The first customer of the amusement park was not a mortal, but a god.
"It looks pretty good." Javier ran to the dessert shop to get a dessert, and then went to the beverage shop to get a fruit wine. He drank the fruit wine with the dessert and praised it while eating, "It's very innovative! I've never seen anything like this before! "
Sui Xiong floated next to him and accompanied him on the tour. Hearing his praise, he couldn't help but laugh. "Please call me 'Oscar with Innovative Ideas'!"
As he spoke, he even raised his head high, assuming an insufferably arrogant posture.
However, he forgot one thing — the jellyfish's body was almost a semicircle, and no matter how high it held its head, it looked the same.
"This barbecue is also good." After a while, they came to the barbecue stall. Javier ate two skewers with great interest and praised, "Although the craftsmanship is not as good as that of the chefs, this innovation is unparalleled!"
Sui Xiong was proud. As a member of the Gourmet Nation, he had done a lot of research on cooking. With the help of his divine power, he reproduced the seasonings that were secretly inherited by various chefs on Earth, so all kinds of food with different flavors naturally came into being.
All kinds of food and beverages in this amusement park were Earth-style, from a glass of water at a roadside stall to a signature dish in a restaurant. Nothing was the style of this world.
Not only that, the various facilities in this amusement park were also completely Earth-style. Every grass and every tree was carefully made by Sui Xiong. Although the power system was different, no matter the appearance or the experience, it was no different from the amusement parks on Earth.
If you had to find a difference, it would be that the workers in the amusement park were completely different from those on Earth.
In the amusement parks on Earth, there might be giants, half-orcs, elves, dwarves … but they certainly wouldn't be real.
However, in this amusement park, the giants who guarded the gate were real, the half-orcs who patrolled were real, the elves and half-elves who served as waiters were real, the dwarves who worked as porters were real, the dwarf chefs in several shops were real, and even the dragon lying lazily in the corner and breathing fire into the sky from time to time was real — oh, no, this was fake.
"Is it really okay to put a giant dragon in the amusement park?" Javier asked worriedly as he pointed at the fire dragon that was lying next to the fake mountain.
"It shouldn't be a problem. It's not a real dragon." Sui Xiong leaned over and shouted at the half-asleep red dragon. "Fafnir, are you okay?"
The mountain-like red dragon raised her head and looked at him with a pair of charming peach blossom eyes. She shook her head and said, "Not very good. This outfit is a little uncomfortable. I'm starting to regret signing a ten-year contract with you."
"You have nothing to do anyway. What's wrong with lying here and earning money without doing anything?" Sui Xiong said with a smile, "And you don't have to wear this all day. You can take it off after work."
The dragon lowered her head listlessly and buried her head in her claws.
"If I had known it would be so boring, I wouldn't have come …" Her muffled voice came from under her claws. "That damned bard. He said, 'His Majesty said it would be the most interesting amusement park in the world, attracting the richest people in the world. Of course, there will be the best restaurants, the best casinos, and the best brothels in the world …' Turns out he lied to me to work here! He's a follower of the God of Joy, but he's happy himself. He cheated me! "
Javier was stunned for a moment, but then he realized what was going on. He used his divine power to investigate and couldn't help laughing.
It turned out that the one wearing the artificial dragon-skin coat was a legendary creature named Fafnir. He was nicknamed "The Free and Easy Big Strange Bird." Although he was a huge strange bird, he was keen on changing into a human appearance and went to various prosperous cities to gamble and whore. Every time he left a box of gold coins, he would eat, drink, and have fun for a few days before he swaggered away. His most famous story was that he had "booked" famous brothels more than once. He ate and drank for a few days and nights until the prostitutes couldn't get out of bed. Only then did he reveal his true form and soar into the sky while laughing wildly.
As a world-famous "big player," he had suffered a big loss this time.
The bard was Javier's senior priest. He had once learned from Javier that His Majesty the Void Mask was building the world's leading amusement park in the Ashes Woods. So when he was chatting with Fafnir in a tavern, they talked about this matter.
At that time, both the man and the bird were drunk. No one knew what they talked about, but Fafnir was very interested in this amusement park.
He had always claimed to be the most playful person — oh, the most playful bird — in the whole continent. How could he not try such a good place when he heard about it? So, regardless of the hardships, he flew to the Ashes Woods to see if the amusement park was really so interesting.
Unfortunately, when he came here, the amusement park was not yet finished. The so-called "best restaurants, best casinos, and best brothels" did not exist at all.
Fafnir felt that he had been cheated. His anticipation suddenly turned into anger, and he wanted to make a scene. As a result, it was suppressed by Sui Xiong with an iron fist. After a warm and friendly negotiation, it finally became an employee of the amusement park. Its usual job was to put on a red dragon coat specially made for it by Sui Xiong and pretend to be a fierce red dragon, letting the tourists see and touch it. From time to time, it was also responsible for roaring or breathing fire to create the atmosphere.
