"That's not true. I'm a law-abiding citizen, and I wouldn't do something as cruel as cutting ivory," Song Shuhang retorted. "Actually, this ivory was cut off by the other party himself."
Goddess Liuxiu said angrily, "Who are you trying to fool?!"
"But that's the truth. Haha, it's like this. Just now, that Demonic Elephant Xu Ansheng wanted to scheme against me, so he cut off his own ivory to curse me. In the end, the curse didn't work. In the end, I exchanged a pair of whale bones for his ivory, earning five or six times the price. "Song Shuhang explained the cause and effect of the matter.
Goddess Liuxiu: "…"
Reality was always more absurd than movies.
What was going on with this illusion that the universe was using all kinds of coincidences to send Song Shuhang Eighth Stage forging materials?
Was it really because she accidentally raised a flag?
She just thought about it in her mind, and resisted the urge to say it out loud. Raising a flag like this?
Goddess Liuxiu was extremely dissatisfied.
"With this pair of ivory, I can refine the [Holy Elephant Commander's Pillar] of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Combined Magical Treasure. By the way, the Holy Elephant Commander's Pillar is a stick, right? "Song Shuhang said.
Goddess Liuxiu shook her head. "It's a pillar. As for how big it is, we'll know after it's forged. As for how to use it, you can study it yourself when the time comes. Alright, don't disturb me while I'm forging. "
The fairy maiden wanted to be alone.
Song Shuhang said, "Then I won't disturb Goddess Liuxiu."
After his consciousness left the Inner World, Goddess Liuxiu secretly wiped away her tears, waved the big and small hammers, and fiercely smashed the 'Turtle Holy Shell'.
Since she had already accepted the 'reward', no matter how hard and tiring it was, she would definitely complete the forging of the two sets of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Combined Magical Treasure.
She had professional ethics.
She hoped that Septuagint and Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue could return safely as soon as possible, so that they could see how much she had suffered for them.
Every hammer strike was her tears.
×××××
Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.
Next to him, Senior White's clone asked, "Shuhang, now that we can lock onto the coordinates of the golem through the whale bone, should we consider teaching it a lesson after Doudou's wedding is over?"
"If we go and kill him now, will he be prepared?" Song Shuhang asked.
Senior White's doppelganger pinched her chin: "That's right, I hope the other party won't throw away the pair of 'Whale Saint Bones'. In this way, after a few years, when my main body wakes up, we can sneak an attack."
"If I were the Demonic Elephant Xu Ansheng, I would definitely trade the 'Whale Saint Bone' as soon as possible." Song Shuhang said.
Senior White's avatar: "But maybe the other party will refine the 'Whale Saint Bone' and then insert it back into his nose as ivory? After all, its own tusks had just been sawed off. In terms of hardness, your Whale Sage Bone is not weaker than his' elephant tusk '. "
"Pfft ~ That works?" Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh as soon as he imagined the scene of the 'Demonic Elephant Xu Ansheng' using the whale bone as ivory.
At the same time, he also discovered one thing.
There was indeed a slight difference between Senior White's doppelganger and Senior White's main body.
Especially when it came to making some 'decisions', Senior White's doppelganger would generally not make decisions on its own, but was used to listening to the opinions of others. Sometimes, it was even used to receiving some instructions.
This was definitely the most enviable 'doppelganger' talent.
At this time, Doudou [Jouko Hagi Version] on the golden throne shouted happily: "Song Qianbei, the wedding procession is here!"
She sat the highest and saw the farthest.
In front of the procession, a gorgeous wedding procession was slowly approaching.
At the forefront was a huge lion standing on its hind legs. It was dressed in red, and its forelimbs were carrying a big gong, which it was beating vigorously.
Behind the lion were two rows of eight cultivators riding magic treasures on auspicious clouds. They were holding high signs in their hands with the word 'Double Happiness' pasted on them.
Further behind them was a lively dragon dance procession.
A cute girl was holding a 'dragon ball' and guiding in front, and behind her was a hundred-meter-long … flood dragon!
At this time, the flood dragon had a dumbfounded look on its face. Its head was decorated with two lifelike 'dragon whiskers', and its horns were also decorated, making its head look more similar to a 'real dragon'. Its body was also covered with red 'dragon scales', and at the end, two dragon legs were installed.
It looked particularly festive.
Under its body, there were more than a dozen suckers firmly attached to its abdomen, and the suckers were connected to golden sticks.
More than a dozen young cultivators of the Fourth Stage cultivation base were holding these sticks and performing the 'dragon dance' with a serious expression.
Song Shuhang had seen many dragon dance performances since he was young, but this was the first time he had seen this type of dragon dance.
"Hey, idiot, my waist won't be able to take it." The flood dragon could faintly be heard complaining.
A young cultivator below stuck out his tongue and said, "Sorry, Senior Yue Jiao. We didn't do it on purpose."
The flood dragon clenched its teeth and said, "Just do it according to the rehearsal, damn it. Speaking of which, which idiot came up with this' dragon and lion dance 'method?"
"Senior Yue Jiao, you're not that bad, but us brothers are even worse." Next to the dragon dance procession were six lion dance processions.
