What was the happiest thing in the world?
Of course, it was the enemy who bullied you!
Sui Xiong didn't have many enemies, because he followed the principle of not letting hatred last overnight, so he solved the conflict immediately. Among his enemies, the only one who was still alive was the Night Devil, who was slowly recovering in the ruins of his palace after being hit by Sui Xiong's "Buddha's Palm".
Sui Xiong had regained some of his strength, and it was not impossible for him to kill the half-dead completely, but he had decided to leave it to Satan, so he tolerated it until now.
But … although he could not kill it, it was okay to torture it a little.
With Glatt's company, the Night Devil's life must be very full, maybe it could be so full that it even forgot to heal its wounds.
Ah, that kind of life was so suitable for it!
"Hey, Glatt, I'm a good friend, and I found you a good listener …" Sui Xiong hummed a tune and was busy happily on the construction site.
Because he was in a good mood, his work efficiency was obviously improved. When spring came back, the thick ice and snow began to melt, and the first phase of the new amusement park project was basically completed.
Because the last lesson was too painful, this time he adopted the method of construction in sections. The whole project was divided into three phases, and the scale was greatly increased, but the total workload of the first phase was reduced.
This first phase of the project was mainly some relatively mild and not exciting projects, the foothold was to let tourists relax and have fun. The exploration of the underground maze was exciting enough, and there was no need for more exciting projects.
This time, everyone gave good comments on the new amusement park.
Snowflake and Steele both liked to soak in the hot spring. Snowflake felt like she was back to her mother when she soaked in the warm water with the smell of sulfur, and Steele thought it was good for her skin and could enhance her charm.
Wall was very interested in the library that collected many strange stories, and he soaked in it for a few days. Finally, he came out very depressed and asked, "Why are there only half of the good stories?"
Of course, Sui Xiong couldn't say that he did it on purpose. He rolled his eyes and came up with an idea. He explained, "In a distant country, there was a bard who used the story of a famous fatuous king as his pen name. He once said, 'The best work is the work without an ending, so that the reader will always be worried about it.' I think what he said is very reasonable. "
Wall was silent for a moment, then asked, "Was that guy hacked to death?"
"As far as I know, I don't think so."
"That country is so peaceful." Wall sighed deeply. "If I meet him, I'll tie him up and force him to finish writing all his works. Then, I'll hack him to death!"
"That's unlikely," Sui Xiong said with a smile. "He probably died of old age before he finished writing. He's not like you, who can live for many, many years. "
"… Life is so helpless!" Wall sighed. "I believe that when he dies, he will be blocked by the readers in the underworld. If he doesn't finish his novel, he won't be able to go to heaven or hell!"
Olian and Palin also liked reading books. But Olian was busy with work, so she couldn't come to visit this time. Palin was completely fascinated by those novels, and he couldn't even shout out loud.
The big Gerrard's hobbies were different from others. He actually liked those children's entertainment, such as bumper cars, bumper boats, merry-go-rounds, slides, seesaws … In order to play, he even asked Sui Xiong to cast a spell for him. He turned into a child and played with little Nice, who was really a child.
"Does this mean that he's actually a child?" Sui Xiong looked at the bald teenager who was shouting and playing in all kinds of children's entertainment, and couldn't help talking to himself.
"Maybe. Human beings are very strange."
"Don't you want to play? You're quite young. "
Shuang curled his lips seriously, expressing his disdain. "I'm a proud dragon! Don't treat me as a fool who can't grow up! "
"But your sister is just lying on a pile of gold coins and talking in her sleep … I don't see her 'proud' anywhere …"
"That's because she's stupid!"
But the proud young dragon didn't maintain his pride for a long time. When the fat chef in white clothes, who was specially made by Sui Xiong, started to roast meat, he finally couldn't help but move closer to it after smelling the aroma.
After eating a skewer, he immediately occupied the place closest to the barbecue rack. He stared fixedly at the meat skewers that were sizzling on the flames and emitting a wonderful aroma. He refused to move even a step away.
"I want two hundred skewers!" he declared. "Before I finish eating, if anyone dares to make trouble, I'll bite him to death! I'll roast him together! "
Liv also wanted to go over and eat two skewers, but seeing his red eyes and fierce look, she had to leave with regret.
But soon after, she settled down in the small dessert shop and happily ate all kinds of high-calorie desserts.
