Lady Onion really wished that she was nearsighted. That way, she wouldn't be able to clearly see the characters on Song Shuhang's phone, and her face wouldn't have turned pale from fright.
Moreover … what do you mean by casually cutting off a green onion sprout? Did he really think that she was a leek girl? After cutting one batch and sprinkling some ashes on it, she could grow another batch! It was very difficult for her onion sprouts to grow. Moreover, cutting off her onion sprouts was equivalent to pinching her head. How cruel was this?
Lady Onion looked at Song Shuhang with tearful eyes.
"…" Song Shuhang: "You saw it?"
Lady Onion nodded.
At the same time, Lady Onion quickly operated her brain. She had to think of a way to save herself since it was related to her onion sprout and the happiness of her onion life.
At such a moment, was it time for '200 Must-have Skills for a Fairy to Survive' to show up?
However, Lady Onion recalled what happened the last time. At that time, she showed Song Shuhang the '500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You Can't Defeat'.
However, the other party had mercilessly tried to blast her with the Thunder Palm.
After that, she used her ultimate skill, the Beautiful Banshee's ultimate skill, Seduction!
The other party was still unmoved. He didn't know how to be protective of the fairer sex at all.
Although he didn't want to admit it, this guy was immune to "200 Must-have Skills for a Fairy to Survive".
However, if she were to fight him head-on, she would not be able to defeat Song Shuhang. She had always been with Song Shuhang and knew that he was advancing very quickly. Now, he had already entered the Second Stage Second Dantian, the Dragon Tail Dantian. As for her, she was still that pitiful little First Stage onion demon.
If soft tactics don't work, hard tactics won't work. Could it be that she really had no choice but to sacrifice her onion sprout and live in humiliation? No, if he pinched her onion sprout again, she would risk her life.
"Lady Onion, can you turn into a green onion first?" Song Shuhang asked.
The golden coffin was only this big, and Lady Onion was currently pressing down on his body. For a normal man, this would be considered a provocation.
After hearing these words, Lady Onion immediately became anxious.
Turning into a green onion and then having its sprouts pinched off?
Impossible!
"No, absolutely not. I don't want to have my green onion sprout pinched! "Lady Onion shouted and struggled with all her might.
"Don't move. I didn't say I was going to pinch your onion sprout. Anyway, turn back to your green onion form first, and I'll explain it to you, "Song Shuhang called out.
He still had an onion spirit crystal in his hand … its effect was better than the onion sprout. It should be able to replace the green onion sprouts and give them to Senior Medicine Master as the price for the 'medicinal bath formula'.
"Don't try to fool me. If you want to wait for me to turn back into a green onion, you can directly pinch off my sprout, right? Don't even think about it! "Lady Onion started to push the lid of the golden coffin with all her might.
However, the golden coffin was prepared by the Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue. Even an ordinary Sixth Stage True Monarch wouldn't be able to open it, let alone a First Stage Realm onion spirit.
The lid of the golden coffin remained motionless. However, Lady Onion's cries and the vibrations caused by her slapping the golden coffin managed to reach Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's ears.
Was the voice of a woman coming from the golden coffin?
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue muttered, "I remember that I only put Tyrannical Saber Song One inside, right?"
Thereupon, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue stretched out her hand and opened the lid of the golden coffin.
…
…
Inside the golden coffin, a shocking yet harmonious scene appeared before Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's eyes.
Lady Onion was lying on top of Song Shuhang's body, shouting and struggling with all her might.
Song Shuhang was pressed under Lady Onion's body and stretched out his hand to grab Lady Onion, trying to cover her mouth.
When the golden coffin was suddenly opened, both Song Shuhang and Lady Onion were dumbfounded … the sudden light was somewhat dazzling to their eyes.
At the same time, Song Shuhang discovered that Senior Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue was looking at him with a strange expression in her eyes — it was as if she was saying: It wasn't easy for me to make up my mind to give up the golden coffin and let you stay inside to strengthen your constitution. But you're actually playing with a woman inside?
"Senior Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" Song Shuhang immediately called out. He felt that he had to explain this matter since it was related to his reputation.
But right at this time, Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's gaze fell on Lady Onion's body. Soon after, the expression in her eyes became even more strange.
Song Shuhang felt that there was something wrong. Therefore, he followed Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue's line of sight and saw that Lady Onion's lower abdomen was exposed while she was struggling.
At this time, her smooth lower abdomen was slightly bulging, forming a womanly and motherly curve.
It was the curve of a pregnant woman!
F * ck, what's going on?
Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.
Lady Onion is pregnant? When did this happen? Hadn't she always been in his pocket? Why did she suddenly become pregnant?
Is it possible that she's that stallion spirit from not too long ago? Does he have the ability to make a female monster pregnant with just a glance?
Senior Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said faintly, "I'm sorry, I seem to have disturbed you."
Her golden eyes were empty as she stretched out her hand and silently closed the lid of the golden coffin. It seemed she didn't want to disturb the two lovers who were flirting.
"Senior, it's a misunderstanding! It's really a misunderstanding!" Song Shuhang's voice echoed from the golden coffin.
That definitely wasn't his child!
Why was Lady Onion's lower abdomen bulging?
Wait, could it be because of that?! Song Shuhang immediately thought of a possibility. Lady Onion had taken root on the enlightenment stone!
Lady Onion's green onion form had taken root on the enlightenment stone. Later, as she grew older, she was able to grow two legs from the bottom of the enlightenment stone to run around.
If that was the case, the enlightenment stone would be in her lower abdomen if she were to assume human form.
…
…
Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue sighed with emotion, and said, "Youngsters nowadays are really open-minded."
At this time, a jade white lion appeared beside Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue and silently looked at the golden coffin in front of it.
Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue and Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue could share information to a certain extent through the 'Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber'. Therefore, Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue also saw the scene of Song Shuhang and Lady Onion entangling in the golden coffin, as well as Lady Onion's slightly bulging lower abdomen.
Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue faintly sighed. Then, it crouched next to the golden coffin and took a piece of wood from somewhere, stuffing it under the coffin.
At the same time, it held a torch with one paw and a bottle of gasoline with the other.
The golden-haired Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue asked, "Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue, what are you doing?"
Surprised, Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue asked, "Eh? Why do I suddenly have a torch and gasoline in my hands? "
Right, the torch and gasoline weren't important. What was important was what it was going to do next.
[Burn ~ Burn ~ Burn, Burn, Burn ~]
Afterward, Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue poured gasoline on the firewood under the golden coffin.
Then, it used the torch to light them up.
Ah, raging holy fire … the man and the woman inside the golden coffin are worth burning.
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