"Thirty-three types of Eighth Stage materials? I just got these Horse Sage hooves. If you don't believe me, you can ask the senior next to me," Song Shuhang said.
Goddess Liuxiu stared at Song Shuhang with wide eyes. "That's possible."
"I really don't have that," Song Shuhang replied.
Goddess Liuxiu sighed. "Did you know? One Xuansheng material after another is being sent in, and it's very heart-wrenching. "
In the past, it was only the Heavy Metal Sect that would stab other people's hearts until they were on the brink of death. In the end, they still had to pay with a smile on their faces.
But now, she was being stabbed by Song Shuhang's' Eighth Stage Profound Sage materials' one after another. Every hammer strike of hers made her sweat and tear up. She felt like she had become a disgrace to the Heavy Metal Sect.
"Then … should I save up the materials and send them in at one go?" Song Shuhang asked.
Goddess Liuxiu slapped Senior Turtle's turtle shell. "You really do have Eighth Stage Xuansheng material!"
Senior Turtle: "…" It's not like it's a table, why is it slapping it so hard?
"No, what I mean is that if I get more Eighth Stage Xuansheng material, I'll save it up and send it in together. After a while, Senior White will take me to the universe to dig for treasures. Maybe I can dig up some Xuansheng -level materials? "Song Shuhang said.
Goddess Liuxiu looked up at the sky. "I suddenly thought of a type of blue mushroom."
Song Shuhang: "What?"
Goddess Liuxiu: "A thin blue mushroom."
Song Shuhang: "…"
×××××
At this time, Doudou's palanquin was quickly making its way back.
"We must have fallen into a trap." Zhou Li frowned and pondered.
He thought of Dugu Bai … Zhou Li suspected that the previous' dragon and lion dance party 'might be the result of Dugu Bai's group.
Song Shuhang asked curiously, "Can Dugu Bai make such a big scene?"
Dugu Bai's cultivation was only at the Fifth Grade. How could he have the ability to stir up trouble?
"Previously, Dugu Bai was discussing Plan A in a group I created called 'Dogcatcher Gang', which was the plan to hijack Doudou's wedding carriage. In addition to plan A, I heard he has a plan B. The people in the Dogcatcher Gang were very powerful. Among them were disciples of Fairy Lychee's sect, a few powerful rogue cultivators, and a few others that even I couldn't figure out. If they really helped Dugu Bai, they really had the ability to make big news. "Zhou Li gritted his teeth.
While they were talking, Zhou Li's phone rang.
He took out his phone and saw that it was a call from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
Zhou Li frowned and picked up the phone.
"Zhou Li, have you returned to the wedding route?" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said with a smile.
This time, there was no problem with Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's voice, and the signal was normal.
Zhou Li quickly asked, "True Monarch? Did you know that we would be tricked to the grassland? "
"Hehehe, if I didn't acquiesce, how could they block our signal? And then intercept and use my number to talk to you? "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said.
Zhou Li: "…"
"The one who ruined the wedding was Dugu Bai, Fairy Fleeting Life's disciple. Don't worry, the development of the matter is still within our plan. You can now take Doudou back to the original route, and then someone will take you to the 'wedding venue'. I will arrange for Doudou to meet Fairy Fleeting Life. No matter what the result is, Doudou and Fairy Fleeting Life will be the main characters of this wedding, "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said.
"I understand, I will take the team back immediately." Zhou Li asked again, "True Monarch, did you also intervene in Dugu Bai's wedding procession?"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain smiled and said, "I just gave him a little help, pushing the boat with the current."
The corners of Zhou Li's mouth twitched.
"Boom ~"
At this time, another violent explosion came from the phone.
Zhou Li was taken aback. "True Monarch, what happened?"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said, "It's nothing, it's just that there is a big battle going on not far away from me. You guys go to the wedding venue first. If you have something to say, then we can talk about it later, "True Monarch Yellow Mountain said.
×××××
On the other side.
Dugu Bai and his group of brothers and sisters, disguised as golden palanquins, smoothly arrived at the headquarters of the 'Dog Sky Battalion'.
The journey was safe, and no accidents occurred.
The wedding procession slowly entered the Dog Sky Battalion.
At first, Dugu Bai was worried that the dog cultivators of the 'Dog Sky Battalion' would notice something was wrong, and he had prepared several plans in his mind in case something happened.
Unexpectedly, he didn't have the opportunity to use these plans!
The dog cultivators of the Dog Sky Battalion didn't notice anything unusual at all, and the wedding procession smoothly entered the bridal chamber.
In the end … Dugu Bai wore a red dress and a red veil on his head, and was arranged to stay in Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother's castle.
This should be the bridal chamber, right?
While sitting on the edge of the bed, Dugu Bai's heartbeat began to accelerate.
Next, he just had to wait for his teacher, Fairy Fleeting Life, to appear.
When Fairy Fleeting Life lifted the red veil, he would reveal his true form and give her a surprise.
However, why do I feel like there's something missing? Dugu Bai clenched his fists, feeling that something was missing from this wedding.