"You're so good at counterfeiting!" Javier couldn't help but exclaim. "You actually let a legendary creature pretend to be a red dragon, and the dragon skin is exactly the same as the real one! I was fooled at the beginning! "
Sui Xiong laughed, very proud.
To be able to fool the gods with counterfeiting, this skill was really superb. He thought that if he could travel back to Earth, he could rely on his counterfeiting skills to sell counterfeit mobile phones or pirated CDs, and that would be enough to support his family.
… No, as a cultured person, he could learn from Mr. Zhang Daqian. Mr. Zhang had been an expert in counterfeiting when he was young, specializing in counterfeiting all kinds of ancient paintings. He also liked to hide his name in the paintings as proof.
But no one would have thought that the value of the fake paintings he made later was not inferior to the real ones, and there were even cases where the fakes were better than the real ones.
Sui Xiong felt that his counterfeiting skills could probably also reach this level.
"To be honest, it's not strange that you can build such a magnificent amusement park, and it's not strange that you can find so many strange recipes. What really surprises me is that you can actually gather so many wonderful people." After a tour, Javier sat on the observation deck of the highest restaurant in the amusement park, looked around, and said with a smile, "The most amazing thing is that all these people with different personalities are willing to listen to you, and even the unruly legendary creatures are working here obediently."
At the gate of the amusement park, Gerrard was guarding the gate with a giant axe in his arms, smiling at the children passing by. In the office of the management office, Snow was angrily scolding a stupid Orc, not knowing what that guy had done to make her angry. In the library, Wall was slowly sweeping the floor with a broom in his hand, looking as calm as an ancient well. Next to the rockery of a fire dragon in the corner, Fafnir, who was wearing a fire dragon coat, was still muttering and complaining about his bad luck.
His divine thoughts continued to expand, and soon he saw Steele, who was guarding the entrance to the underground maze, persuading the curious visitors to leave, and then he saw Arcaine, who was sitting in the medical room, compiling the illustrated handbook of mushrooms …
"Nothing, just an ordinary amusement park," Sui Xiong said.
"This amusement park isn't ordinary at all!" Javier smiled meaningfully.
When he left, he promised Sui Xiong that he would let the bards who believed in him spread the story about this amusement park, and help Sui Xiong attract more tourists.
However … after more than a month, there were still very few tourists in the amusement park.
"Why is it like this?" Sui Xiong looked at the deficit report that Snow handed to him, full of confusion, "Is this amusement park not interesting?"
"It is very interesting," Snow said, "but it is too far away."
"Far away? Good wine is not afraid of deep alleys! So what if it is a little far away? The Commonwealth of Mifata is so far away, and many people go there to learn magic! "
"It is necessary to learn magic, but it is not necessary to come to the amusement park to play."
Sui Xiong was speechless, sighed, and looked at the dazzling words "deficit" again, muttering, "All the materials are self-produced, why is there a deficit? Even if only one person comes, it is still a net profit … "
"Do you think you don't need to pay such a large group of people to come here?" Snow said coldly, "Even if they are your devout followers, there is no reason for them to work for you for free!"
Sui Xiong was speechless again. He gnashed his teeth and looked at the board with all kinds of expenses written on it. His eyes were fixed on the word "loss", which was specially marked by the snowflake. His sharp eyes were like two sharp swords, chiseling two deep grooves on the board.
However, this could not change the problem, and the deficit was still a deficit.
"We have to find a way to find more tourists!" he said.
But what should he do?
After thinking for a while, he decided to build a portal to the amusement park in the capitals of all the big countries.
"Hey! The cost is too high! " Even the calm giant dragon, Snow was shocked by his crazy idea. "Do you know how much precious materials are needed to build a fixed portal?"
"Nothing, I will pay for it myself!"
"But the portal also costs money!"
Sui Xiong laughed three times, "You don't understand! My amusement park is originally aimed at high-end customers, and people who can afford to explore the underground city will not care about the transmission fee. "
"I will add more high-end projects, for example, I will arrange a group of moon elf waiters for the rich tycoons, a group of little girls wearing high-slit cheongsams and rabbit ears, and they will bow when they see people. The ground will also be covered with a red carpet, from the portal to the entrance of the underground city, and the road will be remodeled and upgraded … Can you guess how much I will charge them for this?"
"One hundred gold coins per team?"
"Three hundred gold coins per team!"
"Three hundred gold coins per team … That is too much!"
"You don't understand! If they are willing to spend a lot of money to teleport here, they will certainly be willing to spend a lot of money to play! Look at that guy lying on the ground pretending to be a fire dragon, he came here with a box of gold coins … "
No matter how Snow questioned him, Sui Xiong, who was so angry that he lost his mind, completely ignored her. He waved his tentacles and made this crazy decision.
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