After deciphering the secret text hidden in Slow-Witted Song's' 200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive ', Song Shuhang felt very happy.
This was a problem that others hadn't been able to solve since ancient times, but he had found a way to solve it. Now that he had solved the problem, he would naturally feel extremely satisfied and refreshed.
After the pleasurable and satisfying feeling passed, Song Shuhang's heart suddenly felt heavy. After the refreshing feeling, he would have to face the double wrath of Prince Phoenix Slayer and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
Damn it, damn it!
What should I do next?
Would I get killed by Prince Phoenix Slayer and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue after the time limit of Prince Phoenix Slayer's innate skill?
I can't panic, I have to calm down. A real man should remain calm even in the face of a storm, think of a way to solve it, and get through the crisis.
How can I deal with the furious Prince Phoenix Slayer and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue?
As for Prince Phoenix Slayer … how about some dried fish?
No, I don't think it's possible. Since he had already used the same trick on Prince Phoenix Slayer, it wouldn't have much effect on him unless he could get some dried fish of the Ninth Stage rank.
But an existence of the Ninth Stage rank could kill him with just a spit. Getting dried fish of the Ninth Stage rank was simply a dream.
Formula: [Song Shuhang + Ninth Stage Fish ≤ Dried Fish = Song Shuhang's Dried Fish]
Apart from dried fish, what else could extinguish the anger of a monster cat?
A monster cat was also a cat, so … a ball of yarn? A cat teaser?
Song Shuhang imagined himself throwing a ball of yarn and a cat teaser, with Prince Phoenix Slayer pouncing on the ball of yarn and jumping around the cat teaser.
Ugh … why do I feel like I'm courting death this way?
Perhaps I can catch a cute mouse and give it to Prince Phoenix Slayer as a toy?
For example, a cute demonic hamster.
Perhaps Prince Phoenix Slayer would be interested in such a demonic hamster.
But here came the problem. If he really captured the demonic hamster and gave it to Prince Phoenix Slayer, he would become a pet the next day and be captured by Senior White Two.
This formula is a bit complicated, so I won't list it.
No matter how he thought about it, the current Prince Phoenix Slayer seemed unsolvable.
Heavens, could it be that I have to use my main body to use the 'Ferocious Tiger Falls to the Ground Surrendering Technique' to apologize to Senior Phoenix Slayer?
Just as Song Shuhang was letting his imagination run wild.
Bang ~ ~
Prince Phoenix Slayer's innate spell was dispelled.
Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to his body.
"Eh? How could he be so fast? " Song Shuhang exclaimed. Senior Phoenix Slayer's CPU borrowing talent could generally be maintained for a long time, right? Why was it so short this time?
"Hehehe." The five-tailed demon cat Prince Phoenix Slayer laughed coldly. Its fifth tail was raised high. "Die ten thousand times, Song Shuhang, Little Friend."
"Wait, Senior Phoenix Slayer, you can't blame me for this. I've already reminded you several times. Either find a place with no one around, or go to my world to practice this technique, "Song Shuhang blurted out.
"Answering is useless. Turn into a puddle and shatter on the ground, Song Shuhang," Prince Phoenix Slayer shouted.
What does' shatter 'mean?
Wait, could it be that innate spell?
It was the strange ability that caused Doudou to shatter into a puddle of liquid. Afterward, Doudou had to stay in a vase for several days before recovering.
"I refuse. I definitely don't want this spell." After saying that, Song Shuhang mentally prepared to hide in the Inner World. Even if he couldn't afford to mess with it, he could still hide.
However, just as he was thinking about it, he felt a sudden change in his body.
"Hehehe, too late. My spell had already been activated when the CPU borrowing ended, "Prince Phoenix Slayer said.
Song Shuhang: "How could this be? I didn't feel anything at all."
When Prince Phoenix Slayer used his innate spell, there should at least be some energy fluctuations.
"It's very simple. After the CPU borrowing ended, when you returned to your body, there was a delay of three seconds," Prince Phoenix Slayer said calmly.
Song Shuhang: "…"
F * ck, Senior Phoenix Slayer cheated.
The next moment, with a "pop" sound, Song Shuhang's body turned into a puddle of liquid and fell to the ground. The items on his body fell to the ground.
Then, the puddle of Song Shuhang gathered together and wriggled like a slime.
Loli Shi's eyes widened. "Senior Brother Song turned into a puddle!"
"…" Su Clan's Sixteen. If you don't seek death, you won't die. Song Shuhang just couldn't understand this logic.
Senior White: "I remember that Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer's innate ability only has a success rate of about 30%, right? Shuhang, your luck today isn't very good. "
The puddle of Song Shuhang: "How unfortunate ~"
… Senior Thrice Reckless once said that those who loved to court death wouldn't have bad luck. Why was he so unfortunate?
Loli Shi: "Huh? Senior Brother Song can still speak in this state?! "
She curiously trotted to the puddle of Song Shuhang, stretched out her finger, and wanted to poke the liquefied Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang shouted, "Don't poke, the feeling of being in a liquefied state is very strange. Shi, if you poke me with your finger, it won't feel good."
