"Princess Dongfang's man?"
Wang Zhikai was stunned and thought, "I've never heard of her having a man before!"
Staring at Chen Nan, Wang Zhikai laughed and said, "Little brother, you look like you're in your early twenties, right? Don't joke with me. "
"Little brother? Little brother, your ass! " Chen Nan cursed and reached for his crotch without caring about his image. "Is your thing bigger than mine?"
Wang Zhikai was almost choked to death by his words.
Looking at the thing in Chen Nan's hand, he had to admit that it was indeed big, even though it was separated by his pants.
"But even if it's big, do you have to show off like this?"
Wang Zhikai even suspected that this guy might be mentally ill.
His face gradually became ugly. He looked at Chen Nan and said disdainfully, "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm destined to be the king who will conquer the six countries." Chen Nan took a puff of his cigarette and said with his head held high, "Under my leadership, the cavalry of the Great Qin Dynasty will flatten the cities of the six countries and conquer a large territory for me."
Qin Shihuang?
Wang Zhikai couldn't wrap his head around it. "What nonsense are you talking about? Are you crazy?"
"Yes, I'm crazy!" Chen Nan let go of Princess Dongfang's hand and rubbed his fist. He stared at Wang Zhikai and said, "As far as I know, no matter what kind of outrageous things a mental patient does, he doesn't need to be punished by the law, right?"
"You … What do you want to do?"
Wang Zhikai's face changed and he took a few steps back vigilantly.
"Of course I want to beat you up!"
Chen Nan yelled and pounced on Wang Zhikai like a mad dog.
Princess Dongfang was speechless. This guy was really crazy. She hurriedly shouted, "Chen Nan, come back. Don't be rough!"
However, Chen Nan ignored her and pounced on Wang Zhikai with a ferocious face.
"Save … Save me!"
Wang Zhikai was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He had never seen such a scene before. He quickly turned around and ran. He wanted to jump over the guardrail on the sidewalk, but he overestimated his jumping ability. His body hung on the guardrail with a "squeak" sound.
"Save me, Imperial Concubine Yun, save me, don't let him come over!"
Wang Zhikai was hanging upside down on the railing. He was afraid that Chen Nan would rush up and beat him up. While he was shouting, he kept waving his hands. Finally, with a "plop" sound, he fell to the ground. His face was covered in dirt, and he looked battered and exhausted.
"Bro, I was just joking with you. You don't have to be so scared, do you?" Chen Nan said with a smile, unlike his previous fierce look.
Wang Zhikai got up and patted the dust off his body. He pointed at Chen Nan and said, "You … You're threatening me!"
"Who threatened you?"
Chen Nan glanced at him and said disdainfully, "With your guts, you want to flirt with my beloved concubine? Even if you managed to get her, would you dare to have sex with her? She's very fierce in bed … "
"Shut up!"
Princess Dongfang roared and rushed over. Chen Nan's series of psychotic behavior made her almost collapse.
Wang Zhikai's face turned green and red. If he still couldn't tell that Chen Nan was deliberately messing with him, then he was really a fool.
When he thought of Chen Nan's words just now, his heart broke.
The * * * in her dream had actually slept with this' lunatic 'in front of her!
"Wang Zhikai, Chen Nan is right. I've been his woman for a long time, and my heart will never change. So, I hope you'll respect yourself in the future." Princess Dongfang coldly threw down a sentence, then quickly pulled Chen Nan away.
This guy pretended to be crazy and pretended to be her man. At least he helped her solve a problem.
Looking at the backs of the two people, Wang Zhikai gritted his teeth.
"Chen Nan, I won't let you off!" Viciously muttering to himself, Wang Zhikai took out his mobile phone and dialed a number. "Hello, investigate a person for me …"
In front of him, Princess Dongfang glanced at Chen Nan and said proudly, "Why did you react so violently when you saw Wang Zhikai chasing after me? You're not jealous, are you? "
"You're my beloved concubine. How can I let others take you away?"
Princess Dongfang rolled her eyes. "Can't you be more serious? Why do you hate him? "
"No matter what, I'm the man who held your hand. That bastard ignored my existence from the beginning. I don't like him."
Princess Dongfang was a little speechless. "You beat him up because you don't like him?"
"I didn't beat him up. He fell down by himself."
"If you hadn't gone crazy, how could he have fallen down?" Princess Dongfang looked at him helplessly and said, "You said you could conquer the six countries. I really thought you were crazy at that time!"
Chen Nan raised his eyebrows. "Do you think I'm not as good as Qin Shihuang?"
"…"
Princess Dongfang patted her forehead and quickened her pace. This guy's words were getting more and more ridiculous. If he kept talking, she would go crazy.
…
Next, the two of them found the number of the certificate on a telephone pole.
After taking the photos and completing the fake certificate, it was already past nine o 'clock in the evening.
When the two of them returned home, the three beauties were watching TV in the hall. The room was still filled with the aroma of food. Obviously, they had already eaten. The food should have been sent by the hotel. After all, the three of them didn't know how to cook.
"The food is still left for you. It shouldn't be cold yet. Hurry up and eat!" Su Qingqing said.
"I'm sweating all over. It's so uncomfortable. I'm going to take a shower first." Princess Dongfang said and looked at Chen Nan domineeringly. "You're not allowed to eat either. Wait until I take a shower and then we'll eat together. Otherwise, you'll definitely eat all the dishes with a black conscience."
Chen Nan was speechless for a long time. Was his character so bad?
"Okay, I'm going to take a shower too."
"That's right. You're really my good husband!" Princess Dongfang shook the fake marriage certificate in her hand and said with a laugh.
Su Qingqing curled her lips. "Siren Concubine, you're shameless!"
Dongfang Yunfei raised her middle finger and strode inside without even turning her head.
After entering the room, Princess Dongfang was about to close the door, but Chen Nan followed her in. "My dear, we're husband and wife. Let's take a shower together."
Princess Dongfang stared at him and pointed outside. "Get out!"
"Alas, women don't burn bridges after crossing them!"
Chen Nan sighed and turned to walk out.
Looking at Chen Nan's back, Princess Dongfang smiled bitterly and shook her head. Her expression was a little complicated.
At this moment, Chen Nan suddenly turned around and looked at Princess Dongfang affectionately. "My dear, can you promise me one thing?"
Princess Dongfang was slightly stunned. "What's the matter?"
Chen Nan, who was full of affectionate feelings, suddenly grinned. His eyes rolled and swept over Princess Dongfang's body a hundred and eight times. Then he said with a smile, "My dear, before I go out, can you pick a striptease for me to see?"
Hearing this, Princess Dongfang's puzzled face suddenly showed an extremely charming smile.
"Okay!"
She licked her thin lips with her pink tongue and looked at Chen Nan with a charming face. Her eyes were blurred, and she slowly twisted her waist and reached for her denim shorts.
Her small hand gently placed on her lower abdomen, unbuttoned the denim shorts, and then slowly pulled down the zipper.
One inch … two inches …
As the zipper was pulled down, Chen Nan saw a piece of black fabric inside. It seemed to be … a thong …
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