Wait, what about the ceremony?!
Whether it was an ancient wedding or a modern wedding, there had to be a wedding ceremony, right?
Either the husband and wife would go through the ceremony, or there would be a priest presiding over the wedding. Why was there no such thing?
Just as Dugu Bai was in thought, the sound of footsteps came.
The footsteps were light. Is it the footsteps of a woman? My teacher is here!
Dugu Bai held his breath, and his heartbeat became faster and faster.
Through the red veil, he saw a figure standing in front of him.
The figure stretched out her hand and lifted the red veil.
She had long golden hair and a calm expression on her face. One couldn't tell whether she was happy or angry.
It's Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother!
F * ck, Director, this script isn't right.
Where's my teacher, Fairy Fleeting Life? Why did my teacher's eldest brother appear here?
Could it be that … Fairy Fleeting Life was knocked down by her eldest brother in the process of knocking him out? So, the one attending the wedding is her eldest brother?
The more Dugu Bai thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and the more uneasy he became.
The eldest brother calmly looked at the 'Doudou' Dugu Bai in front of him and nodded. Then … he began to take off his clothes.
Wait, wait, what does he want to do?
The eldest brother calmly said, "It's getting late."
It's getting late? What do you mean it's getting late?
What do you want to do after getting married?
Take off your clothes after getting married …
Damn it, it's the bridal chamber! Does this eldest brother want to go to the bridal chamber with Doudou?
Dugu Bai was so scared that he peed his pants.
His mind went blank, and he couldn't say anything.
The development of the plot was completely beyond his expectations. He didn't expect that the main character of the wedding would be his eldest brother. How was he supposed to face it?
At this time, the eldest brother had already taken off his suit and tie.
Dugu Bai trembled in fear.
Calm down! Calm down! What should I do at this time?
At this time, if I don't want to lose my chastity, the best choice is to reveal my true form.
As long as the 'eldest brother' knows that he married the wrong bride, he might be able to resolve the misunderstanding.
However, there was a very dangerous part to this operation.
His eldest brother is even willing to marry 'Doudou', so what if there's a problem with his sexual orientation?
It wasn't that Dugu Bai was narcissistic, but he dared to say that he was more beautiful than most fairies.
What if … What if his eldest brother took a fancy to him and made the best of it?
But if he didn't reveal his true form, there was only one ending — he would have to use Doudou's body to go to the bridal chamber with his eldest brother.
This choice was equally terrifying.
Is there no way to have the best of both worlds?
Dugu Bai's mind worked frantically, but at this time, he couldn't come up with any ideas.
There was no other way.
In that case, since he couldn't solve the problem with his brain, he could only solve it with his fists!
Dugu Bai secretly clenched his fists.
I'll let my 'eldest brother' have a taste of the power of my (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique).
After knocking out his eldest brother, he would be free.
Just as Dugu Bai was preparing to fight to the death, the eldest brother calmly untied his shirt, revealing a set of close-fitting defensive armor.
The eldest brother said, "How is it, young man? Isn't it exciting?"
Dugu Bai: "Huh?"
The eldest brother calmly said, "You almost got married and almost went to the bridal chamber for no reason. Did you feel your heart beating faster and your mind wandering? It was very exciting. After that, you wanted to fight to the death, and the excitement increased by another level. "
Dugu Bai: "…"
The eldest brother calmly said, "Show your true form. Fleeting Life isn't here. Your plan to kidnap the bride has already failed from the start, "the eldest brother said calmly.
Dugu Bai suddenly jumped up. "Then, where is my master? Did you know that I wanted to kidnap the wedding? Did you know about my plan B? Damn, you arranged for my master to meet with Doudou? "
Dugu Bai wasn't stupid, and he immediately figured out the cause and effect of the matter.
"Don't be so nervous. Young people are impetuous like this." The eldest brother found a seat and sat down, took out a thick book, and flipped through it.
Dugu Bai gritted his teeth and said, "This is an arranged marriage. What era are we in now? Love is free!"
The eldest brother raised his head slightly. "When did I arrange a marriage for Fleeting Life? From the beginning to the end, it was just me who wanted to get married, right? What does it have to do with Fleeting Life? "
Dugu Bai was speechless.
But after thinking about it, he retorted, "Although my master didn't arrange a marriage, isn't that Doudou too pitiful? Her marriage was forced, right? I've already inquired about it. "
"Hehe, you know quite a lot." The eldest brother flipped a page of the book and said, "However, the reason why Doudou got married is because she asked for it. This is a punishment from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. She has to grit her teeth and bear the consequences of asking for it. Isn't this common sense? "
Dugu Bai: "…"
The eldest brother closed the book and then raised his hand to look at the time. "It's about time."
Dugu Bai's heart turned cold. It's about time? Did Doudou and master already get married?
The eldest brother stood up and said, "Okay, young man. The show has already begun. As the legitimate successor of the 'Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect ', you can't miss out on the upcoming show, "the eldest brother said as he stood up.
Dugu Bai: "Huh?"
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