Look at my 'Divine Stealing Technique'!
Song Shuhang controlled Prince Phoenix Slayer and stretched out his hand to aim at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who didn't know what was going on.
The Divine Stealing Technique was very powerful, and when practiced to the highest level, it wouldn't be a problem for one to steal someone of a higher realm. This was something that Lady Onion had personally experienced back then.
Although Song Shuhang had only practiced the 'Divine Pair Stealing Technique' twice, it shouldn't be forgotten that he had once lived Lady Onion's life. Through the dreamland, he had once possessed Lady Onion's body and practiced the 'Divine Stealing Technique' countless times.
Therefore, although it was his first time using it on someone, the effect was excellent. The Divine Stealing Technique seemed to have become an instinct attached to Song Shuhang's soul.
Song Shuhang thought to himself, Got it.
In the next moment, a fragrant silk-like object appeared in his hand.
At first, he thought that it was a handkerchief that Immortal Fairy always carried with her. But after carefully sensing it, he felt that something was wrong. This thing was thicker and heavier than a handkerchief.
What did I steal?
Song Shuhang retracted Prince Phoenix Slayer's hand and took a closer look. Eh, it seems to be a sheet? The sheet was very thin, and it seemed that Immortal Fairy had used a magical technique to fold it into a palm-sized piece.
A puzzled expression appeared on the face of Prince Phoenix Slayer that Song Shuhang controlled. Why would Immortal Fairy carry a sheet with her? Is this sheet some kind of magical treasure?
No … this sheet doesn't have the slightest fluctuation of magical energy. Moreover, it looked a little familiar. It was the same style as the sheet in the guest room of Immortal Fairy's immortal cave that he had stayed in yesterday. It was just an ordinary, thin sheet.
Why would Immortal Fairy keep it?
Did it have any special significance?
Song Shuhang's mind spun rapidly.
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and thought of a possibility.
If that was the case … it would be very bad. This was similar to stealing Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's personal belongings.
Hopefully, I'm wrong.
Perhaps the Immortal Fairy was just putting away all the sheets in the guest room to wash them?
Just as he was in deep thoughts, Song Shuhang controlled Prince Phoenix Slayer's body and raised his head, looking at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. There was a delay of three seconds during this process, which was the side effect of Prince Phoenix Slayer's innate skill.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was coldly looking at his body and Prince Phoenix Slayer.
Immortal Fairy's gaze was especially sharp as it locked onto the two of them.
The way she looked at Song Shuhang and Prince Phoenix Slayer was as if she was looking at two spirit beasts that were about to be cooked. Her gaze was as sharp as a knife. It was as if she was considering where she should cut the two spirit beasts so that she could kill them cleanly.
[Not good.] An alarm sounded in Song Shuhang's mind.
Damn it, why did I make a move against Immortal Fairy Bie Xue just now? Su Clan's Shiliu or Shi would have been much safer!
The moment I made the decision, my illness must have acted up.
What to do? What should I do now?
Song Shuhang racked his brains, trying to think of a solution.
On the side, Senior White, Su Clan's Shiliu, and Shi looked at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and Song Shuhang, who was controlling Prince Phoenix Slayer, in confusion.
Shi's realm was relatively low, and she couldn't clearly see what had happened. Su Clan's Shiliu's vision was also very blurry. Only Senior White saw that Song Shuhang had used a strange technique and taken a folded silk-like object from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's body. Then, killing intent emerged from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's body, looking very sharp.
Senior White pinched her chin, and thought to herself, Is Shuhang Little Friend courting death again?
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…
[What did you do to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue?] At this time, under the influence of Song Shuhang's strong mood fluctuations, Prince Phoenix Slayer sensed something, and his voice echoed.
His innate ability had become a bit stronger. Even if he had lent his CPU to Song Shuhang, he could still directly communicate with Song Shuhang inside his mind.
[I stole a sheet, which is almost Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's privacy.] Song Shuhang replied.
[What level of privacy?] Prince Phoenix Slayer said.
Song Shuhang said, [Looking at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's gaze, she might be considering killing me to silence me.]
[You're dead … Also, I have to ask, I'm not included in the list of people that are being silenced, right?] Prince Phoenix Slayer said.
Song Shuhang said, [Senior Phoenix Slayer, what do you think? In our current state, there's no difference between us.]
[F * ck, Thrice Reckless Song, can you not bring me along when courting death?] Prince Phoenix Slayer said angrily.
Song Shuhang: […]
This time, he was left speechless.
[Quickly apologize! What are you waiting for?!] Prince Phoenix Slayer shouted.
Apologize?
Right, after the Divine Stealing Technique, the second move was the '500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You Can't Beat'. Slow-Witted Song had written the '200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive' on purpose …
[Take advantage of the fact that you haven't been sent to the Immortal Feast by Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, apologize to me properly. If you can't get Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's forgiveness, you're dead! I'll definitely kill you in the name of righteousness.] Prince Phoenix Slayer said hatefully.
Song Shuhang: "…"
This was really a case of internal and external aggression.
At this time, he could only sincerely apologize.
"Immortal Fairy Bie Xue ~" Song Shuhang controlled Prince Phoenix Slayer's body and jumped high.
The higher he jumped, the more sincere he was.
