These two perverts!
Chen Nan really wanted to scold them. As a modern youth, how could they watch porn without closing the door?
But then he thought about it. If they closed the door, he would not be able to see it.
Chen Nan sighed and said, "I am also from this dormitory. When I came in, I saw that you were so engrossed in watching it that I did not want to interrupt you. So, I watched it with you for a while."
Hearing Chen Nan's words, the two guys looked at each other.
After a while, the two guys stood up excitedly and held Chen Nan's hand and said, "Brother, you are really a soulmate!"
Chen Nan laughed and said, "My name is Chen Nan. I have two hobbies, picking up girls and drinking."
"Haha, brother, we are like-minded. But I have one more hobby than you." The burly guy rubbed his fist and said, "Fighting is actually one of life's greatest joys."
Fighting?
Chen Nan smiled bitterly. He did not even have the nerve to say that he killed people.
Zhuge Liang stared at the burly guy and pushed him aside and said, "You introduced him for a long time but you did not even mention his name. Do you have any common sense?" Then he looked at Chen Nan and said, "This guy is called Zhang Fei. I usually call him Blockhead. He is a rough guy and cannot be compared to us refined people."
Zhang Fei?
Chen Nan was instantly confused.
What is wrong with this dormitory? Zhuge Liang is one thing and now Zhang Fei is also here. Is the other one Guan Yu or Liu Bei?
Hearing Zhuge Liang's words, Zhang Fei rolled his eyes. Then, he stuck out his butt and knocked Zhuge Liang to the side. He scolded, "You filthy thing. Don't be so cocky here. Be careful that I don't report you to the Internet Police Detachment."
"Writing pornographic novels?"
Chen Nan looked at Zhuge Liang with some doubts.
Zhuge Liang lifted his foot and kicked Zhang Fei's ass and scolded, "Just now I was talking about this blockhead and forgot to introduce myself. I am Zhuge Liang, from Nanyang City. I have three hobbies, picking up girls, drinking, writing novels and … "
Before Zhuge Liang could finish his words, Zhang Fei, who was at the side, shouted, "I say, military advisor. Stop pretending. Can the thing you wrote be called a novel? Even if it's called a novel, it has to have the word 'yellow' in front of it. "
Zhuge Liang suddenly jumped up and cursed, "F * ck! What I wrote was love, not lust!"
"Love? Love your sister. What you wrote was love in bed. "
"F * ck, I've never written a sex scene!"
"In short, you're just a f * cking pornographer."
"F * ck!"
"It's useless even if you f * ck me. Even if you f * ck me, it's written in pornographic books."
"…"
Looking at the two of them who were arguing endlessly, Chen Nan finally understood one thing. Zhuge Liang's hobby was to write novels, while Zhang Fei said that he wrote pornographic novels.
"Brother, what's the title of your book? I'll go take a look first and then come back to judge for you, "Chen Nan said.
Zhuge Liang puffed out his chest and said, "The school belle's bodyguard!"
Hearing these few words, Chen Nan suddenly raised his eyebrows and said in surprise, "Your pen name is Dugu Shishui?"
"Uh …"
Zhuge Liang scratched his head, "You … How did you know?"
"F * ck!"
Chen Nan cursed.
He had read this book and had been reading it for a long time. The speed of the update was so slow!
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Zhuge Liang looked at Chen Nan in confusion.
"I've read that book of yours," Chen Nan said.
Hearing this, Zhuge Liang suddenly became excited and quickly asked, "Then you quickly reviewed it for me, right?"
Chen Nan lit a cigarette and took a deep puff and said angrily, "F * ck you! That book is not yellow, but can't you update faster? I'm getting impatient!"
Zhuge Liang suddenly lost his confidence, "Cough, cough. It's not my fault. I'm born slow and can't afford to be hurt by this …"
Chen Nan threw a cigarette at him, "F * ck you! You're so lazy and you still want to act cool!"
Zhuge Liang lit the cigarette and took a puff. He grabbed the mouse and said, "Okay, okay, okay. From tonight onwards, I'll update faster. As for now, let's watch a movie first."
Chen Nan puffed out the cigarette and threw the cigarette box on the table, "Good guy, Matsushima Kaze."
Zhang Fei said gloomily, "Don't. Why do you have to watch Matsushima Kaze? She's all censored. There's nothing to see."
Chen Nan sighed and said in disappointment, "Do you only know how to stare at the bottom when watching movies? What's there to see? You don't even know how to appreciate art. Why do you care if she censored it? Look at her chest, face, waist, legs. Also, listen to her moans. It's so 'ecstatic'! "
Zhang Fei said, "Bro, we're watching porn, not a fashion show. You're just looking at her face? Is it interesting? "
"F * ck, cut the crap. Let's watch Matsushima Kaze. I'll treat you guys to a drink this afternoon." Chen Nan said.
Zhang Fei slammed the table and shouted excitedly, "You should've said so earlier. Brother, I've been waiting for you to say that."
Chen Nan gave him the middle finger.
The player was turned on and Zhuge Liang also came over.
The three of them sat side by side in front of the desk and stared at the screen with six eyes.
A woman's scream was heard. The movie started with the main theme. But at this critical moment — —
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, the originally unlocked dormitory door was kicked open by someone.
"Thump, thump, thump …"
A series of footsteps were heard. A total of twelve boys rushed in from outside. They all looked unfriendly. One of them had a bloody nose and a swollen face.
Zhang Fei stood up when he saw the twelve boys rushing in. He glared at the guy with a bloody nose and a swollen face and scolded, "F * ck you. Was the lesson not enough? You even got a bunch of thugs. "
At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also stood up and walked to Zhang Fei's side.
"Is there a conflict?" Chen Nan looked at Zhang Fei and asked.
Zhang Fei looked at the twelve boys in front of him and pointed at the guy with a bloody nose and a swollen face. He said, "I just beat this bastard downstairs. This has nothing to do with you. Don't get involved. "
Chen Nan reached out and patted him on the shoulder. He smiled and said, "Do you think I'm a coward?"
Zhang Fei turned his head and looked at Chen Nan's eyes. He then nodded and reached out his hand.
At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also reached out their hands. The three of them shook hands.
Chen Nan smiled and said, "Good friends should watch movies together, drink wine together, fight together, and pick up girls … I'll pick them up alone."
"F * ck! Despicable! "
At the same time, the twelve boys' faces turned green. Their eyes were about to spit fire.
As the saying goes, there's strength in numbers.
But now, so many of them had come knocking on their door, yet these three reckless fellows actually acted as if no one was present and didn't take them seriously at all. How could they not be furious? How could they not be furious!?
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