"What's wrong?" Zhao Yao swung his legs, feeling like he was tied to a piece of iron. "Matcha must have gotten heavier."
"Hurry up and help me play a round of Arena of Valor. You must be better than the little fatty." Matcha hurriedly passed the phone to Zhao Yao. It was him, Princess Qian Qian, and the little fatty who specialized in killing Lu Ban. They had just started choosing their heroes.
The three cats had already played a few rounds of Arena of Valor. In every round, the little fatty would show off. While Matcha was still silently farming money, he would kill his way through the opposing team, making Qian Qian gasp in admiration and Matcha vomit blood in anger.
Zhao Yao took Matcha's phone and smiled confidently. "You've found the right person. I've been watching a lot of videos recently. Arena of Valor's skills have improved by leaps and bounds."
When he saw his teammate's nickname, he frowned. "Why is it him again? Didn't I tell you to stop playing with that little fatty?" However, the next moment, he smiled. "But things are different now. Watch your daddy show him off."
Matcha heard Zhao Yao's words and nodded. "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, it's all up to you."
"Don't worry." Zhao Yao had already chosen his hero, Han Xin.
Matcha immediately said, "But someone has already chosen their jungler hero."
"Just watch." Zhao Yao sneered and began typing. "Steal and give away."
A moment later, the person who had chosen his jungler hero was immediately switched.
"Did you see that? Arena of Valor is all about momentum." Zhao Yao said. "You have to shock your teammates at the beginning and make them have confidence in you. Then it'll be stable."
Matcha nodded vigorously. "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, you're awesome."
"Nonsense. Last time, Li Bai stole my jungler and I gave him away." Zhao Yao said proudly. "Let me tell you a secret. Arena of Valor is divided into three realms."
"Which three realms?" Matcha stared at Zhao Yao and asked.
"The first realm is to get your jungler stolen. The second realm is to steal your teammates' jungler. The third realm is to steal your opponent's jungler. " Zhao Yao said seriously, "When you play this game, the first thing you have to do is to beat your teammates. Snatch the f * cking hell. Only by beating your teammates can you have a chance to beat your opponent. "
Ten minutes later, Xiao Yu let go of Fish Ball's phone. She looked at the score and chuckled.
The other side's base was still destroyed by her within ten minutes, and Lu Ban, the strongest player in the national server who had chosen Han Xin, was still farming.
Finally, he looked at the DPS ratio. Han Xin's DPS to heroes was less than 3%.
Xiao Yu said disdainfully, "What a rookie. If he were in our class, no one would even let him copy his homework. "
In the distance, the husky curled his lips in disdain and cursed in his heart, "What are these primary school kids thinking? They're really worried about the future of this country." Thinking of this, he lowered his head and ate a few mouthfuls of dog food.
The Ghost Cat, who was floating in the sky, looked down at the Husky who was lying on the ground eating dog food. It was very curious. "Dog food … is so delicious? Is it because dogs are so easily satisfied, or is dog food really that delicious? "
On the other hand, Fish Ball was controlling Little Yu's mobile phone, which was also controlling Little Princess Qian Qian's HMS King's Glory.
The two of them swapped accounts. Fish Ball, who was relatively weak, pretended to be Little Princess Qian Qian, and let Xiao Yu play on behalf of the little fatty.
At this moment, Fish Ball was so happy that his eyes narrowed into slits as he looked at the data on the end of the battle.
Seeing Fish Ball's squinting eyes, Xiao Yu was furious again. "What are you so happy about? Isn't it all because of you? Let's play one last round, and don't forget to sweep and mop the floor outside. "
"Huh?" Fish Ball's eyes widened as he typed in despair, "But I don't know how to sweep or mop the floor."
"You can consider licking it clean," Xiao Yu said. "From today on, you'll do all the sweeping and mopping at home."
Fish Ball collapsed on the ground, his face full of despair.
At this moment, he saw the husky in the distance looking at him with a sneer. He immediately said angrily, "Silly dog, what are you looking at? I'm not going to look down on you again."
Seeing Fish Ball meowing at the dog, Xiao Yu immediately said, "Don't bully Rough-Face."
Fish Ball kept tapping on his phone. "Xiao Yu, this silly dog has awakened too. I have a feeling that he can understand both humans and cats!"
Xiao Yu turned her head and saw that the sneer on the husky's face had disappeared. It was now sticking out its tongue and looking at her with a silly expression. There was no sign of intelligence in it at all.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I've only heard of super cats. How can there be super dogs?" Xiao Yu laughed. "Rough-Face is so silly and cute. How can he have awakened intelligence?"
Fish Ball's whiskers trembled in anger. He waved his meaty paws at the husky. "Xiao Yu, believe me. He really has awakened super dogs. He's just playing dumb in front of you! He wants to use me as a cushion every night. "
Xiao Yu curled her lips and ignored Fish Ball's weird meowing. She started tapping on her phone and left the team.
Fish Ball angrily rushed to the husky and threatened, "Silly dog! You're so cunning! "
The husky was startled. It hid in the corner of the wall and whimpered.
Xiao Yu yelled again, "Fish Ball, I'm telling you, don't bully Rough-Face."
Fish Ball felt wronged. "But I didn't do anything."
The husky looked at Fish Ball with disdain and thought, 'You're too weak to fight with me. I'll start by conquering this family and becoming the highest-ranking creature in this family. Step by step, I'll reach the peak and change the world. '
The Ghost Cat slowly floated in front of the husky and stared at the dog food. It rubbed its chin and thought to itself, "It seems to be enjoying itself."
…
On the other side, Matcha saw that Xiao Yu had left the team and immediately sent a message. "Qian Qian, why did you leave? Don't you want to play? "
"I'm sorry, Brother Luban," Xiao Yu replied. "I only want to play with the stronger cats in King of Glory."
"Crack!"
Matcha felt as if a bolt of lightning had passed through his body and smashed him into pieces.
Looking at Matcha, who had turned into a pile of rotten meat on the sofa, Zhao Yao sighed and silently uninstalled King of Glory. He cursed in his heart, "What kind of lousy opponent was I matched with? I didn't even get to use my full strength before I fell."
Looking at Matcha's lifeless face, Zhao Yao rubbed her head and said, "Don't be sad, Matcha. What's so fun about this rubbish game? How about this, don't you like to eat chicken? How about I take you to eat chicken? "
Matcha stared blankly at the empty space in front of her. Hearing this, she just shook her ears and said, "Chicken? Forget it. Anyway, a useless cat like me is a noob no matter what game I play. I'm not young anymore, I'm not as young as Mango. Maybe it's time for me to give up my gaming dream. "
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