Chen Nan looked at the Black-haired Pheasant on his shoulder and said, "Stupid chicken, why don't you carry us back?"
"In your dreams!"
The Black-haired Pheasant screamed and quickly flew away.
It ignored the strange looks of the bystanders and flapped its wings to fly in front of Chen Nan. It pointed its claws at his nose and scolded, "You black-hearted brat, Grandpa Chicken is already half dead from carrying you here, and you actually want Grandpa Chicken to carry you two back? Do you really think Grandpa Chicken is your mount, damn it!"
The guests who had begun to disperse were also attracted by the talking chicken.
Didn't they say that parrots could only repeat what humans said? How could this black and ugly mutant parrot have such a high IQ? It could even scold people.
Feeling the strange looks from the people around it, the Black-haired Pheasant scolded again.
"F * ck, what are you looking at? What's there to look at? I've never seen such a handsome chicken. If anyone looks at it again, I'll peck you lowly human beings to death."
The people around it were speechless.
It was just a chicken, and yet it was so arrogant. They couldn't even look at it.
"I want to see what's wrong with you. Peck me if you dare!" Suddenly, a young man joked.
In the end, as soon as he finished speaking, the black-feathered chicken's figure flashed and pounced forward to peck his nose. It was so painful that the fellow covered his nose and cried out loudly, almost crying for his parents.
Chen Nan ignored this clown and quickly left with Li Xiao.
When the Black-haired Pheasant saw that Chen Nan had left, it didn't stay any longer. Its feathers stood on end and it scolded everyone present. Finally, it flapped its wings and ran away.
"This is the first time I've been looked down upon by a chicken."
"Damn, it only said a few words. You should be content. My nose was pecked by it. It's swollen!"
"F * ck, this stupid chicken ran away so fast. Otherwise, I would have killed it."
"…"
At the same time, Chen Nan and Li Xiao went to say goodbye to Li Lin and the other relatives and left alone.
Walking by the roadside, Li Xiao said, "Let's go eat. I'm a bit hungry."
Chen Nan nodded and pointed at her wedding dress. He smiled and said, "You have to change first. Otherwise, if you go to other restaurants like this, the waiters won't have to work."
"What do you mean?"
Chen Nan smiled and said, "If you go to a restaurant, the waiters will only stare at you. How will they have the mood to work?"
"You're so glib."
Li Xiao rolled her eyes at him and asked, "By the way, I checked online. There are no flights to Nanshan City this morning. How did you get here?"
Chen Nan grabbed her waist and reached out to pinch her ribs on the side of her chest. "Good for you. You were sure that I wouldn't dare to come over, so you called me, right?"
"It's! Stop scratching, it, it! itch! "
Li smiled smiled and begs's's's's's's's's. She's's's's't's... "stop 'stop's't's..... I just want to test whether you have me in your heart. If you don't come, I'll marry Li Jinsong. If you come, as long as you say you'll take me with you, I'll definitely go with you. "
Chen Nan said gloomily, "Then why didn't you want to in the beginning …"
"You don't care about me. You only regret when you're about to lose me. I'm angry." Li Xiao hugged his arm and said, "If I don't let you repent and let you know that happiness is hard to come by, you won't cherish me in the future."
"Nonsense. Who said I won't cherish you? You're my life now. I'll kill whoever dares to touch you."
Li Xiao glared at him and said coquettishly, "You make it sound so nice. Didn't you let me go so easily? If you had asked me to stay, even if it was just a word, I wouldn't have left you!"
"I was too stupid at that time. I hurt your heart."
Chen Nan looked into her eyes, raised his hand and said seriously, "I swear, even if you cut my head off, I won't let you go."
"I can't bear to cut your head off."
Li Xiao smiled sweetly and asked, "By the way, you haven't answered my question. How did you get here?"
Chen Nan glanced at the Black-haired Pheasant on his shoulder and said, "This guy carried me here."
"Who are you lying to?" Li Xiao rolled her eyes and pointed at the Black-haired Pheasant. "How big is it? How can it carry you?"
Hearing this, the Black-haired Pheasant was unhappy.
It looked up to the sky and screamed a few times, flapping its wings and shouting, "You look down on chickens so much. I'll show you how big your grandfather chicken is."
The Black-haired Pheasant shouted and landed on the ground, ready to transform into its true form.
Chen Nan quickly grabbed it and threw it on his shoulder. "Don't mess around on the road. Do you want to scare the passersby to death?"
"If they're scared to death, then so be it. They're not my kind. It's none of my business."
Chen Nan was too lazy to talk nonsense with it. He pulled Li Xiao into a clothing store, changed his clothes, and found a nearby western restaurant to eat.
After ordering, Chen Nan shook the red wine glass in his hand and said, "Come, to celebrate my success in kidnapping the bride. Cheers!"
"Look at you, you're so proud."
Li Xiao clinked glasses with him and said jokingly, "Do you think I'm blind? How did I fall for you?"
"That's called good taste. I'm a limited edition good man. There's only one of me in the world."
Li Xiao curled her lips and said disdainfully, "I don't see what's so good about you. Not only are you younger than me, but you're also a student. You have no money and no house. What's worse is that you're such a playboy. Tell me, what do I like about you?"
Chen Nan smiled proudly. "You like my good looks."
"With your looks, how can you be considered handsome?" Li Xiao said.
"Of course!" Chen Nan nodded confidently and said, "I'm just handsome in a euphemistic way. I'm not as beautiful as you are. You'll slowly realize how handsome I am in the future."
Li Xiao was speechless for a while. "You can just say that you're ugly."
"Handsome is handsome, ugly is ugly. There's a fundamental difference." Chen Nan said seriously, "You can't look down on people who are handsome in a euphemistic way just because you're beautiful. Your mentality is very wrong. You should be severely criticized."
"…"
After dinner, the two went to the airport.
Around five o 'clock in the afternoon, the two people and the pheasant arrived in Ningjiang City.
Chen Nan said a few words to the Black-haired Pheasant and asked it to go back first. He and Li Xiao went to a nearby hotel.
After entering the room, Li Xiao looked at him and asked, "You're not going back tonight?"
Chen Nan shook his head. "I'm going to accompany you."
Li Xiao smiled charmingly. Her soft hands fell on Chen Nan's chest and gradually slid down. Finally, she unbuckled his belt and reached inside. She tiptoed and gently bit Chen Nan's lips. "It's not the first time. Be more direct."
(Got a headache from the cold wind. It's an old problem. Updated at around one o 'clock tomorrow.)
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