Father Wang had just applied the medicine. Although the hemorrhoids were completely healed, the cool sensation left behind by the special medicine was as stimulating as Wang Zhaojun's repeated blows between his thighs.
This cool feeling would last for a very long time. After the intense stinging pain from the medicine was over, there would be a persistent numbness that spread throughout the lower half of Father Wang's body, so he wouldn't be able to move for a while.
"Women are the most vicious!" Lying on the sofa, Father Wang wailed in despair in his heart … When he thought about how he would no longer be able to sit on the toilet and ponder over the plot for a long time in the future, Father Wang despaired and couldn't help roaring — the toilet was every creator's mental food, er … source of mental energy!
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This was also Loopy Toad's first time seeing Father Wang's hemorrhoids flare up, and it was quite frightened.
There were times when Loopy Toad actually didn't quite understand why some stubborn people were so fixated on their so-called "dignity." It was just hemorrhoids. Loopy Toad felt that if it had one, it would definitely stick its butt over and let Wang Ling touch it without a second thought.
What was wrong with touching its butt? It wasn't like it would lose a piece of flesh!
This was a rare daily anecdote, and Loopy Toad felt that this question was worth thinking about.
So, in the end, Loopy Toad decided to write about this in its "Human Observation Diary," with the title — If you have hemorrhoids and your butt is touched, would you rather be touched, or preserve your integrity?
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This was an order from Mother Wang herself, and Wang Ling naturally didn't dare disobey. There were three toilets in the Wang family's small villa, so there were three toilet bowls in total. Wang Ling's bedroom had its own bathroom, which was where that enlightened Lord Ma was … and the ones Mother Wang wanted to replace were the two outside.
Wang Ling had just texted Wang Ming when Wang Ming replied almost instantly, "Oh? Miss me again? "
Wang Ling did his best to resist the urge to crush his wristwatch, and truthfully explained what Mother Wang had told him just now.
After learning the whole story, Wang Ming was delighted, and he grinned widely in front of the screen, baffling the other people in the research institute. Only President Qi, with one hand in his pocket and the other holding the large cup of water that old cadres used, watched this scene calmly, as if he had already seen through everything long ago.
Wang Ming's reply came very quickly. "What? Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids acted up again? Last time, I told him to sit less and exercise more. It's not good to squat on the toilet all the time. It's easy to cause bacterial infections. Don't worry, I'll take care of this. I'll arrange for someone to come and assemble it tomorrow! "
Wang Ming had already prepared this birthday present beforehand, so it was just a matter of sending it in advance.
However, there was another awkward situation. That was, he had to prepare a new gift on his birthday.
Wang Ming also expressed his opinion on Father Wang's hemorrhoids incident.
Very quickly, Wang Ling received another message from Wang Ming. "Actually, it's Uncle Wang's fault. Who told him to have an unstable schedule? Once your endocrine system is out of balance, it doesn't matter how many nutritionists you eat. "
Wang Ling stared at the message in a daze, thinking that it was rare for his idiot brother to be serious for once … he was wondering if he should reply seriously as well.
Wang Ming's next message came in: "Isn't it just being touched by my son, just a touch … If I get hemorrhoids, you can do whatever you want …"
The corner of Wang Ling's mouth twitched. "…" He just knew that this guy wouldn't be so serious!
On the other side, Wang Ming could almost imagine the expression on Wang Ling's face when he saw this message.
Wang Ming felt that apart from doing scientific research and inventing, he had to find all the fun in his life from Wang Ling. Wang Ming privately thought that teasing Wang Ling was a very interesting thing! Most people wouldn't be able to do it!
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Wang Ling had just finished texting Wang Ming, but the chat group wasn't idle. Looking at the messages that had popped up on the screen, he was suddenly surprised to find that he had actually been pulled into a group chat called "Gossip Conference Room."
Furthermore, this group chat had just been set up, and it just so happened that the creator was Lightning Dharmaraja … At that moment, more and more people were being pulled from Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's chat group next door into this temporary group chat which Dharmaraja had created himself.
Wang Ling swept his gaze over the group members and found that most of them were there … except for Little Silver and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal!
Hm … this was already quite obvious …
Gossip Conference Room
Lightning Dharmaraja: "Everyone! I want to expose! I want to expose! I have gossip, I can't hold it in any longer! "
Cailian Zhenren sent a few sweat-wiping emojis. "Dharmaraja … please calm down … speak slowly … do you remember when you were too excited and caused the godly thunder inheritance to leak out and cause a large-scale power outage in the area …"
Immortal Toya was blank. "There was such a thing?"
Cailian Zhenren: "Yes! Later, Dharmaraja pretended to be a warm-hearted citizen and personally went to repair it … he was even awarded a silk banner later. "
In front of the screen, everyone couldn't help sucking in a cold breath when they saw what Cailian Zhenren had just said. … What kind of trick was this?!
Lightning Dharmaraja: "Zhenren, don't interrupt me, I'm talking about serious business … why are you exposing me? What I'm going to say today is much more explosive. "
Mr Toya had been preparing to refine elixirs with a pile of materials ready. He was a little unhappy at being interrupted just as he was about to start the furnace. "I say, Dharmaraja, why haven't I seen you so gossipy before?"
Lightning Dharmaraja: "You don't know how explosive this matter is! Let me tell you, Senior Immortal is probably already married in secret! "
Cailian Zhenren: "Nani???"
Immortal Toya: "What the hell???"
Fang Xing: "???"
Wang Ling: "…"
Cailian Zhenren took a deep breath and tried to remain calm. "Didn't Senior Immortal give us something? How do you know he's married?"
"Ring! I saw Senior Immortal wearing a ring! " Without saying anything else, Dharmaraja directly took a photo of the Soul Suppression Ring and sent it to the group chat. "See? Senior Immortal is wearing this ring! Moreover, he even gave me an identical magical ring … Could it be that this still isn't enough to explain the problem? "
Fang Xing couldn't help laughing. "So Senior Immortal wanted to give us magic rings. But … isn't it a little too arbitrary for Dharmaraja to conclude that Senior Immortal is secretly married just based on a ring?"
Dharmaraja: "But the problem is that Senior Immortal is wearing the ring finger of his left hand!"
Wang Ling: "…"
Dharmaraja: "He gave each of us the same ring. It's obvious that this is a public display of affection! I think we need to organize a group and ask Senior Immortal face to face! "
The corner of Wang Ling's mouth twitched. "…" This was a big misunderstanding!
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