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Choking with sobs. Novel
He was electrocuted for a full minute.
Yang Haotian spat out a mouthful of black smoke. His face was dirty and he had an afro. His clothes were also emitting green smoke.
"You! You're cheating! "Yang Haotian cursed shamelessly. They were clearly fighting well, but he actually used such a despicable move.
Although Yang Haotian was cursing, he was still shocked. That bolt of lightning was terrifying. Fortunately, he was wearing Magic Resistance equipment today. Otherwise, he would have been seriously injured.
This Undead was probably going easy on them.
Death Mage did not want to waste any more time and immediately disappeared from where he was standing. I have played enough, I don't want to kill him.
Looking at Death Mage leaving just like that, Yang Haotian felt very uncomfortable, as if he was being teased by someone.
But for the red packet, it was worth it even if she was humiliated by a man.
Yang Haotian calmed himself down and did not run out of the palace. No matter what, he had to get the Red Envelope today.
If I don't take the Red Envelope, I would rather die!
It had to be said that Yang Haotian was indeed amazing. He dared to barge into such a terrifying place alone.
However, this group of people was also "leading the way". They were very curious about Ye Zizi's reaction. Of course, they were also very curious about how Yang Haotian had touched Ye Zizi's butt.
That scene should be very exciting.
As Yang Haotian continued forward, he suddenly saw two figures!
However, these two figures were a little strange.
Cough cough cough
Yang Haotian couldn't help but cough a few times. You guys are too hasty in doing this.
Beside the wall, a beautiful figure was kissing a man in a domineering manner. Yang Haotian, who was electrocuted inside and out, felt embarrassed.
These two people were naturally Dou Fushi and Soul Departing.
Drifting Soul was still as infatuated with Dou Fushi as always. After waiting for a long time, he still did not see Dou Fushi. Fortunately, they started kissing.
"Honey, honey, she's here."
"Don't mind him. Kiss me again."
"Aiya, it's so embarrassing to have an outsider here. I'll let you kiss me all you want when we get back."
"Alright then, hurry up."
"Got it, got it."
Drifting Soul released Dou Fushi and stood at the side to watch the battle, while Dou Fushi slowly walked towards Yang Haotian.
When he saw Yang Haotian's appearance, Dou Fushi was stunned for a moment before he started laughing.
The green and red brothers were already non-mainstream enough, but this person was simply a true non-mainstream. That afro was simply a symbol.
The corner of Yang Haotian's mouth twitched slightly. It was such a serious scene, but he was laughing so hard that he was convulsing. It was really infuriating.
"I'm sorry, your appearance is too shocking. It's like you've been electrocuted."
"Yes, I was electrocuted just now."
"Uh, I poked your sore spot."
"Cut the crap, let's get started!" Yang Haotian said in a deep voice. Today, he had to overcome all the obstacles and then take away the Red Envelope that belonged to him!
"Wait a minute, fighting is actually boring. Why don't we play something else?"
"What are we playing?" Yang Haotian asked curiously.
Dou Fushi took out a mysterious item and said with a smile, "Landlord."
Yang Haotian was shocked. They actually knew how to fight the landlord. How could it be? Could it be that they were from the same hometown?
"Do you dare to play?"
"Alright!"
"Wife, come here quickly. We need one more."
"Hubby, I'm coming!"
The three of them sat on the ground, and Floating Dou started shuffling the cards. He smiled and said, "The winner can use this to hit the opponent."
After saying that, Dou Fushi took out a hammer, on which were written:
But looking at the shape of the hammer, it looked like a balloon.
Yang Haotian thought to himself, you guys are too much of a joke. I'll play with you guys then.
Back in the day, I, Yang Haotian, was an expert in fighting the landlord.
After shuffling the cards, the three of them started playing.
However, Yang Haotian finally knew what fighting the landlord was. This was the shameless fighting the landlord.
Damn, how could it end like this in fighting the landlord? Three can beat two kings? Who are you kidding!
How dare you say it's 3 to 2?
There was actually no way to refute it.
"Haha, I won!" As the host, Drifting Soul clapped happily.
Yang Haotian said in a deep voice, "I will definitely win the next round!"
Drifting Soul held his breath and picked up the 100000 t black hammer at the side.
"Hubby!"
Dou Fushi pouted and Drifting Soul kissed him sweetly.
This was a good show of affection, Yang Haotian clenched his fists tightly. "Come on!"
Drifting Soul raised the hammer with a 'sinister' smile. "I'm coming, be careful!"
Yang Haotian said disdainfully, "If I make a sound, I'll be your grandson."
"Ah!!!" Just as he finished speaking, Yang Haotian couldn't help but make a sound and his whole body flew out.
If one looked down from the palace, they would see something playing through the wall.
"Wife, you're too ruthless." Dou Fushi shivered.
"Who told him to be so arrogant?" Drifting Soul snorted. Not even ah, I'll beat you until you scream.
Not long after, Yang Haotian walked over. His clothes were tattered like a few rags hanging on his body. There was blood at the corner of his mouth, but it wasn't a big deal. For a Dou Zun, this little injury was nothing.
But this was a psychological injury. Yang Haotian felt like dying.
"Grandson, you're back so soon. Let's continue." Drifting Soul said happily.
Yang Haotian felt embarrassed. He had just finished speaking and he was slapped in the face.
But this time, I, Yang Haotian, will not lose!
I've already figured out the rules!
Yang Haotian was still too young. When his Sky Explosion was destroyed by 119, his whole body seemed to be on the verge of collapse.
Is this f * cking Fight the Landlord!
Was this rule invented by you all!
No, this is a new type of Fight the Landlord that His Honor invented, ordinary people will not be able to understand it.
In short, in this type of Fight the Landlord, whoever is more powerful will have the final say.
"Husband."
Dou Fushi pouted his mouth helplessly, and then Drifting Soul kissed him.
Meanwhile, Yang Haotian who was at the side suddenly felt very envious of this man.
Seeing that the woman raised the hammer again, Yang Haotian hurriedly said, "Female comrade, be gentler."
"Alright."
This time, Drifting Soul picked up the hammer and slammed it down!
Bang!
Yang Haotian's entire body was smashed onto the ground, the scene was simply too horrible to look at.
Yang Haotian wanted to cry but had no tears. If only I could be smashed to death. The problem is, I have the body of a Dou Zun, how is it possible for me to be smashed to death?
I was actually humiliated by a woman, I'm so angry.
"Stop pretending and continue." Drifting Soul snorted. I am very clear that nothing will happen to Yang Haotian.
Yang Haotian immediately sat up, "Oh."
This' oh 'sound seemed so helpless. This is a kind of abandonment towards life. Since I am unable to resist, then I'll just accept it.
A trace of blood flowed out from Yang Haotian's nose, and Yang Haotian himself didn't know about it.
Dou Fushi pointed at his nose and told Yang Haotian that his nose is bleeding.
Yang Haotian rubbed his nose. This is so embarrassing.
In the next half an hour, Yang Haotian suffered from physical and mental devastation.
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