In the Nine Provinces (1) Group, after Cave Lord Snow Wolf finished speaking, none of the seniors in the group replied. Originally, according to the personality of the seniors in the group, whenever someone started a topic, there would always be a group of lurking seniors popping up. Was it because of the absence of the always-online senior North River and the death-seeking senior Three Waves?
After losing these few main water armies, the group became a lot quieter.
This kind of atmosphere made Song Shuhang feel very uncomfortable. He looked at the online members on the right, only the leader of the group, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, was still online. The others were all offline, and most of them were invisible.
The bored Song Shuhang casually sent a message: "Senior Huangshan, what are you busy with recently?"
He remembered that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun previously said that he had something to do, and would come back to pick up Doudou in two months. Therefore, Song Shuhang who couldn't find a topic casually asked.
"Hehe, I'm waiting for an interesting guy to break out of the seal." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun laughed.
Saying so, he sent a screenshot.
It was a screenshot of the 'Chat Software Friend Diary'. The screenshot was not taken by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, but by an account called 'Color of Little Orange'.
The person who posted the diary was' Unmiki Michinaga '.
Title: Wahaha, Huangshan you big idiot, you suppressed this old man for a whole two hundred years!
Content: But, this old man has finally deciphered the principles of your seal, and has already begun to calculate the method to break the seal! Soon, this old man will be able to break this rotten seal of yours, and once again be free and unfettered in the world! When that time comes, see how this old man will take revenge on you! Wahaha, this time this old man will definitely not be lenient!
Under this diary, there was a large number of people who liked it.
1st comment: Daoist priest is finally going to break out of the seal, two hundred years is really amazing. I look forward to daoist priest breaking out of the seal, and telling us more about your mighty deeds in the past.
2nd comment: Daoist priest's chuunibyou disease is acting up again?
3rd comment: Daoist priest's stories are the most interesting, I even have the thought of adapting it into a web novel and publishing it.
4th comment: Daoist priest, you can't stop taking medicine!
5th comment: You can't just take medicine randomly. However, if the one taking the medicine was the Taoist priest, he would definitely be fine. After taking the medicine, he would be even cuter.
6th comment: Daoist priest, breaking the seal is such a private matter. Is it really okay to announce it so openly?
7th comment: There should be applause here …
There were more than a hundred comments left behind.
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Song Shuhang read the content. This guy named 'Unmiki Michinaga' had been sealed by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun for nearly two hundred years. Now, he was finally going to break out of the seal. Therefore, he went online and posted a diary to show off. But was it discovered by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's smurf account?
"But it has been sealed for two hundred years and is still in a sealed state. Can it still go online?" Song Shuhang asked.
Could it be that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun advocated giving preferential treatment to the captives that he had personally sealed?
"Haha, let me explain it to you." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun laughed.
"This Unmiki Michinaga was an elder of the Penniless Thief Sect in the previous generation. He's quite funny. Two hundred years ago, he was already at the Fourth Stage Innate Realm. After being sealed for so long, his level should have increased a lot.
Two hundred years ago, he entered one of my cave abodes and stole all the treasures inside. It's fine if he stole it. The Penniless Thief Sect has always been in this line of work. At most, I'll just beat him half to death the next time I catch him.
But I didn't expect that after he stole my things, he would spread the news everywhere. He said that my 'Sealing Technique' and 'Formation Technique' were terrible. He said that breaking my cave abodes was like playing a game. He also said that with my level, even if I used all my strength, he would be able to break out of the seal in a matter of minutes.
Then … I did as he wished. I spent a lot of effort to catch him. Then, I used a huge meteorite as a seal and used the 'Five Finger Mountain Sealing Technique' to seal and suppress him. I've been suppressing him for more than two hundred years, and he still hasn't been able to come out. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
It turned out that the consequences of bragging were very serious.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun continued, "A month ago, I calculated the time and felt that it was about time to let him out. So, I secretly went to the sealed place to visit him. But when I secretly went over, I found that he was trying to break my 'Five Finger Mountain Sealing Technique'. It was very interesting. I really wanted to know how long it would take for him to break the seal that I had set. So, I didn't interfere. I just wanted to be a quiet spectator. "
"Unfortunately, I couldn't be sure how long it would take for him to break the seal, and I couldn't keep an eye on him. First, I didn't have the time. Second, if I kept staring at him, he would definitely sense it. So … I spent money to hire an ordinary human to pretend to be lost and enter the sealed place. "
"After being locked up for two hundred years, Unmiki Michinaga was also bored to death. He was very excited when he saw someone. He used magic to confuse the ordinary human and made him go to the sealed place every day. He wanted to understand the changes in the outside world through the ordinary human."
