At this time, True Monarch White's voice came from the Thousand Li Passing Flute in Song Shuhang's hands. "Is Shuhang Little Friend here? I was too bored just now, so I went to cultivate a bit … now, I don't know where they brought me to. Can you still find me? I'm preparing to come out of the protective shell of the statue. "
Song Shuhang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Hello senior True Monarch White. I'm right beside you."
"…" True Monarch White was extremely embarrassed.
"Senior, just come out. Oh right, when you explode out of the statue, do I need to dodge? "Song Shuhang asked.
"En, just retreat ten metres away. I can control the power of the explosion." True Monarch White replied, brimming with confidence.
Ten metres? Song Shuhang retreated about twenty steps.
About ten metres like this? At this time, when he turned his head to look, he suddenly saw that the demon dog Doudou had calmly retreated a hundred metres away. Her little tail was still wagging left and right.
Song Shuhang thought back to True Monarch White's' full of confidence 'reply, then looked at Doudou's calm expression. Without hesitation, he quickly stood on the same side as Doudou, retreating a hundred metres away at lightning speed!
"You still have some brains, woof!" Doudou laughed mischievously.
"I just think that there must be a reason why you ran so far away. But senior True Monarch White was clearly full of confidence, and an expert like him should be able to perfectly control the power of the explosion, right? Why did you retreat a hundred metres away? "Song Shuhang asked in a low voice.
"Haha, did I say he couldn't control the power of the explosion?" Doudou wagged her tail. "I'm hiding from other things, to avoid being tricked by True Monarch White!"
Just as they were speaking, the statue that True Monarch White had transformed into had already exploded!
It was indeed very powerful. It was like shooting a mountain cannon. The entire ground was shaking.
But True Monarch White's control was extremely strong. Although the fragments of the statue's outer shell flew out, they all fell to the ground within ten metres.
After the outer shell of the statue exploded, the True Monarch White's body was revealed.
It was a figure that looked like an immortal in the mortal world. His long black hair flowed behind him, and his eyes were as bright as stars. His white robe fluttered in the aftermath of the explosion, and there were complicated arrays engraved on it. Energy flowed like liquid all the time, making him look even more celestial and otherworldly.
Song Shuhang couldn't help but sigh. Compared to the 'illusion' he had seen in the nameless temple, the True Monarch White in reality was even more like an immortal.
Yes, there was one more thing that had to be mentioned — even though he had been in seclusion for more than 150 years without washing his hair, his hair was still black and smooth. Even that white robe was still white and clean after more than a hundred and fifty years.
The fact that the hair was still soft and supple could be attributed to the fact that after a cultivator's strength reached a certain level, they would become untainted by dust. If it was clothes … could it be that the legendary 'Body Cleansing Spell' really existed? Pfft, it should be the Cleansing Spell? Something like a cleansing spell?
Wouldn't it be great if there was such a spell? Clothes wouldn't need to be washed. With a spell, the clothes would be as clean as new. Wouldn't it be great?
Especially during winter, this spell was especially important. Song Shuhang was still thinking back to last year's cold December, when he had washed his winter clothes with his hands. His hands had been frozen to the point of numbness.
He'd digressed.
Song Shuhang stared at Senior True Monarch White. Since he could control the area of the explosion to be within ten metres, then why did Doudou have to retreat a hundred metres away?
At this time, True Monarch White raised his finger, and made a Daoist hand seal towards Song Shuhang from afar. "Hello, Fellow Daoist Shuhang!"
Song Shuhang had never seen this kind of etiquette before, and could only imitate True Monarch White's manner and return the greeting. "Hello, Senior True Monarch White."
"Where are we going next? After being in seclusion for 150 years, I keep feeling that the outside world has changed a lot. No matter whether it's the transportation tool that's dragging my outer shell statue, or those things that should be houses, as well as clothes, in a short hundred something years, the changes are even greater than the previous thousand years! "True Monarch White smiled faintly.
That smile was simply devastatingly beautiful, causing people to be unable to shift their eyes away!
"Let's go to Jiangnan University City first. If True Monarch White doesn't mind, you can first stay in a building that Senior Medicine Master bought for a few days. During this time, I'll bring you to familiarise yourself with modern things. "Song Shuhang said.
"Okay. I'll listen to Fellow Daoist Shuhang's arrangements." True Monarch White smiled again. His smile was all sorts of beautiful and all sorts of sparkling!
Then, True Monarch White's gaze fell on the Pekingese Doudou. "Little Doudou, long time no see."
"Woof woof, long time no see Senior White." Doudou barked twice.
True Monarch White asked. "Is Yellow Mountain Zhenjun still well?"
"Huangshan is very well. He's currently preparing to break through to the rank seven venerable realm." Doudou replied. Speaking of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, he clenched his teeth hatefully.
"Really good. A talented and diligent cultivator like Yellow Mountain Zhenjun will definitely be able to smoothly advance to the venerable realm." True Monarch White replied. Then, he walked towards Song Shuhang.
As he walked, True Monarch White's eyes became misty, as if he was thinking about something.
"Fuck, True Monarch White's mind is wandering!" The fur on Doudou's tail all stood up.
"?" Song Shuhang was puzzled.
