Wang Ling hadn't expected his gift to make Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal so happy. The problem was that while the young man in white had been pleasantly surprised when he had received the gift at the villa just now, he hadn't been so elated that he had to sing to express his emotions …
Wang Ling suddenly felt that he had unearthed one of Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's hidden attributes.
This was probably what people called being indifferent on the inside …
Wang Ling had always felt that he was the only one who had this problem.
But then again, he remembered that this "Take You On A Journey" was probably one of the more popular songs recently. A few days ago, he had seen Super Chen wearing headphones to play the single on loop after class. He even played the school radio broadcast during the lunch break every Thursday, making the whole campus feel like they were in love.
Apart from this song, there was another brainwashing song recently, and that was "We're Different."
But the problem was that he had never heard Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal sing before! So when they saw Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal sing, it wasn't just Wang Ling; everyone else in the group froze in front of their screens for three seconds.
Dharmaraja was blank for a moment, then directly typed in the group: "Senior Immortal, although I haven't listened to it yet, do you know … Fat Tiger?"
Everyone: "…"
Cailian Zhenren: "Dharmaraja … it's better if you listen to it, it's very rude of you."
Dharmaraja: "I'm just worried that Senior Immortal has developed some kind of musical weapon and wants us to experiment with it …"
For a moment, the group fell into a brief silence.
Because no one could figure out what on earth was wrong with Senior Immortal today, who was actually so happy that he couldn't help singing.
At that moment, it was Little Silver who took the lead in cheering him on. "Everyone, listen to it, Senior Immortal sings very well!"
Hm …
Appreciating the song, Wang Ling clicked on Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's acapella.
As a holy beast, Little Silver usually didn't listen to human music, but he still had the ability to appreciate it.
And as Little Silver had said, Wang Ling felt that Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal actually sang … very well!
Not only was every note in tune, his voice was also very distinctive; it was completely different from his normal speaking voice, and gave off a warm, male senior vibe!
Loopy Toad was also pleasantly surprised. "It seems that Senior Immortal has some skill!"
When he turned his head to look at the chat group again, there were already a lot of likes and cheers.
Cailian Zhenren was a little excited and gave him several thumbs up. "You sang really well, Zhenren! It's the first time I've heard a Perfected Sovereign sing, and he's even able to record it with his phone … He's really amazing! "
Immortal Toya couldn't help praising her. "Indeed, she sang very well."
At that moment, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had only just finished singing the main song, and then the chorus started to play …
Wang Ling suddenly felt that something wasn't right.
Cailian Zhenren: "Did you sing the wrong lyrics? Why are the lyrics of the chorus a little different from what I've heard before? Shouldn't the first sentence be 'I want to take you to romantic Turkey' …? "
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal finally replied, "I didn't sing it wrong, I changed the lyrics. I have a habit of changing my lyrics when I sing. "
Cailian Zhenren replied, "So that's how it is. But Immortal's words are quite rhyming. At least at first glance, it doesn't feel out of place."
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have a talent for writing lyrics! "
Roughly three seconds later, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal very confidently posted the lyrics he had changed …
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's Demonic Version of "Take You on a Trip": Lyrics of the chorus:
I want to take you to romantic Turkey …
Then we'll go to the holy land of cultivation together …
Actually, I prefer to stay at home …
Eat crispy noodle snacks to stave off hunger …
…
After reading the lyrics, the entire chat group fell into a dead silence.
Wang Ling sucked in a cold breath. "…" In order to make the lyrics rhyme … That was too crazy!
…
…
In the blink of an eye, it was already afternoon. After Wang Ling clicked on Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's song, he couldn't calm down for a long time …
At that moment, Wang Ling suddenly heard Father Wang's blood-curdling screams from the villa. They were so mournful that they sounded like the main characters in Detective Conan who had discovered the scene of a murder …
Loopy Toad abruptly raised its dog head. "What's going on?"
Wang Ling didn't need to look to know that it had to be Father Wang's old problem acting up again. He could tell from the intensity of Father Wang's blood-curdling screams what on earth had happened to him. This inhumane howl of pain … Wang Ling guessed that Father Wang's hemorrhoids were definitely acting up again.
This was a valuable experience that Wang Ling had accumulated over the years in the villa.
Hemorrhoids were Father Wang's old problem, and the main cause was a lack of exercise and sedentary behavior; it was completely caused by poor living habits.
First of all, Father Wang hardly ever went out, and spent all day sitting in an armchair in the study typing. Apart from that, the toilet bowl in the bathroom was second only to the armchair in the study as Father Wang's favorite place to visit. According to Mother Wang, if you added up all the time Father Wang spent sitting on the toilet bowl, it would be enough to make a person contemplate three lifetimes, and maybe even see peach blossoms ten li away …
The most important thing was that Father Wang's hemorrhoids had an extremely strong resistance to drugs! Ordinary medicine couldn't cure them! Every time they acted up, he would have to apply the special medicine that Immortal Toya had developed.
He had also seen the Medicine King Token before. It was a pile of powder that looked shiny and cold to the touch at his fingertips. Pouring it on the affected area for about thirty seconds would immediately cure it. But the price he had to pay was a heart-wrenching pain …
Of course, Wang Ling could actually cure a minor illness like this …
But Father Wang wouldn't let him treat it no matter what.
Father Wang felt very ashamed to have his own son treat his hemorrhoids! As the head of the family, if he couldn't even overcome a minor illness like this, how could he shoulder the heavy responsibility?! This was a man's dignity! — If you were a man, you would overcome hemorrhoids on your own!
This was a vow Father Wang had made in his heart after his first hemorrhoid attack back then …
After a full minute or so, Father Wang's screams continued to ring out …
This time, it seemed to be taking a little longer, so Wang Ling decided to take a look.
Generally speaking, the screams should have stopped in about thirty seconds.
…
…
Wang Ling had just come downstairs when Father Wang's screams stopped. He was lying on the sofa with his forehead beaded with sweat, looking as weak as a rich lady who had just given birth …
Mother Wang put away the medicine and couldn't help reprimanding him. "Your illness is caused by looking at your phone on the toilet. When you go to the toilet later, I'll cut off the internet!"
"No way! Even if it hurts to death! You can't cut off my internet! " Father Wang was excited. "Every morning when I sit on the toilet is when I open my smurf account and fight the trolls!"
"Alright then … cut off the internet. I have another way. "
Mother Wang couldn't help smiling. There was a hint of slyness in her smile, which startled Wang Ling and Loopy Toad. Then, Mother Wang turned to look at Wang Ling. "Ling Ling, you came just in time. Contact Little Ming later and have him deliver your father's birthday present in advance. "
Wang Ling: "…"
Father Wang: "What? Little Ming prepared a present for me? "
Mother Wang smiled. "That's right, Little Ming personally custom-made it for you!"
Father Wang: "Isn't it too early for my birthday … what's the hurry! By the way, what's this present? "
Mother Wang continued to smile. "An intelligent hemorrhoid prevention toilet."
Father Wang: "…"
Wang Ling: "…"
Mother Wang: "The longer you sit on the toilet, the hotter it gets. Little Ming said that even a Nascent Soul cultivator will have to stand up in less than five minutes. "
Father Wang: "…"
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