"This is a coffee house," Zhao Yao said impatiently. "Where do you think this is? A massage here costs at least 500 yuan. "
"500 yuan is too expensive," Lao He said. "I'm a civil servant. Don't I get a discount?"
"If you weren't a civil servant, do you think we would dare to provide massage services?" Zhao Yao said disdainfully.
Lao He said, "Haven't you heard of the saying, 'An iron rod can be ground into a needle'? I'm also sacrificing my precious health for the massage. "
"That's because your body is weak," Zhao Yao said disdainfully. "Go back and eat more Treasure of Kidney."
Lao He shook his head and said, "Zhao Yao, you're still too young. You don't have a clear understanding of your position."
"What understanding?"
"Zhao Yao, you have to understand that we men are only heroes in the early stage. Don't be fooled by your vigor now. From the middle stage onwards, we won't be able to do it," Lao He said with a face full of vicissitudes. "When you reach my age, when you sleep at night, your heart will probably tremble when your wife slightly turns over." Old He said with a weathered face.
Zhao Yao rolled his eyes. "Then how about I tell your wife what you said?"
"I don't have a wife."
Zhao Yao was speechless. "Then where did you get the courage to say what you just said?"
Lao He said, "Although I'm not married, I have rich work experience and a deep understanding of the relationship between men and women."
"Aren't you a police officer?"
"Yes, when I was young, I was in charge of anti-prostitution." Lao He's eyes showed nostalgia. "It was really an interesting experience."
"…" Zhao Yao pursed his lips and looked at the rice cake that was still sleeping soundly on the table.
Long before Officer He entered the coffee house, he had already turned the cat into a beige Scottish fold. He didn't want the appearance of an earthquake cat to attract other people's attention.
It seems that in the future, as long as I'm in the coffee house, I'll have to disguise the rice cake as a beige Scottish fold. Zhao Yao frowned and thought.
"Speaking of which, are all the cats here sterilized?"
Zhao Yao was stunned. "What's wrong?"
Lao He said, "Don't you know that after super cats are sterilized, they will lose their superpowers?"
"Ah? Is there such a thing? " Zhao Yao exclaimed, then immediately rejoiced. "Luckily, I didn't sterilize Mango. Otherwise, his superpower would be gone … Wait, it might be a good thing that Mango's superpower is gone …"
…
The day passed quickly. When it was time to get off work, Zhao Yao stretched himself in front of the computer in front of him. He yawned and said, "It's been a tiring day. I'm finally off work."
Matcha laid on his lap and stretched out her paws. Bending her back, she did a cat's stretch, "Work is really tiring."
Y'lisabet said disdainfully, "You've been watching the game on Zhao Yao's lap for the entire afternoon. It must have been hard on you."
"Yes, Elizabeth." Matcha jumped down from Zhao Yao's lap and ran in front of Y'lisabet, "My neck is sore from looking at you, can you help me massage it?"
"Scram."
"Elizabeth, your fur seems to have become glossier?"
Y'lisabet's eyes turned cold, and she immediately licked the cat on her back. "Hmm? Really? I've been asking Zhao Yao for soft phospholipids recently. Is it working? "
On the other side...
"What are you tired for?" Xiao Shiyu stood behind Zhao Yao and said with extreme disdain, "You've obviously been sitting and playing games for the entire afternoon today. Is there a boss like this?"
"Hey, Xiao Shiyu." Zhao Yao looked at Xiao Shiyu in confusion and said, "Your face seems to have become smaller."
"Ah, is that so?" Xiao Shiyu immediately took out her phone and took a picture. "Could it be that the facial exercise I've been doing recently is effective?"
"It's effective, it's effective." Zhao Yao said with a serious face, "Your appearance was at most 95 before, but now it's at least 98."
"Don't interrupt." Xiao Shiyu suddenly reacted and said, "Let me tell you, there have been more and more customers in the shop recently. Bai Quan and I are too busy."
"Yes, Boss." Bai Quan nodded and said, "You have to make drinks, look after the cat, feed the food, pay the bill, clean the toilet, wash the cups, wipe the tables and chairs … Now there are at least 30 to 40 customers every day. It's a bit too much for the two of us."
'Extra employees are a problem for keeping the secret of the Super Cat.' Zhao Yao thought to himself, 'And this way, the cost will also increase. It's not good for the settlement at the end of the month.'
"How about this, leave the cleaning to me every day. Things like wiping the floor, wiping the table, and so on."
Xiao Shiyu looked at Zhao Yao and said, "Can you do it?"
Zhao Yao smiled mysteriously and did not speak. He had already planned to let Y 'lisabet use illusion to cover himself, and then he would directly use the dimensional stomach bag to suck away all the dust, stains, garbage, and so on. This way, the cleaning would be much faster, and it would also greatly reduce the workload of Xiao Shiyu and Bai Quan.
After finishing closing the shop, Zhao Yao returned home with the Super Cats and Bai Quan.
But just as he was lying on the sofa, surfing the web and looking at his WeChat Moments, he found that there was another newcomer in the Super Cat group. It was a person called Little Princess Qian Qian.
Leopard Head: "Newcomer's photo."
Love Small Dried Fish the Most: "If you don't want to show your photo, then show your breed, color, age, and weight."
Several others also teased the newcomer. These Super Cats learned a lot of human online language and behavior very quickly.
But at this moment, no one expected that this Little Princess Qian Qian would really send a photo.
It was an unusually sweet Seal Bobcat plushie. Even Zhao Yao felt that it was a picture of a little fairy. In terms of the cat's appearance, it seemed to be a little better than Y 'lisabet.
And as soon as this photo was sent, it seemed to instantly explode the entire Super Cat group.
Leopard Head: "So beautiful, so beautiful."
God of Gods: "Sister, can I mate with you?"
Big Fried Chicken Steak (Yuan Yuan) sent a few pictures, which was rare, of Zhao Yao's cat tree, cat toilet, freeze-dried cat, and so on. "Three-story luxury villa, automatic cat toilet, freeze-dried cat imported from the United States …"
The strongest player on the national server, Lu Ban (Matcha), directly sent Yuan Yuan's photo and then said, "This is the fat otaku up there. Sister, ignore him."
"Ah!" Seeing that the photo of him eating cat food with his belly propped up was sent to the group, Yuan Yuan felt that he was going crazy.
"This cat scum." He ran in front of Matcha and shouted, "Don't go too far. Who told you to expose me? Hurry up and take it back!"
"Anyway, you're going to die in the light. I'm helping you now, so that you won't lose both your money and your energy. It'll be a waste of time and energy, and millions of your children will die in vain every day." As he said that, he had already sent another picture. It was his account balance.
At the same time, he sent a message in the group.
The strongest player on the national server, Lu Ban: "Sh * t scooper only knows how to give out money. He doesn't even play with me anymore. I have so much pocket money every month, but I don't know how to spend it."
Yuan Yuan directly jumped to Matcha's side and said angrily, "Hurry up and take back my photo, or I'll expose you right now!"
"Okay, okay, I'll take it back. I'll take it back."
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