The Russian expert spoke passionately, clearly very confident in the entire plan. He showed off his blueprints in front of the video conference room. There were hundreds of them, containing all kinds of plans, formulas, and implementation theories after simulation experiments. It was clear that the Russian expert had been planning this plan for a long time and only needed an opportunity to implement it.
For many years, the various countries had actually been discussing the topic of an extraterrestrial cultural invasion.
What they had to face was nothing more than a collision between different civilizations. Whether it was friendly diplomatic relations or rude invasions, there would be sparks from friction.
So how to use existing means to control the sparks and not let them explode, preventing what was originally a cultural exchange from becoming a nuclear bomb that would bring about a global disaster — this was the problem that the various research institutes had been studying all this time.
And it was very clear that the plan proposed by the Russian expert was an extremely large project.
"Why are we building toilets?" someone asked.
"As everyone knows, our Earth is currently in a state of scarcity of spirit energy. Before we find an all-purpose energy source that can replace spirit energy, my plan is a sustainable development plan that can continue as long as humans exist."
The Russian expert said, "We want to build a total of two billion Soul Formation toilets that meet the ergonomics of Soul Formation cultivators. Although there aren't that many Soul Formation cultivators in the world, limiting the number of toilets to Soul Formation cultivators is also a consideration for the future. A toilet that even Soul Formation cultivators can't break, so cultivators below the Soul Formation stage naturally can't do anything about it. "
"So, Mr. Y'lisabet's first step is to build a toilet park and build two billion toilets that meet the Soul Formation standard? What exactly is this plan for? "
"Of course it's to prevent extraterrestrials from invading and pushing Earth out of the solar system!"
After Professor Y'lisabet said this, the entire video conference room fell into a long silence.
It was as if they couldn't believe their ears, but they were indeed shocked by this crazy and imaginative idea of the Russian expert.
"Push out of the solar system? How so? "After everyone was stunned for a long time, someone finally asked the key question.
The Russian expert analyzed with a straight face. "Everyone's imagination is really too poor! You should have had an idea in your heads after hearing about the toilet park idea! I said before that Earth is currently lacking in spirit energy. If we use compressed spirit energy as a propulsion force, it's not enough to push Earth out of the solar system.
"Previously, I saw someone on the bullet screen asking if it's possible to get Perfected Immortals to work together to push Earth away. This method doesn't work! It's true that a fight between Perfected Immortals can destroy Earth, but to push Earth out of the solar system, even the power of a Perfected Immortal can't shake it. "
At this point, the Russian expert opened a picture.
This was a blueprint for a huge propulsion system. Not only was Professor Elizabeth's drawing very detailed, but even the specific parameters were marked very accurately.
"This blueprint is my initial concept." Professor Y'lisabet said, "My initial idea is to have all the cultivators in the Core Formation Stage and above unite to go to the toilet in the park, using their own dirty air as the driving force. Oh, by the way, filthy air has another name, which is fart! "
Everyone: "…"
"The device that everyone is looking at can decompose and condense their foul gas in a short period of time and extract effective combustible substances. As we all know, the farts of cultivators are different from those of ordinary people. I wonder if everyone has tested their own farts. In addition to some harmful substances, our farts can also be recycled as an energy source. "
"…"
"The farts of ordinary people are composed of nitrogen 59%, hydrogen 21%, carbon dioxide 9%, methane 7%, oxygen 3%, and other 1%. But the farts of us cultivators, on top of the above, also contain an extremely low amount of Yin spirit energy. This Yin spirit energy is the waste gas produced when we exercise. The higher the realm of a cultivator, the more it contains … "
"…"
"So as long as the concentration is high enough, we can use the Yin spirit energy discharged from our bodies and methane as the energy source for the propulsion system. Finally, we can ignite Earth! We can charge out of the solar system! We can find a new sun and start a brand new life! "
"…"
"Oh, by the way, the implementation of this plan may take a very long time. Perhaps it will require our descendants to complete it together. But this plan is truly a plan for all the people! Moreover, this plan will also help promote the global sweet potato economy. For a very long time in the future, the sales of sweet potatoes will reach a peak! This humble one is untalented, but I've even thought of the slogan! Eating sweet potatoes together, the whole family is awesome! The Wandering Earth plan … you deserve it! "
"…"
When the Russian expert said this, all the experts from various countries in the video conference were stupefied by this appalling statement … They were so frightened that they even dropped the pens in their hands …
Wang Ming silently turned off the monitor and deeply doubted his own life …
…
…
It was Friday, September 1st, the nineteenth day of the summer break.
Super Chen, Dopey Guo and Little Peanut, the No. 60 Middle School team who had visited the Office of Strategic Deception's Internet cafe earlier, were extremely excited.
Super Chen and the others had made contributions in successfully confronting Divine Dao Star's Star Lord this time, and Guo Ping had said in the game that they would receive a reward from the Office of Strategic Deception's Internet cafe after the game was over.
Since they had said it, they naturally had to put on a good show.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal wasn't a stingy person. He directly ordered three identical virtual game pods online and had them delivered to the three families early in the morning.
Their parents were stupefied … They had no idea at all when their sons had contacted the Office of Strategic Deception. Furthermore, the head of their sect had even specifically ordered the latest virtual game pods on the market to be delivered to their homes. These were top-of-the-line virtual game pods, which cost several million each!
As the Chen family's parents expressed their thanks, they asked the staff member who had come to install them in a very low voice, "Will … will this affect your studies?"
"Don't worry, the machines were custom-made by our sect head. Before the college entrance examination is over, there's a daily time limit. Also, there's a game called Fengxian Prefecture, which requires you to clear levels every day, otherwise you won't be able to play other games. Of course, if they find it annoying, they can wait until the fire burns the lock, the dog licks the noodles, and the chicken pecks the rice … only then can they continue playing. "
The Chen family's parents: "…"
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