilted his head and his whole body turned gray.
At this time, he felt that even if he were to come out and explain, it would only make things worse.
It's over, my life is over.
"Shuhang Little Friend." Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue stretched out her hand and poked him.
Song Shuhang: "It's over, it's over, it's over..."
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue felt that Song Shuhang should be left alone. Thereupon, she carefully closed the golden coffin.
But right at this time, she saw the 'medicinal bath formula' mentioned in Medicine Master's chat history on Song Shuhang's mobile phone.
"Is this the formula that Medicine Master researched recently? It's a very economical formula, but it's a pity that it can only be used on low-level cultivators. "
Eh, this is a very good 'topic' to change the topic!
Thereupon, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said, "Shuhang Little Friend, do you need the medicinal materials required for the medicinal bath formula?"
Song Shuhang raised his head and nodded. "Yes."
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue calculated for a moment and said, "It just so happens that I have some of the medicinal materials required for the medicinal bath. I'll sell it to you at the purchasing price. The number of spirit stones needed for a medicinal bath is seven spirit stones of the Third Stage. What do you think? "Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue replied after some calculation.
"Alright." Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and took out a spirit stone of the Fourth Stage from his pocket.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue took the spirit stone of the Fourth Stage and gave three spirit stones of the Third Stage to Shuhang.
Shuhang took the spirit stones of the Third Stage. Then, he opened his size-reducing purse and threw them inside.
Afterward, he continued to hold his mobile phone in a daze.
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Three minutes later, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue returned. She opened the golden coffin.
Afterward, she poured a large basin of medicinal materials into the golden coffin. Was she planning to use the golden coffin as a bathtub to give Song Shuhang a medicinal bath?
After pouring the medicinal materials, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said to Shuhang, "Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Song One, hand over the extra things on your body to me for safekeeping."
Song Shuhang was still in a state of contemplation. His body obediently handed over his size-reducing purse and his mobile phone to Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue.
After receiving these items, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue shot a glance at Lady Onion, who was curled up in a corner of the golden coffin.
At first, she wanted to take this monster onion out as well. But after thinking for a moment, she felt that letting this monster onion out was something that her master, Song Shuhang, had decided. Why should she meddle in other people's business? Perhaps this was a good fortune for the monster onion, and she could take advantage of this opportunity to strengthen her constitution.
Moreover, she might be able to develop a favorable impression of her while she was bathing with her master. That way, she might even have a chance to become the mistress of the house in the future!
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue felt that the legs of this monster onion were pretty good. Therefore, she had a favorable impression of them.
After pouring the medicinal materials, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue made a hand seal.
"Whoosh ~" She summoned a big ball of water and threw it into the golden coffin, submerging Song Shuhang and Lady Onion.
"The medicinal bath is about to start … it might be a little painful at first. Bear with it, "Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said.
Then, without waiting for Song Shuhang and Lady Onion to reply, she closed the golden coffin.
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On the other side, Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue was already preparing.
As soon as Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue closed the lid of the coffin, she raised a small golden pot and aimed it at the golden coffin.
Flames shot out of the small pot, igniting the firewood and gasoline that Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue had prepared earlier.
At the same time... The flames in the small pot kept shooting out, increasing the intensity of the fire.
Burn ~ Burn ~ Burn ~ Burn ~ Burn ~ Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue's eyes were filled with flames.
"Hmm, that should be enough. According to Medicine Master's prescription, let's soak for two hours. After that, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Song One's body will be able to thoroughly absorb the medicinal strength. "Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue nodded, satisfied.
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Inside the golden coffin.
As the temperature of the water increased, the medicinal strength of the medicinal materials mixed with the water.
Song Shuhang's whole body was soaked in the water. His body was still protected by Venerable Septuagint's' Turtle Breathing Technique ', so he didn't need to breathe.
After seeing that the bath was gradually becoming turbid, Song Shuhang felt that it was similar to when he boiled the 'body tempering liquid' back then.
Therefore, he wholeheartedly enjoyed the medicinal bath.
As for the 'Song Shuhang chopping green onions incident' that the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were discussing, he decided to put it aside for now. The innocent would know their innocence. After the seniors were done discussing this matter, he would come forward and explain the situation. That way, the effects would be much better.
Therefore, there was no need to be impatient.
After relaxing his body and mind, Song Shuhang quickly felt the effects of the medicinal bath.
The medicinal strength of the boiling bath automatically entered his body. The strength of the medicine strengthened Song Shuhang's constitution and bones, making him feel as though every muscle in his body was getting stronger, and his strength was continuously surging.
Moreover, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's golden coffin and the medicinal bath complemented each other, and the effects were definitely greater than three.
If the constitution of a cultivator of the First Stage Foundation Establishment Realm was 100, and if the constitution of a cultivator of the Second Stage was 200, Song Shuhang's current constitution should be above 230.
While soaking in the medicinal bath inside the golden coffin, his constitution would increase by 0.1 every three minutes.
After soaking in the medicinal bath for two hours, his constitution would increase by at least 4 points. This effect was comparable to two to three months of hard training on Earth without taking any medicinal pills!
As long as his constitution reached 240, he wouldn't have to worry about his Sea of Qi Dantian expanding too much true qi for the time being.
"The medicinal bath is really good. It's all thanks to Senior Medicine Master," Song Shuhang muttered to himself.
The effects of the medicinal bath were the best the first time. The longer one soaked in it, the worse the effects would be.
But even so, Song Shuhang only needed to soak in it for three days and six times to steadily increase his constitution to 250.
