"Jouko Hagi is really lucky! She managed to get ahead of me!" Just as Song Shuhang's version of 'Prince Phoenix Slayer' was thinking this, he suddenly saw Jouko Hagi being enveloped by the sword light. She screamed and flew back in front of him, all the way back to the starting point.
"..." Song Shuhang.
Was Jouko Hagi's luck good or bad? Or bad?
"In short, it's better to be careful. I have a delay of three seconds! Therefore, I have to look far ahead. If I discover something unexpected, I'll have to … Aaaaah! "
Song Shuhang was thinking that he should discover the danger ahead of time and give the command to his body three seconds in advance.
But he didn't expect that the light of a trap would suddenly appear in front of him.
What made him even more desperate was that the trap could actually move and was running back and forth on the track. It was running very willfully, sometimes left, sometimes right, sometimes up, and sometimes down. It was impossible to predict its movements.
Not to mention the fact that Song Shuhang had a delay of three seconds, even if he didn't have one, he still wouldn't be able to avoid this trap.
The hand-guided tractor number 44 ran into the trap without any hesitation.
Soon after, Song Shuhang felt that he was spiraling into the sky.
The hand-guided tractor and his body were crazily spinning. The sky and the earth were spinning, and it was very uncomfortable.
"Now, will I have to fly back to the starting point?" Song Shuhang's face was full of tears.
But … after the spiraling reached a certain height, it didn't seem to have any intention of sending Song Shuhang back to the starting point. Instead, it started spinning even more crazily, making Song Shuhang feel dizzy.
His head was dizzy, and he felt like vomiting.
This was a 'forced pause' trap. Once someone ran into it, they would have to spin in the sky for ten seconds!
Ten seconds! For a competition field that was constantly changing, it was simply too cruel.
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh..."
A series of seniors flew past Song Shuhang, and in the blink of an eye, Song Shuhang fell from the first place to the 47th place.
Some of the seniors even waved enthusiastically at Song Shuhang before they flew over.
For example, Senior Thrice Reckless, who looked like a certain baboon, said, "Shuhang, do your best. You've already become a part of the scenery on the field."
After saying this, Senior Thrice Reckless happily overtook Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang took a deep breath and felt that the first ten places of the hand-guided tractor competition were waving at him. And the 'One Month Space Trip' was waving at him enthusiastically.
No, no, I don't want a month in space.
My pitiful summer vacation has already gone through a lot. I'm already very satisfied with the 'mysterious island', 'killing with a girl in my arms', 'battle on the Grievance Settling Platform', 'Mister's plot', and the 'hand-guided tractor competition'! Let me spend the next month in peace!
I want to go to the resort island to bask in the sun, drink delicious drinks, and enjoy life on the beach!
I don't want to go to space!
One month! I'm not a senior of the group, just a small cultivator of the Second Stage. I can eat and drink with fasting pills, but how am I supposed to pee and pee?
According to the rumors, if you pee in space, the liquid will float in the air if you pee, and it might even get stuck in your face!
* * * * *
"Little Friend Song Shuhang, if you have time, come to our Warring Buddha Sect as a guest!" At this time, Dharma King Creation brushed past Song Shuhang with his long hair fluttering in the wind.
Dharma King Creation was also a senior that focused on 'participation'. At this time, he was already at the crucial moment of breaking through to the Sixth Stage True Monarch Realm. Therefore, even if he was very interested in the ruins of the previous era that Senior White mentioned, he didn't have the time to go there.
Moreover … ruins weren't something that could only be found once. Even if he didn't have the opportunity to go there this time, he would still have the chance to do so next time.
Just as he was passing by Song Shuhang, Dharma King Creation's mobile phone rang.
Dharma King Creation unlocked the phone and saw that it was Su Clan's Seven.
"Eh? Fellow Daoist Seven?" Dharma King Creation faintly smiled and picked up the phone, saying, "Fellow Daoist Seven, what's the matter? I'm currently participating in the hand-guided tractor competition. It's very interesting, and it would be your loss if you didn't participate! "
"I know." On the other side, Su Clan's Seven's tone was gloomy. "I'm watching the live broadcast."
"Ahahaha, are you regretting not participating in the competition?" Dharma King Creation asked again, "Is there something wrong with your condition?"
"Something is really wrong! I feel like a volcano is about to erupt!" Su Clan's Seven clenched his teeth and said, "Just now, the Third Elder of the Su Clan called me and cursed at me."
"Why?" Dharma King Creation asked.
"The Third Elder said that my brain was full of sh * t and that I had to disguise myself as a baboon to participate in the hand-guided tractor competition. He even shouted in front of the camera, 'I'm the Spirit River Su Clan's Seven, and my racing car number is 38' and so on. He completely lost the face of our Spirit River Su Clan. Right now, I just want to know who that damned baboon is! "Su Clan's Seven was about to go crazy.
Dharma King Creation foolishly smiled and said, "Hehehe, who else could it be?"