Just like the 'dragon dance', the so-called 'lion dance' consisted of two young cultivators of the Fourth Stage carrying large lions. These big lions were carried, constantly spinning, jumping, and jumping.
"You six brothers lost yesterday as well?" Yue Jiao asked.
"Yeah, yesterday was uncanny. Our six brothers and two tables all encountered 'heavenly beasts', and we had no choice but to pay with our bodies. Yesterday, we met an expert. "A lion blinked its eyes.
"Do you think that guy cheated yesterday?" another lion said.
"I also have my suspicions. Otherwise, how could we brothers have lost so miserably?" another lion said.
Yue Jiao rolled his eyes, and said, "With me here, how could the other party cheat so easily? Their skills were inferior, and a loss was a loss. Oh, that idiot at the tail, you stood in the wrong position. Do you believe that I'll blow you up with a fart? "
"I'm sorry, Senior Yue Jiao. I'm just a little nervous, "the young cultivator said.
After all, they were about to meet the 'first Sage in a thousand years' Hegemon BaSong, the 'second Sage in a thousand years' Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, and the 'sixth Sage in a thousand years' Bai Sheng. Apart from that, they might also meet the 'seventh Sage in a thousand years' Septuagint Seigun.
These young disciples were excited to meet the most famous Xuansheng of the past in the world of cultivators.
Yue Jiao gritted his teeth, and said, "No matter how nervous you are, don't mess up the rhythm. Otherwise, don't blame me for blowing you up with a fart."
F * ck, the whole family of the guys who came up with the idea of 'True Dragon Dance' and 'True Lion Dance' are retarded.
However, it had to be said that the dragon and lion dance was very imposing.
The wedding procession met with Doudou's' wedding palanquin '.
Then, the dragon and lion turned around, and the two groups began to merge.
The young cultivator who was performing the dragon and lion dance couldn't help but glance at 'Hegemon BaSong' and 'Bai Sheng' a few more times when he turned around.
There was also Sage Monarch Seven Lives Talisman in the immortal boat behind them.
They were excited to see three Sages at once.
Unfortunately, Septuagint Seigun wasn't present.
Afterward, the dragon and lion continued to dance, leading the way in the front.
The people holding the 'double happiness' sign mingled with the people in Doudou's team. Doudou's golden palanquin followed closely behind.
Behind them were several 'immortal boats' belonging to the group of relatives and friends.
The group continued to move forward slowly, getting further and further away.
"Song Qianbei, this dragon and lion dance is amazing!" The eyes of Doudou (Jouko Hagi version) lit up.
Song Shuhang nodded and said, "It's indeed extraordinary."
"In any case, if I get married in the future, I'll prepare a golden palanquin, a dragon and lion dance, as well as a wolf and a cat dance. It'll surely be amazing," Doudou (Jouko Hagi version) said happily.
In the immortal boat behind them, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, and Prince Phoenix Slayer suddenly shivered.
True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said, "What's going on? Why do I suddenly feel cold?"
Cave Lord Snow Wolf said, "It's strange. I also have this feeling."
Prince Phoenix Slayer said, "I suddenly feel like looking for a warm place to stay."
After hearing these words, Three Waves pondered for a moment.
Then, Three Waves took out a transparent goldfish tank. The volume of his goldfish tank was relatively large, about half a person's height.
The fellow daoists were confused, wondering why Three Waves suddenly took out the fish tank.
Just as they were in deep thought, they saw Prince Phoenix Slayer enter the fish tank. His soft body curled up into a ball, filling up the entire fish tank. Then, his head came out of the fish tank.
"…" Cave Lord Snow Wolf.
"…" True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon.
"…" Fairy Lychee.
Three Waves silently nodded and took out a notebook to record. "Sure enough, it's the same as what I've seen on the Internet. Sometimes, when a cat sees a goldfish tank, it can't help but enter. The experiment was very successful. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer said, "Meow?"
Beihe Sanren rubbed his face. He felt that once Prince Phoenix Slayer came out of the fish tank, it would be the end of Three Waves.
×××××
The bridal procession and Doudou's sedan chair gradually moved further and further away, eventually disappearing.
At this time, another procession carrying a golden sedan chair appeared nearby.
This golden sedan chair was exactly the same as Doudou's.
Even the bridal procession was similar to Doudou's.
The fox demon Dugu Bai quickly climbed onto the golden sedan chair. "Plan B, success. Hurry, we don't have much time. Let's hurry to the wedding venue. I can't wait to marry my master. "
"Your Plan B is quite reliable. No one would've thought that the bridal procession was fake," said a bald master with a smile.
"There was no other way. Zhou Li accidentally saw Plan A in the Dogcatcher Gang's group chat, so Plan A could only be abandoned," said Dugu Bai.
After climbing onto the golden sedan chair, he transformed into a Pekingese and put on the same red dress as Doudou.
"Are you ready?" asked the bald master.
"Everything is ready. This time, Fellow Daoist Dugu Bai must successfully marry the beauty," said a handsome white-robed swordsman.
"Good brother, I'll remember everyone. I'll never forget this favor! "Dugu Bai patted his chest.
Who said that there were no real relationships on the Internet?
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