During the live broadcast, the host continued to exclaim in admiration. Yellow Mountain Zhenjun is worthy of being a senior. He didn't blindly increase the speed of his hand-guided tractor. His modification of the tractor is scientific and perfectly integrated with the elements of a cultivator. From the start until now, his speed has been very stable, and he has steadily surpassed the other fellow daoists. ]
Song Shuhang glanced at Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, who was now almost at the same level as him, and forced a smile as he said, "Senior Huangshan, didn't you say that you were only participating in the competition to make up the numbers?"
Since it was just to make up the numbers and the most important thing was to participate, why did he have to work so hard? He was about to reach the first place!
Song Shuhang was someone who had to get into the first ten positions! If Yellow Mountain Zhenjun joined in the fun, it would be very disadvantageous to him!
"Hehe … how should I put it … I didn't expect that your ability to modify hand-guided tractors would be so terrible. I just casually modified it to make up the numbers for the competition, and I was able to surpass you all the way, "Senior Huangshan said with a smile.
At this time, Song Shuhang felt that Senior Huangshan was looking down on him like a tyrant.
It was a special kind of ridicule! He really wanted to punch a True Monarch in the face.
"Anyway, Shuhang Little Friend, do your best. If you keep this up, there is still hope for you to get into the first ten positions. I'll take my leave first." Senior Huangshan said with a smile. At the same time, he grabbed the handrail of the tractor with both hands, and his body shook rhythmically. Just like that, he steadily and firmly surpassed Song Shuhang's hand-guided tractor number 44 by half.
As expected of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, his performance was very stable. Now, let us congratulate contestant number 5, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. For the time being, he has taken the first place in the hand-guided tractor competition … Eh? We seem to have heard a very loud sound. This sound is very loud, and it seems to be a song? Is this the sound of the fellow daoists in the audience cheering for the contestants? How about we add in this sound for a while? ]
Soon after, a clear voice was transmitted from the Eight Trigrams Information Collector to the ears of the tens of millions of people in the world of cultivators.
"The fragrance of the flower basket, listen to me sing ~ ~ I've come to the great Huangshan, the great Huangshan is a good place, a good place, a good place, a good scenery ~ ~ Crops are everywhere, big idiots are everywhere ~ ~"
A song from Doudou, "The Song of the Stupid Huangshan", shook Jianghu!
The host, Jiang Shan, was dumbfounded.
"Pfft …" A majority of the Fellow Daoists on the white cloud spat out.
Only a few fellow Daoists who didn't know the truth were still confused — for example, the disciples of the Chu family. They didn't know why the seniors around them were suddenly laughing.
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Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's face was as dark as still water.
I was too careless, and didn't mute Doudou again … giving him the capital to stir up trouble.
Sure enough, they were going to have dog meat hotpot tonight.
Next, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun made a hand seal and roared, "Silence!"
On the cloud, the collar of a cute little Pekingese flickered with a faint light. After that, the cute little Pekingese was no longer able to speak the human language, and could only let out "woof woof" sounds.
However, the eyes of the Pekingese flickered with wisdom — Huangshan the Stupid, you're too naïve.
After using the skill on Doudou once, it wouldn't be effective the second time!
Doudou moved its body and saw that there was a huge loudspeaker and a music player hidden under its body.
Doudou stretched out its paw and pressed on the music player.
The famous "The Song of the Stupid Huangshan" sounded again.
The song was cheerful, the tune was simple, and the lyrics were concise and catchy.
In addition, unless a cultivator practiced a special cultivation technique, they all had a photographic memory and outstanding memory. As long as they heard such a cheerful song once, they would be able to hum along with it. After listening to it again, they would be able to sing it.
Moreover, this "The Song of the Stupid Huangshan" was simply magical.
After listening to it once, they would unknowingly become cheerful along with the melody, and some people would even hum along with it.
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[Cut it off! Quickly cut it off!] The nervous shout of the host Jiang Shan was transmitted from the live broadcast … but it was too late.
Perhaps, by tomorrow, all the people in the world of cultivation would know about this "The Song of the Stupid Huangshan".
"Doudou!!!" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun roared. He finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He patted his hand-guided tractor, and the number 5 tractor soared into the sky while emitting black smoke, chasing after Doudou.
"Woof, woof!" Doudou proudly barked at Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. It didn't run away … because it knew that it couldn't escape from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's hands.
Even its Wind-Fire Wheels were made for it by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. Therefore, it had no chance of escaping. Therefore, Doudou just stood on the clouds, waiting for Yellow Mountain Zhenjun to come and capture it!
At this time, Doudou felt that Jouko Hagi was right about one thing — they weren't kids anymore, and they naturally had to take responsibility for their actions. This was what it meant to be enlightened!
