"It's none of your business whether I'm angry or not. It's none of your business!"
Princess Dongfang returned an eye for an eye. She corrected Chen Nan's previous words and threw them back at him.
Chen Nan covered her hand and said, "Of course it's my business. You're my beloved concubine. How can I make you angry?"
Princess Dongfang glared at him and said, "Love my ass. Concubine my ass. If you talk nonsense again, I'll tear your mouth off!"
"Okay, okay, okay. As long as you don't get angry, you can tear my mouth off. As long as you're willing to tear it, I absolutely have no objection." Chen Nan stepped forward and stared at her. He said seriously, "I apologize to you solemnly. Don't be angry, okay?"
Princess Dongfang snorted and said, "It's just a fake certificate between us. I'm not anyone to you. You don't have to apologize."
"Crazy woman, don't push your luck!" Chen Nan stared at her and said, "I have to apologize today. Don't be angry if you have the guts."
Princess Dongfang turned her head and said, "I don't have the guts. I just want to be angry. Humph!"
Chen Nan said angrily, "Damn it. If you get angry again, you're not a woman!"
"I'm not a woman. I'm a psycho!" Princess Dongfang looked at him and said, "You said that before."
Chen Nan felt like he was going to collapse. "Sister, what do you want?"
"I don't want anything. If you're impatient, you can leave."
Princess Dongfang looked like she didn't care about him. In fact, she hoped that Chen Nan would say a few more good words to make her feel better.
If he said something wrong, he would have to pay for it sooner or later!
Chen Nan deeply understood the meaning of these words. He also knew in his heart that the anger in Dongfang Yunfei's heart had already disappeared. He helplessly said, "I'm not impatient. How can I be impatient? Tell me, what do you want me to do to make you no longer angry?"
Princess Dongfang's eyes lit up. She pointed at his nose and said, "No matter what condition I put forward, you will agree?"
"Of course, I promise," Chen Nan said.
"Alright!"
Princess Dongfang stood up and stepped on the mattress. She pointed to the ground and said, "Then kneel down and apologize to me."
Chen Nan's eyes bulged and he said indignantly, "I'm a man with dignity. I'd rather die than be humiliated!"
Princess Dongfang said, "Then kneel down on one knee."
"You want me to propose?"
Chen Nan stared at her and came to a sudden realization. "I know. You're worried that your parents will urge you to hold another wedding in the future, so you're forcing me to propose to you?"
Dongfang Yunfei rolled her eyes and snappily said, "I told you to apologize. Who wants a bastard like you to propose?"
"But kneeling on one knee is a proposal!"
"Then why didn't you propose to Xiaoxiao yesterday?" Princess Dongfang pointed at his nose and said, "You promised me just now that you would agree to any condition. If you don't kneel down today, you're a villain who doesn't keep his word. You're not a man!"
Chen Nan grabbed his belt and said angrily, "Do you want me to take it off and show you whether I'm a man or not?"
Princess Dongfang pointed to the ground and said, "Don't be a hooligan. Kneel down!"
Chen Nan held his head high and said righteously, "A man has gold under his knees. I'd rather die standing than live kneeling."
"Go to hell!"
Dongfang Yunfei kicked him and said with disdain: "Yesterday, when you apologized to Xiaoxiao, weren't you still so humble? How come I don't see you have this kind of pride and integrity?"
"What do you know? I felt that I had let her down, so I spoke my mind." Chen Nan glanced at her and said, "As for you, I only said a few words. Do you have to make such a big deal out of nothing?"
Princess Dongfang snorted and said, "Even if I don't want you to kneel, I can't let you go so easily!"
Chen Nan glanced at the bed and said, "Do you still want me to sleep with you? Okay, no problem. I'll promise you anything. "
"Shameless!" Princess Dongfang jumped off the bed and pushed him to the door. "Go, go, go, I'm hungry. Go make me breakfast. I'll sleep for a while. Call me when you're done."
Chen Nan was pushed out of the room.
"This evildoer is really like a little brat."
Chen Nan shook his head and walked to the kitchen. When he reached the living room, he saw the Black-haired Pheasant pecking at ginseng on the coffee table. He jumped over and said, "You stupid chicken, what did you say to Qingqing?"
The Black-haired Pheasant dodged and said disdainfully, "Idiot."
"How dare you scold me."
"Scold your ass. You're an idiot." The Black-haired Pheasant said disdainfully, "You still can't tell that Dongfang chick likes you. If you're not an idiot, then what are you?"
Chen Nan didn't take its words seriously and walked directly to the kitchen. "What does an idiot like you know? If she likes me, she won't go against me."
"She's just trying to attract your attention."
Chen Nan said disapprovingly, "Bullsh * t. Nonsense."
The black-feathered chicken sneered and pointed at Chen Nan with his wings in disdain. He said, "I saw it clearly just now. Why did she scold you as soon as you came in? Do you really think that chick is meddling in other people's business? She was jealous and wanted to vent her anger by scolding you. Forget it. With your low IQ, you won't understand even if I explain it to you. "
"This …"
Chen Nan opened his mouth but didn't know what to say.
Although he felt that Princess Dongfang had no reason to like him, the Black-haired Pheasant's words were not completely unreasonable!
Seeing that Chen Nan didn't say anything, the Black-haired Pheasant said smugly, "You don't have anything to say, right? Treat her better in the future. Don't lose your temper for no reason. Once or twice, she can forgive you. But if it happens too many times, her heart will be broken and she won't be able to recover. If you don't listen to me, you'll be at a disadvantage. "
Seeing that the pheasant was getting more and more excited, Chen Nan said, "You're talking so much. How come I've never seen you get a hen in your hundreds of years of life? You can't become a Casanova just by talking. If you don't have anything to say, go back to your chicken coop."
The Black-haired Pheasant was so angry that it screeched and crowed at the sky.
Chen Nan ignored it and walked into the kitchen.
However, the Black-haired Pheasant didn't stop squawking. In the end, it woke up the five beauties in the house, especially Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian. They rushed into the living room in their pajamas and scolded the Black-haired Pheasant for not only having no sense of civility, but also being wicked and black-hearted.
Su Yixuan and Princess Dongfang also scolded it harshly. The pheasant was so ashamed that it finally shut up and didn't say anything.
They thought that the matter was over, but at this moment, the quiet little fox Shi 'er did something unexpected. She secretly attacked the Black-haired Pheasant from behind and slapped it to the ground. Then, she stomped on it a few times and said, "I'll let you squawk, I'll let you squawk. If you don't let us sleep well, I'll stomp on you until you scream."
When Chen Nan saw this scene from the kitchen, she was dumbfounded.
The reserved and virtuous Shi 'er had been led astray by the two scourges, Su Qingqing and Princess Dongfang …
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