"My beautiful senior sister Xiaoyu, what can I do for you?" Chen Nan answered the phone and said with a smile.
Yi Xiaoyu giggled and asked, "It's nothing. What are you doing?"
"In the dormitory, watching … watching a movie with two gays." Chen Nan hesitated for a moment. In the end, he was too embarrassed to say that he was watching that kind of movie …
"What time are you watching a movie? Don't you eat lunch?" Yi Xiaoyu hesitated for a while and continued, "You probably don't know where the cafeteria is. I'll wait for you downstairs. Come down quickly. I'll take you there."
"This …"
Chen Nan was a little worried.
This Yi Xiaoyu was really warm to him. They had only known each other for a short while and she already took care of him so much.
But if he went to the cafeteria with her now, what would happen to his four wives? Could it be that he didn't have lunch with them?
Yi Xiaoyu could naturally feel Chen Nan's hesitation and quickly said, "If you have something to do, then forget it. Anyway, the cafeteria is not far away. You can ask others when the time comes."
"Thank you, senior sister." Chen Nan said.
He also wanted to eat with the beauty, but he couldn't leave his four wives aside. Compared to this senior sister he just met, his four wives naturally had more weight in his heart.
"You're welcome. We're friends."
Yi Xiaoyu's tone was slightly disappointed and said, "Then I'll go eat first. I'll contact you later."
"Okay, goodbye senior sister." Chen Nan said.
"Bye."
Yi Xiaoyu hung up the phone.
As soon as Chen Nan put down the phone, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei immediately came up and asked impatiently, "Brother, what's the situation? You just came and already hooked up with senior sister? Do you have to be so awesome! "
Chen Nan patted his chest and raised his head, "There's nothing else. I'm just so awesome!"
The two guys were full of excitement. Zhang Fei was almost drooling, "Why didn't I meet senior sister when I just came? Brother, quickly tell me, what's this senior sister's name? Do you have a photo? Take it out and let me see. "
Chen Nan smiled bitterly and helplessly: "Her name is Yi Xiaoyu, but we just met. There are no photos."
Although they took a photo together at that time, it was taken with Yi Xiaoyu's phone. Chen Nan did not have a photo with him.
"Yi Xiaoyu!"
The two guys looked at each other and exclaimed, "Isn't that the campus belle? Why is she looking for you? "
Chen Nan turned his head to look at the two of them and said, "You're asking me to eat!"
"Asking you out for a meal! Then why did you reject it? "
"Is there a problem?"
Zhang Fei shouted, "He even rejected the school belle's invitation. F * ck, God, please send down lightning to strike this pretentious prick!"
"Could it be that there are two Yi Xiaoyu in this school?" As Zhuge Liang spoke, he quickly tapped on the computer keyboard and entered the campus forum. He opened a post and said, "Brother, take a look. This is Yi Xiaoyu who is ranked third on the campus belle list. Is she the one you know?"
There was actually a ranking of campus beauties?
Chen Nan was really speechless. These students nowadays didn't study hard. Instead, they spent all their time messing around. What were they going to do after graduation?
Our motherland's future is worrying!
Chen Nan shook his head and sighed. In fact, he was also this kind of person.
He looked at the computer and saw that there was a picture of Yi Xiaoyu in the post. However, Chen Nan shook his head, "Who took this picture? The technique is really bad. The real person is much prettier than this."
"Prettier than the picture?" Zhang Fei's saliva was about to flow out.
Zhuge Liang pushed him away and said, "Look at you. You're drooling just by looking at a picture. You're simply insulting the name of General Zhang."
"F * ck, you're a pornographer. If you're not convinced, let's have a duel!"
"Let's have a duel. Who's afraid of who?"
Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Come on, arm wrestling. Let's see who's stronger. If you have the guts, let's have a duel!"
"Brute, what's the use of brute force? If you have the guts, let's have a duel of typing speed."
"… …"
Hearing these two guys shouting non-stop, Chen Nan smiled bitterly and said, "Military advisor, pig butcher. Both of you are the same kind of trash. There's no need to determine who's better, right?"
Zhang Fei's eyes widened and said, "F * ck, when did I become a pig butcher?"
Chen Nan shrugged and said calmly, "Before Zhang Fei and Liu Bei, wasn't Zhang Fei a pig butcher?"
Zhang Fei was speechless.
Chen Nan grabbed the mouse and searched the campus forum. He asked, "Did anyone mention a girl named Chu Wen Rou?"
"Chu Wen Rou?!"
The two of them jumped up and stood up abruptly.
Chen Nan nodded and said, "Yes, Chu Wen Rou. What's wrong?"
He just wanted to find some information about Chu Wen Rou to lay the foundation for flirting with her. He did not expect these two guys to have such a strong reaction.
"Why are you asking about her? According to the forum, this Chu Wen Rou's character is simply not a woman." Zhuge Liang said.
Chen Nan asked, "What did they say?"
"They said that she smokes, drinks, gambles, fights, is ignorant and incompetent. She often bullies boys. She is notorious in the school. Eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking are the five major evils. She has four of them. The only thing missing is her whoring. "
Chen Nan was speechless. This information is not useful for flirting with her at all.
He quickly asked, "Does anyone know her weakness? Or what kind of man she likes?"
The two of them turned their heads stiffly. "What do you want to do by asking these questions?"
Chen Nan's body shook. He looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle. His eyes were firm and showed endless perseverance. He said slowly, "Damn, I want to flirt with her."
Thump …
The two guys sat down on the stool and almost knelt down in fear.
After a while, Zhuge Liang stood up and said, "Brother, life is beautiful. Why do you have to take it so hard?"
"Who the f * ck is taking it so hard? Don't you think it is fun to flirt with such a woman?" Chen Nan searched the forum and found many posts about Chu Wen Rou.
But to his great disappointment — —
These posts were all from boys who had been bullied by Chu Wen Rou. They told everyone not to provoke Chu Wen Rou just because of her small size, let alone flirting with her. Otherwise, they would die miserably.
Zhang Fei sighed, "Brother, you also see that Chu Wen Rou is not easy to flirt with. Give up. Besides, your senior sister Yi Xiaoyu is more beautiful than Chu Wen Rou. Why don't you flirt with her? "
Chen Nan shook his head and said with deep eyes, "I only have one purpose in coming to Ninghai University. That is to flirt with Chu Wen Rou. I must flirt with her!"
The two guys were speechless.
After a long silence, they both raised their thumbs and said, "Brother, you are awesome. I really admire your courage."
Chen Nan was about to despise the two cowards who were afraid of women. But at this time, Su Qingqing called. Chen Nan quickly answered and asked, "Dear wife, do you miss me? Let's have dinner together."
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