Children were like this. When they saw strange things, their first reaction was to poke them with their fingers or branches. Even the well-behaved Loli Shi couldn't avoid it.
In addition, Song Shuhang found that after his body was liquefied, his senses became very interesting.
He didn't have eyes, but he could see. He didn't have a nose, but he could smell. He didn't have ears, but he could hear. He didn't have a mouth, but he could speak.
His senses were completely different from his human state.
To be honest … this feeling was very fresh and fun.
When his body flowed like water, it was a feeling that he couldn't experience in his human state. Moreover, as long as he relaxed and let his liquefied body lie flat on the ground, he would feel super relaxed. This was a hundred times more comfortable than putting his body on a waterbed in his human state.
Song Shuhang actually felt a little refreshed.
… Damn, I can even find something to feel refreshed in this state, am I crazy?
The only inconvenience in the liquefied state was movement, but he had the Invisible Saber Insect, so even if he turned into a puddle, he could still fly on his saber.
Moreover, if I go and practice various techniques in this state, what effect will there be?
For example, if I try [Steel Hands Technique] now, what effect will it have when I'm in the liquefied state?
Song Shuhang's imagination went wild.
While thinking, Su Clan's Shiliu came to Song Shuhang's side and put away his items. "How long did Doudou stay in this state last time?"
"A few days," Song Shuhang replied.
Su Clan's Shiliu: "How about I put you in a bottle too?" That way, she could carry Song Shuhang with her everywhere.
Song Shuhang: "…"
On the other side, Prince Phoenix Slayer changed back into his human form. "Hehe, don't worry. This time, you are different from Doudou. You won't stay in the liquefied state for a few days."
Song Shuhang: "Many thanks to Senior Phoenix Slayer for showing mercy."
Prince Phoenix Slayer said, "Mm-hm, since I've mastered my fifth innate skill better, you can stay in this state for at least a month."
Heavens, isn't this even worse?
Song Shuhang: "Senior Phoenix Slayer, a month is too long, and we have to seize every minute. Therefore, can't we condense the time?"
At this time, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue came over and faintly smiled at Prince Phoenix Slayer. "Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, well done."
After saying that, Immortal Fairy handed over a bag of dried fish — this was the reward that Song Shuhang had promised to give to Prince Phoenix Slayer. Although Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was angry, her anger was now transferred to Song Shuhang.
Prince Phoenix Slayer took the dried fish.
For a moment, he was a little worried that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would poison the dried fish. However, after considering Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's character, he rejected this idea.
As a top immortal chef, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would never allow her work to be contaminated. She would never do something like poisoning her own work.
Unless, of course, she was going to make a highly toxic dish from the beginning.
After taking the dried fish, Prince Phoenix Slayer cupped his hands towards the various fellow daoists, and said, "In that case, Fellow Daoists, I still have some urgent matters to take care of, so I'll take my leave first."
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue smiled, and said, "Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, aren't you going to stay for a few more days? Immortal Fairy Bie Xue smiled, and then said, "Tonight, I'm going to cook a table of immortal dishes. I'm going to experiment with a few dishes for the Immortal Feast."
Prince Phoenix Slayer licked the corner of his mouth, but in the end, he firmly shook his head. "Although I really want to stay, I really have some urgent matters to take care of."
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue regretfully said, "In that case, Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, take care."
"Goodbye." Prince Phoenix Slayer coolly shook his head and took out his flying sword.
Senior White, Shi, and Su Clan's Shiliu waved their hands and bid him farewell.
Prince Phoenix Slayer took out his flying sword and left Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's immortal cave at the fastest speed possible.
I've finally escaped. It's better to play it safe than sorry, Fellow Daoist. Prince Phoenix Slayer thought to himself. Although the immortal dishes made by Immortal Fairy Bie Xue were very tempting, how could he have the guts to eat them at this time?
If he had stayed, perhaps Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's dinner today would have a famous dish called 'Battle of the Dragon and Tiger'.
As for the Little Friend of Song Shuhang, who had been turned into a puddle?
Hehe … Little Friend Song, just die 10,000 times for me.
That shameful secret book was full of embarrassment from beginning to end. Whenever Prince Phoenix Slayer thought about it, he would want to kill himself.
Prince Phoenix Slayer gritted his teeth, and said, "Surnamed Song, just die 10,000 times for me."
×××××
At this time, Shi, Su Clan's Shiliu, Senior White, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue were all squatting beside Song Shuhang.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, "It looks a bit sticky, and not very suitable to be eaten."
Song Shuhang burst into tears.
Su Clan's Shiliu asked, "Does Senior White have a way to remove this magical technique?" One month was a bit long.
Senior White said, "If you want to remove Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer's magical technique, I'll have to study the liquefied Song Shuhang and try to find a way to remove it."
"Wait a minute," Song Shuhang said. "Before you study the liquefied me, let me complete a few experiments first."
Shiliu curiously asked, "What do you want to do?"
"I want to try a few cultivation techniques," Song Shuhang said, and then began to use his (Steel Hands Technique) ability.
Soon after, the liquefied Song Shuhang's body was dyed with a pitch-black metallic color.
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