However, in order to save face for Prince Phoenix Slayer … While jumping into the air, Song Shuhang willed Prince Phoenix Slayer to return to his original form.
"Bang ~" A slender five-tailed monster cat appeared in midair.
With a thump, the five-tailed monster cat's body suddenly fell to the ground. It was the most imposing technique among the 500 surrendering techniques, the 'Ferocious Tiger Descending to the Ground to Surrender'.
After landing, Song Shuhang wanted to say, 'Immortal Fairy, I was wrong.'
But as soon as he said it, it turned into a long series of 'meow, meow, meow, meow'.
Song Shuhang: "…"
Loli Shi said, "So Senior Phoenix Slayer is a cat! He's so cute."
Su Clan's Shiliu nodded in agreement.
Senior White was sure that Song Shuhang's Little Friend was courting death and had angered Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
…
…
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's gaze fell on Prince Phoenix Slayer's monster cat form. Since Prince Phoenix Slayer had suddenly changed into his cat form, the sheet that Prince Phoenix Slayer was holding was now under the cat's claws. The cat's sharp claws could tear the sheet at any time.
Song Shuhang tried to control Prince Phoenix Slayer's body to speak, but the result was still the same. "Meow?"
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: "Hehehehe."
Her laughter was extremely cold, and it had already reached absolute zero.
If not for the fact that Senior White was right next to her, she would have already rushed over and let Song Shuhang and Prince Phoenix Slayer know how powerful an immortal chef was.
Song Shuhang: [Not good, I overreached myself.]
What should I do next?
If I continue with the '500 ways to surrender to a human cultivator you can't beat', the second technique would be the 'lie on the ground and expose your belly' style. It was common sense to expose one's belly when apologizing.
When apologizing, one would expose one's cute belly to the human cultivator, showing that one was harmless. Coupled with a cute expression, it would arouse the compassion of the human cultivator.
Senior Phoenix Slayer's monster cat form was very suitable for this posture.
However, this posture was still very shameful. After using it, it was very likely that Prince Phoenix Slayer would kill him to silence him. Either way, he would be done for.
Just as Song Shuhang was lost in his thoughts, a resonance suddenly emerged in his mind.
The introductory cultivation technique for the first level of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) emerged in his mind.
Did they really resonate?
The 'resonance' between the two special cultivation techniques became stronger and stronger.
And all these changes happened after Prince Phoenix Slayer revealed his monster cat form and used the 'Ferocious Tiger Kneeling on the Ground to Apologize Style'.
Song Shuhang took a deep breath.
At this time, he threw everything to the back of his mind.
As a researcher, he began to use the second technique, the 'lie on the ground and expose your belly' style.
Prince Phoenix Slayer's body rolled on the ground. "Meow ~"
This appearance was very cute.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: "Hehe."
Only now did he know how to act cute? It was too late.
… …
… …
At this time, Song Shuhang's memories of the following cultivation techniques of the first level of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) emerged one after another.
Sure enough, it was effective.
If I continue to use the '200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive' set, I might really be able to find the secret left behind by Slow-Witted Song.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang began to control Prince Phoenix Slayer's body and began to practice.
500 ways to surrender, ways to seduce human cultivators, and even needlework …
Senior White, Su Clan's Shiliu, Shi, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue silently watched the monster cat form Prince Phoenix Slayer practice.
From time to time, he would twist and dance in his monster cat form, and from time to time, he would throw flirtatious glances at everyone. From time to time, he would obediently take out a needle and thread and sew clothes, and from time to time, he would seriously clean up.
All kinds of props had been prepared by Song Shuhang early in the morning. He had practiced the secret technique twice yesterday, so he had prepared all kinds of props.
What the hell is this guy doing? Is he practicing a 'secret cultivation technique'? Was his illness acting up? The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched.
Senior White pinched her chin, and said, "Song Shuhang seems to have entered a state of enlightenment."
Shi said, "Huh? He can actually enter a state of enlightenment like this? "Wasn't enlightenment a bit too cheap?
Su Clan's Shiliu said, "If I'm not mistaken, what Song Shuhang is using should be the 'All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family' secret technique."
"It's really a secret technique?" The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched even more.
Senior White said, "I remember that Fellow Daoist Dongfang Six is an elder of this organization, right?"
Su Clan's Shiliu nodded.
Very soon, Song Shuhang performed the complete (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive).
At first, the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) in his mind resonated with the secret technique. But after practicing it for a while, the resonance stopped.
However, a string of strange words kept appearing in his mind.
It wasn't the language of the ancient era, nor was it the language of the modern era. Instead, it was all kinds of meaningless Runes.
[Secret text!]
Song Shuhang was overjoyed.
This should be the secret text hidden in the secret technique of the monster cultivator organization that Venerable Wintry had mentioned. As long as one used a method to crack the secret text passed down in the 'Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect ', one would be able to obtain the complete secret inheritance.
This was the secret hidden in the secret technique of Slow-Witted Song.
The complete version of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) and the magical treasure forging method were just a step away from being obtained.
Perhaps he would really be able to forge the combined magical treasure before reaching the Fifth Stage Realm. Even if he didn't have such good luck and wealth, he would at least forge the life-bound magical treasure that matched the Huge Whale Chapter.
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