"Sure enough, it's that bastard Thrice Reckless!" Su Clan's Seven clenched his teeth.
"Ahahaha." Dharma King Creation laughed.
Su Clan's Seven gnashed his teeth and said hatefully, "Fellow Daoist Creation … can you help me teach Thrice Reckless a lesson?"
"No way, I'm a monk, and I have compassion in my heart," Dharma King Creation said. Dharma King Creation said. He really admired Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, especially when the other party was courting death. Dharma King Creation was always very happy.
"Clear Weather Before Snowfall!" Su Clan's Seven clenched his teeth and said, "It's an authentic work. You can enjoy it for three months, and you can even copy it."
"An authentic work of the 'Clear Weather Before Snowfall'? Why is it in the hands of your Su Clan? Is there anyone in your Su Clan who appreciates calligraphy? Don't recklessly waste natural resources, just sell it to me. " Dharma King Creation sighed with emotion. Although Dharma King Creation practiced the 'Warring Buddha's True Body', which was a tyrannical body technique with unparalleled brute strength, he was still a famous calligrapher. However, Dharma King Creation was a famous calligrapher, and he was the hegemon of China's Calligraphy Association.
"Get lost!" Su Clan's Seven said hatefully, "At most, you can enjoy it for five months. Help me get rid of Thrice Reckless."
"Deal!" Dharma King Creation happily agreed. Three Waves was courting death, and should have died long ago. Dharma King Creation could subdue the evil and return peace to the world!
"I'll be watching the live broadcast. If you do well, I might be able to lend you the 'Clear Weather Before Snowfall' for another month." Su Clan's Seven's voice was full of temptation.
"No problem, leave it to me." Dharma King Creation patted his chest and guaranteed.
...
...
After ending the call with Su Clan's Seven, Dharma King Creation swiped his mobile phone and made a call.
Very soon, the call was connected, and Three Waves' laughter was transmitted from the other side. "Fellow Daoist Creation, why did you call me? Wahaha, do you want me to help you? "
At this time, Three Waves was at the forefront of the hand-guided tractor competition. He was competing with True Monarch Fallout, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Beihe Sanren, and True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon for the first place.
"Hehehe, I suddenly thought of something important and wanted to tell Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless," Dharma King Creation said with a smile.
"If you have something to say, say it quickly. The competition is still ongoing," Three Waves said.
"Not long ago, Senior Skylark of Xuan Nu Sect came to our Warring Buddha Sect as a guest. Then, when we were chatting, she suddenly mentioned Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless. She said that Thrice Reckless was courting death very amusing. Therefore, next month, she will pass by your immortal cave and will stay there as a guest for a while. " Dharma King Creation said with a smile, "Although I'm a monk, I'm still very envious of Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless. Senior Skylark is so beautiful, and she wants to visit your immortal cave again. Perhaps it's possible that Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless and her will become dao companions. "
Three Waves' whole body started to tremble.
At this time, Thrice Reckless suddenly recalled a terrifying scene from many years ago, when he was tormented by a 'powerful senior' who was as dazzling and beautiful as the moon in the night sky for a year and four months.
That beautiful senior was called 'Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark', and her realm was at the peak of the Seventh Stage Spiritual Venerable Realm. She was only a step away from the Eighth Stage Spiritual Venerable Realm 'Xu Ansheng'. She was a true powerful senior, and she was from the same era as the other powerful senior in the group, Venerable Septuagint.
"No … don't …" Three Waves couldn't help but scream.
The pitiful Thrice Reckless' heart was in chaos. Once his heart was in chaos, he couldn't concentrate on the competition. He couldn't even control the front of the vehicle, and it accidentally bumped into the nearby Beihe Sanren tractor number 19.
"Thrice Reckless, what are you doing?" Beihe Sanren's angry roar echoed.
"Boom!" Thrice Reckless' tractor and Beihe Sanren's vehicle collided, and both of their vehicles shook.
In the blink of an eye, they were overtaken by True Monarch Fallout number 4, Cave Lord Snow Wolf number 15, and True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon number 56.
"Thrice Reckless, you're courting death!" Beihe Sanren said angrily. He patted his tractor, and in the next moment, four sharp drills popped out of the four wheels of his tractor.
The seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were very fond of things like drills!
In the next moment, Beihe Sanren controlled his tractor and charged toward Three Waves' tractor number 38.
Three Waves shouted, "Don't! Old Northern River, listen to my explanation! I didn't do it on purpose!"
"Explanations are useless. Eat my 'victory ram'!" Beihe Sanren bellowed.
"No! Ahhhhh ~ ~"
"Boom, boom, boom..."
The sharp ram collided with Three Waves' tractor, and the drill crazily rubbed against the protective barrier that Thrice Reckless had arranged on the tractor, causing sparks to fly all around.
"Hehehehe." Dharma King Creation put his phone away, perfectly satisfied. Then, he controlled his tractor and dashed forward.
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