"Seeing that he was so interested in the outside world, I asked the ordinary human to bring Unmiki Michinaga a tablet that could connect to the internet with a SIM card. Of course, I had someone tamper with the tablet. There was no function to download software or to browse the web. There were only some standalone games on it to relieve boredom. The only thing that could connect to the internet was a 'chat software' that I had someone develop. I was planning to improve the software and transfer our 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' over there. I didn't expect it to come in handy here. "
"That 'chat software' was similar to the one we are using now. The main server was in my hands. So, Unmiki Michinaga was the only user of this software. "
"Then, I created more than three hundred sub-accounts and added Unmiki Michinaga as a friend. Then, I created a chat group and added Unmiki Michinaga. Every day, I let my 'clone' chat with Unmiki Michinaga. And that ordinary human was responsible for entering the sealed place every day and telling Cloud Mist some irrelevant news. He also brought a power bank to charge the tablet. "
Seeing this, Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh.
"Then, in a month's time, Unmiki Michinaga began to learn how to chat. Because the tablet could only connect to the internet with the 'chat software' that I had someone develop. After he got tired of playing standalone games, he began to brag in the group every day and talk about his glorious past. "
"I had the clones cooperate with Unmiki Michinaga. Some of the accounts would mock him for being an idiot, some would praise him, and some would praise him so that he wouldn't be bored. At the same time, I made Cloud Mist think that the 'friends' he was chatting with were just ordinary humans. "
"Then … today, Unmiki Michinaga posted this diary in the diary function of the 'chat software'. Just now, I used more than a hundred sub-accounts to give him a thumbs up. "
"…" Song Shuhang was speechless. Just how bored was Yellow Mountain Zhenjun?
At the same time, he couldn't help but think of an old joke. Young man, do you really think this group is so lively? Actually, everyone in the group is my sub-account. There's only you and me in the whole group. If you don't believe me, I can change my account and say this to you.
Unmiki Michinaga was a true reflection of this joke.
More than three hundred friends, all of them were Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's sub-accounts. True Monarch was having fun!
At this time, Cave Lord Snow Wolf said, "Senior Huangshan, what if that Unmiki Michinaga isn't that stupid? Maybe he already guessed the truth of the matter and was just playing with you for a month?"
After all, how many people who could cultivate to the Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor Realm were really amusing, unless they were really stupid?
Maybe Daoist Master Cloudy Mist had been using the 'chat software' every day and laughing at Yellow Mountain Zhenjun in his heart?
"It doesn't matter. I was just playing with him, didn't I? In any case, I was having fun during the whole process. " Yellow Mountain Zhenjun laughed and said, "In any case, I was going to let him go. Wasn't it fun for him to play with me for so long before he escaped?"
Cave Lord Snow Wolf sent an expression of prostrating on the ground. "Senior Huangshan's realm is really high, I'm convinced!"
Song Shuhang also copied an expression of prostrating on the ground. However, according to Doudou, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was preparing to break through to the Seventh Stage Venerable Realm. Was it really alright for him to be so idle and play with 'Unmiki Michinaga'?
At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Stressed by a Mountain of Books suddenly said, "Hehe, little Snow Wolf, you're still alive?"
Wasn't this name mine? I didn't say anything?
Song Shuhang immediately turned his head and looked at the computer.
Then, he saw True Monarch White smiling at him. Song Shuhang didn't go offline after using the computer to load the things. The account 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' was still there. That message just now was sent by True Monarch White!
No way. Song Shuhang opened his mouth. How long had it been since True Monarch White came into contact with the computer? He actually knew how to use the computer, and even knew how to type?
Also, weren't they using traditional characters 150 years ago? Senior even knew how to use simplified characters so quickly?
Senior White, with your godly learning efficiency, how could those savages who were beaten up by Seven Lives Talisman Master and forced to learn Chinese on some island in the Pacific Ocean endure it?
"Senior White, hello." Cave Lord Snow Wolf immediately understood that it was True Monarch White who had sent a message, and quickly replied.
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: "Then I'll go visit you when I'm free. Your wife is about to give birth to wolf cubs, right?"
"Senior is always welcome to visit. The wolf cubs have already given birth to a nest." Cave Lord Snow Wolf replied. As for whether these words were sincere or not, only he himself knew.
True Monarch White scrolled through the names of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and asked, "How come I don't see Sword Monarch Six Ears?"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sent a bitter smile emoji, "Sword Monarch Six Ears, thirty years ago, when he was trying to break through to the Seventh Stage Venerable Realm, he was entangled by his Heart Demon and turned to ashes in the Tribulation Fire."
"Even Sword Monarch Six Ears wasn't able to pass this tribulation." Senior White lightly sighed. She propped up her chin, her eyes blurred. Unknowingly, her mind wandered, and she sunk into deep thought.
Song Shuhang who had always been on guard immediately put his full attention!
He made sure that he was ready to 'support' at any time. At this time, if Senior White were to use 'Falling on Flat Ground', the entire floor would collapse!
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In the gloomy Jiangnan Prison.
The Moonsabre Sect disciple Zhao Bulü, who had broken his legs, was sent to this prison.
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