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Chapter 2331

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"Isn't it just a painting? What's impossible? "

Chen Nan said indifferently. He didn't feel that he had hurt her self-confidence at all. He looked up and said with a smile, "Little girl, now you know how powerful your cousin is, right?"

Su Qingqing looked at him gloomily with a bitter face. "I can't figure it out. Is there anything in the world that you don't know?

"Of course there is!" Chen Nan grinned. "For example, I don't know how to give birth. That's a woman's specialty."

"Oh my god, let's strike him with lightning!"

Su Qingqing said weakly and fell on the desk.

She always thought that she was very smart. No matter what it was, she could learn it as soon as she learned it. But now, compared with Chen Nan, she found that she was a fool. It was really annoying to compare with others.

"Don't be so depressed. You are still better than me in some aspects." Chen Nan patted her on the back and said with a smile.

Su Qingqing rolled her eyes. "My English is only a little better than yours."

"No, no, no. Didn't I just say that you women can give birth? In this aspect, we men can never catch up with you." Chen Nan comforted her, but Su Qingqing was angry when she heard it. She pinched Chen Nan's arm and pulled it up.

"Give birth to your head, give birth to your head, give birth to your head!"

Chen Nan looked at her innocently. "You little girl, I didn't say anything wrong. Don't you want to get married and have children in the future?"

"I …"

Su Qingqing was speechless. This fool, why did he always say such strange things?

"Silence means acquiescence. That's right." Chen Nan patted her on the back and said, "Getting married and having children is something that every girl has to experience. Why are you shy? Don't you think so? "

Su Qingqing was speechless for a long time. She rolled her eyes. "I don't want to get married. Marriage is the grave of youth!"

Chen Nan scratched his head and said in surprise, "Don't want to get married? Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life? "

"Bah!"

Su Qingqing really wanted to spit on his face. No matter what the words were, as long as it came out of this idiot's mouth, it would all have a different flavor.

"You weren't happy when I said you were going to get married in the future. You weren't happy when I said you were going to spend the rest of your life alone." Chen Nan slapped his forehead and said, "Sigh, why are you girls so complicated?"

"Shut up."

Su Qingqing pinched him angrily and said angrily, "Hurry up and draw your painting, or I'll pinch you, pinch you hard, and strangle you to death."

Hearing this, Chen Nan felt a sense of déjà vu. He could not help muttering in his heart, "Damn girl, behave yourself. Otherwise, I'll f * ck you, f * ck you hard, f * ck you to death …"

Involuntarily, a dirty picture appeared in Chen Nan's mind.

Su Qingqing was stripped naked by him, pressed hard on the bed, and f * cked hard. Rows of teeth marks were left on her chest by him. Her face was full of tears, and she trembled as she begged him, "Brother Nan, please forgive me. I won't dare to pinch you again in the future. Boohoo …"

"Your eyes are wandering, and your face is full of dirty smiles. Tell me honestly, what are you thinking?" Su Qingqing's questioning voice interrupted his wretched thoughts.

Chen Nan trembled and suddenly came back to his senses.

What was I thinking?

I was thinking of pressing you on the bed and f * cking you until you screamed and begged for mercy!

Chen Nan dared to think in his heart, but he did not dare to say it out loud. If he said it out loud, this damn girl would definitely explode. "No … nothing. I'm such a pure person. How can I have dirty thoughts? Don't you think so?"

"Hmph, stuttering and stuttering. You're obviously lying!"

"I'm innocent. I'm absolutely innocent!" Chen Nan patted his chest and said, "I can touch my conscience and say that I'm not lying."

"Tsk!"

Su Qingqing stared at him and curled her lips. "Who are you lying to? You're touching the stomach, not the heart. "

Chen Nan was speechless. "Okay, okay, okay. You read your book. I'll continue to draw."

Seeing Chen Nan holding the pencil and continuing to draw, Su Qingqing rolled her eyes and came over with a mischievous look. "Hehe, you seem to be drawing a person, right? Who is it? "

"It's not you."

Of course, Su Qingqing knew that it was not her. After all, this painting was for Han Yuting, Keke. Chen Nan's tone made her very unhappy. She said angrily, "Stupid egg, are you deliberately making me angry?"

Chen Nan nodded. "Yes, how did you know?"

"You!"

Su Qingqing pulled her hair and looked like she was going crazy. "Believe it or not, I'll strangle you to death. Strangle you to death!"

"Of course I believe you. After all, you're a crayfish. Pinching people is your specialty."

Chen Nan said as he drew. His expression was calm and indifferent. Su Qingqing was very angry. She gritted her teeth and glared at him. She said angrily, "Hmph, I'm angry!"

Chen Nan ignored her and continued to draw.

Su Qingqing stamped her feet and said gloomily, "Stupid egg, I'm really angry!"

"Well, be angry. Be angry as much as you want. Just don't die of anger."

Chen Nan said with a smile. Su Qingqing was so angry that she bared her fangs and brandished her claws. She snatched the pencil from him. "Hmph, apologize!"

"Teacher Lan is here!"

Chen Nan suddenly pointed to the door. Su Qingqing quickly looked up, but the moment she looked up, Chen Nan directly snatched the pencil back. "Hey, little girl, you're still too inexperienced to fight with your cousin."

Su Qingqing rolled her eyes and stared at him angrily. "You're a big liar!"

"Hey, you can't say that. Sun Tzu's Art of War says that the way of war is to use tricks. Take them by surprise and attack them when they're unprepared. Only then can you win a hundred battles!" Chen Nan said with a smile. "This is called strategy, not liar, understand?"

"Understand your dead head. Hmph, liar, liar, liar!"

Looking at the angry Su Qingqing, her eyes were wide open. She was really a real cute girl.

Chen Nan couldn't help but pinch her pretty face. "Are you really angry?"

"Hmph, I'm ignoring you!"

Su Qingqing tilted her head and ignored him.

"Well, without your harassment, I can calm down and draw." Chen Nan said heartlessly, picked up the pencil and continued to draw.

Su Qingqing felt that this guy was just talking. He would definitely take the initiative to talk to her later.

So, she didn't say a word and waited quietly.

However, she waited for a full two minutes, but Chen Nan didn't respond at all. Finally, she couldn't wait any longer. She turned around and stared at Chen Nan. "Stupid idiot, you have no conscience. I'm angry and you don't even comfort me."

"You said you were going to ignore me!"

Chen Nan put down the pencil with a smile and sighed. "So you need to be comforted. You should've said so earlier, my good cousin. Don't be angry, your cousin will comfort you."

"… …"

Su Qingqing was completely speechless.

Did she need to ask him to comfort her? Besides, even if he wanted to comfort her, who would comfort her like this? What an idiot!

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