A strange sound rang out, and Yang Haotian smelled a foul smell. It was not a normal kind of pungent smell, and it even splattered onto his feet …
Damn it, it's a dog!
Yun Lang was indeed peeing, and after peeing, he even shook his body, and the expression on his face was really very comfortable.
After he was done, Yun Lang gradually walked away.
Yang Haotian let out a breath, this deodorant is really quite effective, just that my feet …
What kind of dog is this, why is the smell so strong, too pungent.
Just as Yang Haotian was preparing to move, he suddenly heard a conversation.
He immediately pulled his feet up again and endured the pungent smell.
"Little brother, big brother didn't treat you badly tonight, right? Did you drink to your heart's content, your mood is much better now, right?"
The people who came were precisely Lv Liang and Yi Hong. Recently, Yi Hong's mood was a bit down.
As for why he was down, it was because until now, he still hasn't gotten Zi Shan pregnant. Every time he saw Zi Shan's resentful gaze, Yi Hong would feel that he was sick, and that he needed to go to the male disease center to take a look.
"Burp ~ Big brother, do you think that there's something wrong with me?" Yi Hong asked drunkenly while holding onto Lv Liang.
Lv Liang consoled, "Little brother, just take it easy, which man doesn't have some sickness, I feel that I have prostate cancer."
Yang Haotian heard it, they actually know about prostate cancer, damn it! How is this possible?
"Big brother, I don't even dare to go back now, I feel that I have really let Zi Shan down, even if she wants a child, I can't give it to her." Yi Hong sighed helplessly, as a man, I can't even satisfy such a small request of a woman, I feel guilty in my heart.
Lv Liang patted on the shoulder of his little brother and said carefully, "Don't have such thoughts, maybe you are giving yourself too much pressure, causing the little tadpole to not be vigorous. Look at those two women at home, they are all letting nature take its course. Besides, it's not like you are the only one, look at Dou Fushi, isn't he still the same after so many years, there's also Uncle Wei and Lie Gu, none of them got pregnant."
"How can a man get pregnant, big brother, you must be mistaken."
"Aiya, I am talking about their wives, burp … I want to pee."
"Big brother, I want to pee too, why does it feel so pungent, Yun Lang definitely peed everywhere." Yi Hong muttered.
"Come, come, come, let's pee together, cover up Yun Lang's pungent smell."
Yang Haotian was speechless.
Do you guys have to be so perverted, competing with a dog …
Damn it, I still have the Red Envelope System. How could I end up like this? After being peed on by a dog, I was peed on by a human!
Can't you just pick the other side? Why are you fighting with a dog? How can there be such a person!
Listening to the approaching footsteps, Yang Haotian's face darkened. He could even imagine these two guys taking out their guns.
He shot a stream of golden liquid at himself. F * ck!
I, Yang Haotian, am the Red Envelope Emperor, and I've been peed on twice today!
This was simply a humiliation. He had been humiliated twice! Shameless!
God, do they have to draw circles when they pee? Are you guys painting?
"Big Brother, are my eyes playing tricks on me? The color of the wall seems to be fading." Yi Hong rubbed his eyes and felt that the red paint on the wall was a little blurry.
"Let me see, haha … seems like we drank too much." Lv Shu laughed drunkenly.
Yi Hong also grinned. The two of them peed for a full minute. Yang Haotian had endured the longest minute of his life.
In the future, I will never do such a thing again.
After peeing, the two brothers walked away while holding onto each other's shoulders.
After the two left, Yang Haotian immediately threw away the drawing paper in his hand. This is so disgusting. Other than human pee, there is also dog pee. With such a smell mixed together, it simply makes me want to vomit.
However, just as Yang Haotian was ridiculing, a voice suddenly rang out beside his ear.
"Little brother, I'll give you the money. You lose." Lv Shu laughed foolishly.
Yi Hong was helpless as he took out a few gold coins and said, "This is all I have, all of them are being controlled by Zi Shan."
"Forget it, forget it, who asked us to be brothers? Big brother will help you keep the rest of the money." Lv Shu took away all of the gold coins, not leaving a single one behind.
Yang Haotian just looked at the two of them. They actually discovered me? How is this possible?
At this time, Yun Lang also walked back. That arrogant gaze of his seemed to be saying, 'Little brat, you still want to trick me with such insignificant tricks? Look at my sharp gaze, that is the legend of hungry wolves, do you know what hungry wolves are? That kind of very hungry wolf, I reckon that you have never seen those fierce eyes of a hungry wolf before, right?'
Looking at the two people and one dog, Yang Haotian felt that he had been tricked, and a monstrous rage gathered within his mind.
I am the emperor!
As the owner of the red packet system, when have I ever suffered such humiliation before? This is simply humiliation!
"He seems to be very angry." Yi Hong said in a low voice.
Lv Shu nodded her head and said in a low voice, "If you were peed on twice, you would also be this angry."
"What you said seems to be very reasonable."
Yang Haotian did not retreat, instead, he advanced towards the green and red brothers. He discovered that the way they dressed up was very strange, why does it seem a bit like the non-mainstream? But when he took a closer look, it doesn't seem that way anymore. Just like that green hair, why does he look like a clown? It is that clown from Batman, the very handsome one, and his hairstyle is exactly the same.
As for that red hair … I won't comment anymore.
But right now! I, Yang Haotian, am going to seek justice for myself. This is the dignity of a man, therefore, I have to get back my face!
Today, I will let them experience the power of me, the red packet emperor!
I will let you all know what is called high-end operation.
Plop.
Yang Haotian directly kneeled down and shouted out, "Big brother, please spare me!"
Lv Shu, "… …"
Yi Hong, "… …"
Even Er Ha had a stupefied look on his face.
Just a moment ago, the two of them were so imposing, and it was as if they were going to start a fight at any moment of disagreement. But in the end, the moment they walked over, the two of them actually kneeled down.
I have never seen such an operation before. The green and red brothers were simply flabbergasted, flabbergasted from head to toe.
"Big brother, what do we do?" Just a moment ago, Yi Hong was prepared to fight, but in the end, this fellow directly kneeled down.
Even Lv Shu was a bit unable to withstand it. This kneel was simply world-shaking. The atmosphere just a moment ago was so heavy, and it was as if both of them were going to perish together. But in the end, after this kneel, the atmosphere that was created instantly disappeared.
What is this? Can you not be more careful, can you not operate it like this, it is full of tricks.
"Big brother, I didn't sneak in on purpose, I really have an urgent matter to attend to. You all have to believe me, I also have no other choice." Yang Haotian began to plead painfully. After observing, he discovered that none of the people here could be provoked, and fighting with them was completely the same as seeking death.
In the new year, I wish everyone to become rich, lose weight, and have a lot of girlfriends.
(End of this chapter)
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