"You'll get fat if you eat too much of these things," Sui Xiong warned her seriously. "If you don't want to become a super fat pig that can only roll around like a ball, you can't eat like this!"
Liv was shocked, but soon found a solution to the problem.
"It doesn't matter, I'll cut off the fat on my body," she said. "You can ask Steele to help treat the wound, and it won't even leave a scar."
… Was this a magical version of liposuction?
Sui Xiong was speechless. He didn't expect that under the temptation of sweets, Liv could think so fast!
Liv's mother was much more reserved than her. She just tasted some desserts, smiled and said that it was really interesting, and then went to the children's play area. Little Nice was already worrying enough, and now there was Gerrard, whose mind was as straight as a spear. No mother could eat in peace from afar when the two of them were together.
"Haha! Interesting! Interesting! So interesting! " Satan held a spring-loaded gun in each hand and fired at the group of penguin dolls, causing them to stagger left and right. As he fired, he laughed heartily. His laughter was filled with the carefree feeling of having released all his stress.
Sui Xiong looked at him with some doubts. He didn't understand what was so good about "shooting penguins with spring guns".
So he silently noted that Satan seemed to go crazy when he touched a gun. If he developed firearms in the future, he must not hand them to Satan.
He looked around and did not see Rode and Ray. After searching for a while, he found the two sitting in the planetarium, drinking in the artificial vast starry sky.
"This feeling is really wonderful!" Rode said. "It makes me feel as if my whole life has been sublimated!"
"That's right. Only a god can make such a magical thing!" Ray also sincerely praised. "I never thought that mortals could have the opportunity to see such beautiful scenery, let alone drink in such an environment …"
"With such a wonderful scenery as a meal, I feel that even the wine has become more mellow," Rode praised. "Good wine!"
"Well, it feels better than the wine I drank in the palace."
Sui Xiong secretly smiled and left. The wine was specially made by him. He added fruit juice to the distilled wine. Compared with the wine in this world, the taste was more mellow and more delicious.
The only drawback was that it was slightly easy to get drunk.
So soon, the archbishop and the minister of foreign affairs of the church became two sleeping drunk cats. They were carried out by Josh, who was still a temporary worker, one on each shoulder.
"Josh, what do you think of the scenery here?" Sui Xiong asked the only barbarian who did not enjoy the entertainment and was seriously waiting for the task.
"Very interesting," Josh said. "I can imagine that there will be a lot of people coming to play."
"Yes … there will be a lot of tourists!" Sui Xiong waved his tentacles and announced loudly, "My goal is 100,000 tourists!"
Josh was shocked. He carefully thought about this number and could not help but click his tongue in wonder.
"That's impossible … That's too many!" he said.
"This is an ideal!" Sui Xiong said righteously. "If a person has no ideal, what is the difference between him and a salted fish!"
Josh was shocked again. He carefully thought about this sentence, and his eyes gradually brightened.
"You are right! A person must have an ideal! "
Sui Xiong nodded. "Yes! A person must have an ideal! "
"Then, my ideal is to find a group of good women as soon as possible to have 300 children with me and rebuild my tribe!"
"300 children?" Sui Xiong was stunned. "Isn't that a little too many?"
"Not too many at all!" Josh said loudly. "I have consulted a professional scholar, and the scholar said that for a tribe to be able to continue and develop steadily, the minimum required is 300 people! Considering the possibility of all kinds of accidents and premature deaths, maybe 400 to 500 children are needed! "
"Wow!" Sui Xiong looked at his high-spirited appearance and could not help but feel like he was looking at a tall mountain.
This ideal was simply too magnificent! It was as majestic as Mount Everest!
"Then how is the current realization of your ideal?" he asked.
"For the time being, I haven't found a woman who is willing to have so many children with me." Josh sighed. "But I will continue to work hard!"
"To be honest … I think it is a little difficult."
"Yes, so I have to work harder!" Josh said. "For example, stepping into the legendary realm as soon as possible … As long as I become a legendary strong, I can have a longer life, and of course, I can have more offspring …"
"This is the first time I have seen someone trying to step into the legendary realm with the goal of producing more offspring …"
"This is my ideal!" Josh said with a smile. "As you said, a person without an ideal is the difference between him and a salted fish!"
Sui Xiong was speechless. He did not expect Josh to refute him with this.
He pondered for a long time, and finally patted Josh's shoulder with his tentacles.
"We all have to work hard!"
One month later, the amusement park officially began operation.
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