What awaited Huang Youliang next wasn't the tripartite trial in prison, but the Old Devil's domestic punishment.
Because the Mahjong Squad had already joined the Atonement Class, their final verdict would be delayed.
The Old Devil, the Master of Immortal Mansion and Evil Sword God had been living in prison for some time, and felt like it was their home.
Everyone inside was talented, and they spoke very well.
Their daily job now was to raise crops in the prison and help General Bai secretly deal with some wanted criminals. All of this could earn them merit points, and when the final verdict came, they would consider reducing their sentences based on the merit points they had accumulated.
There was a saying that it was impossible to work for others, but the three of them had committed too grave a sin, and might have to atone for it in prison for the rest of their lives.
But the Old Devil was an optimist and had a strong ability to adjust his mentality. The prison provided him with food and water, so he could live here for the rest of his life. He just wanted General Yi to fulfill his original promise to activate the wheel of time and find his girlfriend's reincarnation.
This would take time.
They were all government agencies, and they knew how to stamp a seal, just like that sloth in Zootopia.
Thus, it would take a long time for the process to be approved. The Old Devil himself even needed to be patient, and couldn't be rushed.
Generally speaking, life in Songhai First Prison could be considered comfortable.
They worked in the fields at sunrise and rested at sunset.
Even if their meridians were blocked, they could still occasionally receive missions from General Bai to deal with a few extremely vicious criminals.
They had just been on a mission a few days ago.
The target was a rainy night sex fiend who liked to expose his hairy legs and wear a red raincoat on rainy days. This person moved extremely quickly, and with the weather as a cover, a lot of girls fell victim to him, and before they could react, they were already pregnant …
When the Mahjong Squad found this rainy night sex fiend, the three of them surrounded him.
"You … Didn't you already …" The arrested pervert was stupefied, and had never expected this situation at all.
But that was a few days ago …
The Old Devil and the others had seen a lot of this kind of people when they came into contact with the dark forces, and catching them would only dirty their hands.
But they had no other choice; the road to atonement was long and obstructive.
…
On this day, the Old Devil and Cheng Yu were studying makeup techniques in the special prison cell. Without eyeshadow, Evil Sword God was a weakling on missions, so they had to improve their skills.
This request was approved by Warden Liang.
Warden Liang gave them a sack of cosmetics, which contained all sorts of things.
"So many?" Untying the sack, the Old Devil was dazed.
"They're all detained by the airport. I asked one of my colleagues at the airport for them," Warden Liang said calmly.
Prisoners were also human beings, and naturally needed some entertainment to pass the time. In addition to playing Fight the Landlord and mahjong in prison, the old devil and the others were also developing other forms of entertainment for themselves. A good prison three-woman drama was quietly unfolding.
However, the Mahjong Team consisted of three men, and it was their first time putting on makeup …
"How do I use it?" Cheng Yu asked.
The Old Devil picked out some cosmetics. He had never put on makeup before, but based on his impression of the cosmetics in his ex-girlfriend's makeup bag, he could vaguely tell that they were lipstick, BB cream, eye cream and the like.
As he was picking things out, it suddenly occurred to him that of the three people in the Mahjong Team, he was the only one who had had a girlfriend …
"Let's try it first. This is lipstick, put it on him first."
"Aren't we practicing eyeshadow?"
"It's just for fun anyway, just do whatever you want."
After some discussion, the two of them started to fiddle around with Evil Sword God's face.
Without eyeshadow, Evil Sword God looked like a bullied little wife, and let them do whatever they wanted.
A few minutes later, Evil Sword God, who had already put on lipstick, a wig, eyeshadow and blush, officially made his appearance.
"I think it's okay," Cheng Yu commented.
"Mm, at this level, he's already infinitely close to Sister Charming Lips." The Old Devil nodded.
But very quickly, the two of them frowned when they realized that the eyeshadow didn't have any effect. Evil Sword God's personality didn't change because of their makeup.
"Did I put it on wrong?" Cheng Yu's head hurt.
"Everything is difficult at the beginning. Let's do it bit by bit."
The Old Devil pinched Evil Sword God's face. "Old Evil is pretty cute like this, don't you think?"
"E …" Cheng Yu stared at Evil Sword God's face carefully.
"Old Cheng, just admit it. Do you like Old Evil? I can hear your heartbeat. "The Old Devil smiled treacherously.
"Heartbeat???" The Master of Immortal Mansion was a little bewildered.
Indeed, there was a very strong heartbeat in the air, but it definitely wasn't his.
Whose heartbeat was it?
Just as they were feeling puzzled, the door to the special prison cell was opened. A prison guard escorted Huang Youliang in and shoved him into the cell.
"Yo, another newcomer!" The Old Devil was overjoyed, but when he saw this person's face, his old face instantly darkened.
At that moment, Huang Youliang was so scared that his legs turned to jelly when he saw the Old Devil and the others. He couldn't even stand steadily, and he kept shrinking back. "Don't … don't come over!"
The Old Devil …
The Master of Immortal Mansion … and Evil Sword God!
He was sure that his eyes weren't playing tricks on him!
What was even more horrifying was that these three people were actually in the same cell …
Huang Youliang's heart raced, and he was so nervous that he almost suffocated.
He now deeply regretted the random comments he had made online.
Unfortunately, there was no medicine for regret in this world …
"So you're the one … who said that my venerable self is a teddy in heat?"
The Old Devil's indifferent voice melted into the air. It wasn't loud, but it made people shudder.
However, before the interrogation was over, Huang Youliang had already fainted and foamed at the mouth.
Cheng Yu: "Should I wake him up?"
The Old Devil waved his hand. "It's fine. There were a lot of people who were sent to us today, and they're all people who posted inappropriate comments online. You can call them keyboard warriors, or water army. "
As soon as he said this, it seemed that more people had arrived outside the door …
These were all keyboard warriors who Jingke had caught by following the Internet cable, and were now lined up outside the special prison cell in handcuffs.
Even Cheng Yu was shocked by the commotion. "So many people?"
These people were crying together, tears streaming down their faces as they trembled in fear.
There were already twenty-six of them in front of them, and the number was still increasing.
It was the first time that the prison had become so lively.
But the number of people was a little too much … In less than fifteen minutes, there was already a long line at the door of the special prison cell, and the number of people had soared to more than a hundred …
Cheng Yu was deeply shaken. "So this is an online water army …"
The Old Devil snorted and opened the cell door. As he stepped out, all the keyboard warriors knelt down and begged for mercy. "We will reflect on this deeply, and obey the Governor's orders!"
(Tianjin)
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