Doudou also felt that it was enlightened, and it had nothing to fear. Even if it was muted by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun for a whole year, it wouldn't have any regrets in its dog life.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun crushed the music player, grabbed Doudou, and threw it next to the hand-guided tractor.
"Woof, woof!" Doudou raised its head and barked at Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. If you want to kill me, do as you please. If I'm afraid of death, I'm not Doudou.
The corner of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's mouth twitched. He started the hand-guided tractor and left the competition site, quickly disappearing into the horizon.
Along the way, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun remained silent.
After a long time, the True Monarch said in an extremely gentle voice, "Doudou."
His tone was as gentle as the spring breeze.
Doudou suddenly shivered.
"Unknowingly, you've already grown so big. When I brought you home to raise you, you were only the size of a palm. "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sighed with emotion." Time really flies. "
"?" Doudou.
"Children have to grow up in the end." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun lowered its head and glanced at Doudou. "In the end, children have to leave their parents, find a lifelong companion, and rebuild a home that belongs to them."
Doudou was baffled. Stupid Huangshan, did you break your heart?
"I think it's time for you to get married, Doudou," Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said gently with a faint smile.
"…" Doudou.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Stupid Huangshan, did you make a mistake somewhere?
Doudou anxiously barked, "Woof, woof, woof, woof!"
I, Doudou, am a Pekingese demon dog, and I'm a male! Why did I have to use the word 'get married' to describe me?
Could it be that I'm actually a female Pekingese, but Stupid Huangshan has been raising me as a male Pekingese?
As Doudou thought of this, she raised her head in confusion and looked at the 'little Doudou' in that position.
No way, I'm really a male Pekingese!
Therefore, Doudou was completely dumbfounded.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun smiled and reached out to pat Doudou's head even more gently.
Tutututututu … The tractor emitted a burst of black smoke and disappeared without a trace along with Doudou, who was still dumbfounded.
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[Uh … Hello, everyone. Just now, something unexpected happened in the middle of the competition. Five seconds ago, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, who surpassed Prince Phoenix Slayer to become the first place, left the competition due to personal matters and lost the right to compete. As we can see, the first place is still the lucky Prince Phoenix Slayer. He and the fellow daoists behind him still have a slight advantage. ]
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Should he thank Doudou at this time?
Doudou risked her life to take down Yellow Mountain Zhenjun in one go, allowing him to regain the advantage of being the first place?
"Doudou, I'll burn incense for you," Song Shuhang said gratefully.
Then, he tried his best to control the tractor, making it move forward at a faster and faster speed. This was an opportunity that Doudou risked her life to get, and he couldn't let it go to waste!
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Just as Song Shuhang was sighing with emotion … a sword light suddenly whizzed past him, overtaking him and flying in front of him!
"What's that?" Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide.
[Eh? That sword light just now! It's too fast, an unbelievable speed! Which fellow daoist won the lottery this time? Let's zoom in a bit more. Look carefully … Eh, it's that little girl again? ]
Within that sword light was a girl with long black hair, slender legs, and her hand-guided tractor number 22.
It's Spirit Butterfly Island's Jouko Hagi again. Just now, Jouko Hagi was sent back to the starting point, but she didn't give up and set off again. But not long after she set off again … it seems that she ran into another trap. Her hand-guided tractor number 22 floated in the air once again, but this time, she didn't return to the starting point. Instead, she dashed forward at lightning speed, overtaking all the other contestants in one go and arriving in front of Prince Phoenix Slayer number 44! Who knows if it's a blessing in disguise? Congratulations to Miss Jouko Hagi. She's now in the lead of this year's hand-guided tractor competition! ]
Jouko Hagi was still in a daze. She blinked her eyes and thought, Did I get first place?
First place? This feeling is pretty good! I like this feeling!
Jouko Hagi grabbed the handle of the hand-guided tractor and issued a pleasant laughter. She wanted to take advantage of this opportunity and dash forward, widening the distance between her and the other contestants. She wanted to maintain her advantage and dash all the way to the finishing point!
She wanted to become the champion of the inaugural hand-guided tractor competition!
"Go!" Jouko Hagi shouted cheerfully.
The hand-guided tractor number 22 started to dash forward at lightning speed.
But suddenly, Jouko Hagi felt the tractor slightly shake, and she felt as though she had lost all gravity.
The corner of Jouko Hagi's mouth twitched.
This feeling was too familiar to her. After all, she had experienced this feeling of 'weightlessness' twice just now.
Afterward, Jouko Hagi screamed, and she and her hand-guided tractor once again coiled in the air. After rising to a high enough altitude, Jouko Hagi's hand-guided tractor number 22 whizzed back to the starting point.
Jouko Hagi was speechless.
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