Just as Doudou finished speaking, True Monarch White seemed to trip over something. Then, his entire body fell towards the ground!
Song Shuhang dared to guarantee that before True Monarch White tripped over, there wasn't the slightest obstacle on the ground!
In other words, this was the Divine Technique 'Falling on the Flat Ground'!
If it was an ordinary person who accidentally tripped and fell, they would be fine after getting up and patting off the dirt on their body. At most it would just be a scratch.
But if the person falling on the flat ground was an existence at True Monarch White's level …
Boom!!
A deafening explosion rang out. It was even louder than when True Monarch White exploded from the statue.
Dust rose from where True Monarch White was.
After a while, Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide and looked over. He saw that the place where True Monarch White had fallen had a very large hole smashed out! It was as deep as a meteorite crater!
Doudou quietly swallowed. "A hundred and fifty years of seclusion really isn't a joke. The area of this hole is actually so large. Luckily I retreated a hundred metres away, otherwise I would have fallen into the hole. Looking at the size of this bottomless hole, perhaps … True Monarch White isn't True Monarch White anymore, but Venerable White? "
Song Shuhang swallowed a mouthful of saliva. "Dou Dou, tell me honestly. Does senior True Monarch White often accidentally trip on the ground?"
"En, don't worry!" Doudou comforted him. "True Monarch White only easily trips when he's thinking absent-mindedly about a problem."
But Doudou definitely wouldn't tell Song Shuhang that True Monarch White could be absent-minded at any time. He could even be absent-minded a hundred times a day!
"He can fall on the flat ground when he's absent-minded?" Song Shuhang immediately thought of such a scene in his mind. One day, when he was accompanying True Monarch White on a stroll on the streets and introducing some modern knowledge to him, the True Monarch would be absent-minded while thinking about a problem, and trip on the ground …
Then, boom!
Looking at True Monarch White's height, he estimated it to be 1.82 metres. Not considering other factors, from when True Monarch White tripped to when he landed on the ground, how much shadow did Song Shuhang have in his heart?
At that time, perhaps he could only explain it as' earth sinking '.
He definitely had to remember to pay attention to True Monarch White's condition at all times. He absolutely had to prevent him from accidentally falling on the flat ground.
A dazed senior wasn't scary.
A powerful senior wasn't scary either.
A person who knew how to fall on the flat ground wasn't scary either.
But a powerful senior who would fall on the flat ground as soon as he fell into a daze was extremely scary. This was the true meaning of a self-propelled cannon that could go off at any time!
The damage value was off the charts!
"Yi?" At this time, True Monarch White crawled up from the pit. He patted his clothes as if nothing had happened. His clothes were still as white as snow. It looked like this white robe really did have 'cleaning' and 'anti-dust' abilities.
"I was just thinking about something when I was in seclusion, and ended up being absent-minded. Haha. "True Monarch White looked at Song Shuhang and Doudou, laughing awkwardly.
Then, True Monarch White pointed at his forehead and lightly shouted, "Leveling Ground Curse!"
Following his shout, the soil around the pit moved on its own, quickly filling up the pit. Seeing his skilled technique, Song Shuhang knew that True Monarch White had definitely used this' Leveling Ground Curse 'frequently in the past!
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After burying the soil, True Monarch White said, "Alright, done. Let's go? "
"Yes, senior. Me and Doudou will lead the way in front. Senior, you just follow us!" Song Shuhang replied.
Doudou silently swelled its body to five metres long. Song Shuhang climbed onto its back.
"Ai, wait! I'll also ride Doudou. " True Monarch White suddenly said, "My life-bound flying sword was stolen by someone when I was in seclusion. I can't use the Imperial Sword Flight. After a few days of familiarizing myself with modern things with Fellow Daoist Song Shuhang, I'll go find my own flying sword! "
Song Shuhang: "…"
Life-Bound flying swords could be stolen by someone? Senior, what was going on with your seclusion?
Doudou's dog face was also twitching. In the end, it sighed inwardly, and its body swelled up a little more.
True Monarch White laughed, lightly leaping onto Doudou's back. "It's been hard on you, little Doudou! When I go back and reopen the treasure trove, I'll bring good food for you. "
Doudou immediately said, "I want the thousand year vermillion fruit."
"No problem. I want to see how many fruits the vermillion fruit tree has grown in these one hundred and fifty years." True Monarch White said straightforwardly.
Doudou was perfectly satisfied, and brought Song Shuhang and True Monarch White into the air, flying towards Jiangnan University City.
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On the way, Song Shuhang asked curiously, "Speaking of which, senior, why were you in that statue? Your seclusion area?"
"It's a long story. My seclusion area was destroyed because of an accident." True Monarch White sighed.
The demon dog Doudou asked suspiciously, "Your half-seclusion area has at least three hundred defenses, right? What accident could destroy your half-seclusion area? "
"It's the heavenly tribulation." True Monarch White shrugged his shoulders. "I'd just been in seclusion for fifty years when I suddenly advanced. Then the heavenly tribulation descended! The power of the heavenly tribulation was extremely great. In just a few minutes, it destroyed my three hundred defenses. Then, my seclusion area was also destroyed. "
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