After all, only a cultivator of the Second Stage with the Fourth Dantian Realm could have this kind of constitution.
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Just as Song Shuhang was enjoying the benefits of the medicinal bath, Lady Onion, who was shrinking in a corner of the golden coffin, suddenly shouted in alarm, "Aaaaah ~ Not good, she melted! She melted! "
"What?" Song Shuhang raised his head in puzzlement.
Then, he saw something that didn't make sense. Lady Onion … melted.
Starting from her legs, her whole body started to melt. Just like a slime, she started to melt … hmm. Perhaps the current Lady Onion should be described as a snow beauty under the sunlight.
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Lady Onion's face was full of tears, and she was waving her hands and legs while struggling. But this only sped up the melting process!
Very soon, she had already melted to her lower abdomen … there, the enlightenment stone was faintly shining. With the enlightenment stone as the dividing line, the upper half of Lady Onion's body also started to liquefy.
Song Shuhang quickly got up and pounced toward Lady Onion, using both hands to lift the enlightenment stone, trying to pull her away from the medicinal bath. "Hey, hey, how come you suddenly melted?"
"I don't know, either, I really don't know! Why did I suddenly melt … sob, sob, sob. Am I going to die? "Lady Onion cried even more sadly.
Song Shuhang looked at the boiling medicinal bath below him. Was it because of the medicinal bath?
He recalled the scene when he was refining the 'body tempering liquid'. When several medicinal ingredients were placed together and heated, a chemical reaction would occur. Then... He melted the newly poured medicinal liquid!
Perhaps the medicinal bath he was soaking in just happened to have a melting effect, and was able to melt an onion spirit?
Just how many coincidences did it take to achieve such an effect?
Lady Onion couldn't be this unlucky, right?
While Song Shuhang was in deep thoughts, Lady Onion had already melted a lot...
He didn't have much time to think, and quickly patted the lid of the golden coffin, anxiously asking, "Are the roots still there? Are the green onion roots still there?! "
This was a big problem.
Even if Lady Onion's sprout was cut off, as long as the green onion roots were still there, she could come back to life. She could continue to live on adorably.
But if the green onion roots also melted, she would really be done for.
"It's still there, it's still there. But I feel that the green onion roots are also about to melt, "Lady Onion said anxiously.
Actually, it was just her misconception that the green onion roots had melted.
Although she didn't know why... Her green onion roots had unexpectedly taken root in the enlightenment stone. But now, with the protection of the enlightenment stone, her green onion roots wouldn't be melted by a trifling medicinal bath.
Song Shuhang quickly patted the lid of the golden coffin even harder.
Very soon, the golden coffin was opened.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue moved closer and said, "What's going on? Is it because the water is too hot? Ah, ah, ah! What's going on? "
She also saw that Lady Onion was melting.
Just as she opened the lid of the coffin, Lady Onion's entire body melted and fell into the medicinal bath.
"..." Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue.
That monster onion... She died just like that?
"Senior Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue, please take care of this enlightenment stone. Lady Onion's roots are still in the enlightenment stone, "Song Shuhang said anxiously.
"The roots are still there? That's good. I just need to pour some water on them, and they should grow back very soon. "Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue heaved a sigh of relief.
She took the enlightenment stone and said, "Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Song One, continue soaking in the medicinal bath. Don't waste it."
Song Shuhang nodded and returned to the golden coffin.
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue closed the lid of the coffin.
Then, she stretched out her hand and caressed the enlightenment stone. "Her life aura is still there … I wonder if I should say that this monster onion is lucky or unlucky?"
After saying this much, she used a healing magical technique. The magical technique transformed into a rain of light that sprinkled on the enlightenment stone, stabilizing Lady Onion's life aura.
Then, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue got up and left the stone room of the graveyard.
When she returned, there was a flower pot in her hand. The Enlightenment Stone was placed in the flower pot.
"I'll sprinkle some ashes on it. It should make it grow faster," Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue muttered to herself.
* * * * *
On the edge of the meteorite where the grave of Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue was located.
In Venerable Septuagint's immortal boat.
Li Yinzhu was sleeping soundly, but the cold aura coming from her body was getting stronger and stronger. It wouldn't be long before her disease flared up again.
Yu Jiaojiao was ejected out of the ancient grave and returned to the immortal boat.
She was in a good mood. Although she didn't manage to obtain Venerable Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's inheritance, not only did she obtain a water-type turtle pearl that could keep her body moist, but she also obtained a precious' moonstone '. It was a great harvest.
Soon after, Chu Chu also came out of the ancient grave. After entering the immortal boat, she couldn't help but shoot a glance at Venerable Septuagint. From the looks of it, she had also learned about the secret of the 'Eight Cultivators of True Virtue' after accepting the contract.
Venerable Septuagint also faintly smiled at her.
"Now, we only have to wait for Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Song One."
"Tyrannical Saber Song One? Pfff ~" Yu Jiaojiao laughed. She knew the origin of this dao name, but no matter how many times she heard it, whenever she thought about the dao name 'Tyrannical Saber Song One' and Song Shuhang himself, she would always laugh.
The jade white lion Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue's clone replied, "Fellow Daoist Song One might come out a bit later. He's currently taking a bath."
Taking a bath? How did exploring an ancient grave have anything to do with taking a bath?
"It's a medicinal bath, right? As long as the formula of the medicinal bath is correct, it's one of the safest ways to strengthen one's constitution, "Venerable Septuagint said with a smile.
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