Holy sh * t!
Hearing Buttface's rhyming freestyle, Xu Que was shocked.
He even knew about department stores. Where did this guy learn it from?
He looked down and saw that Buttface was holding a tape recorder in his hand.
"No wonder!" Xu Que suddenly understood. Apparently, Buttface had found these songs in the tape recorder. Buttface had improvised them on the spot and learned them on the spot.
At this time, Buttface had angered the group of cultivators. Several cultivators were about to kill him with a single blow!
Buttface was so scared that his hair stood on end. He jumped up from the ground and was ready to run away.
However, at this moment, his eyes suddenly stared at Xu Que. At this moment, his expression had a kind of horrifying deja vu. It was a living emoticon.
Then he shouted, "Holy sh * t, kid, why are you still watching the show? Come and help me! Hey, hey, hey, what do you want? Don't come over. This deity is warning you, you'd better not come over. See that guy? He's this deity's little brother. He's very powerful. He can kill ten people with one punch! "
"Holy sh * t, you can even recognize me?" Xu Que was shocked. He and Jiang Hongyan had both disguised themselves. He didn't expect Buttface to recognize them at a glance.
This dog's eyes were really not simple!
"Aren't you spouting nonsense? Do you think that this deity won't be able to find you if you hide? It's no use. An outstanding man like you, no matter where you hide, is like a firefly in the night, so bright, so dazzling! F * ck, okay? Come and help this deity! "Buttface was jumping up and down, trying hard to rush to Xu Que's side. However, he was always intercepted!
"Yo, not bad!" Xu Que was overjoyed. It was rare to hear Buttface flattering him. Sure enough, the ancients were right. A cornered dog would not only jump over the wall but also speak its mind!
"Not bad, my ass! This deity is about to die!" Buttface shouted.
"Then do you have freestyle?" Xu Que wasn't in a hurry. He stood still and asked while rubbing his chin.
Buttface was furious and roared, "YO! YO！ Xu Que, you're such a hottie. How can you just stand there and watch? Come and help me kill these people. This is not a game! "
Puff!
Xu Que suddenly laughed out loud. Buttface actually had talent in this aspect. It was simply amazing!
"Hongyan, what do you think of this part?" Xu Que looked at Jiang Hongyan and asked with a smile.
Jiang Hongyan was stunned for a moment. She shook her head and smiled. "I don't really understand these things!"
"It's okay. Just say what you feel!" Xu Que laughed.
"… I think it's okay!" Jiang Hongyan thought for a while and said thoughtfully.
"Well, I don't think it's okay!" Xu Que shook his head.
Buttface was enraged and shouted angrily, "This is not fair!"
"That's enough, that's enough!" Xu Que laughed. Then his body shook and he suddenly turned into a shadow and dashed forward.
His speed was as fast as lightning. He passed through the group of cultivators and appeared in front of Buttface in an instant.
At once, the cultivators were startled and their faces were filled with astonishment.
“YO！ YO！ Buttface, Buttface, come with me! "Xu Que patted Buttface's head and started to sing impromptu.
Buttface wore a complacent look as he followed Xu Que and sang loudly with his duck-like voice, "If you say you want to go, we'll go! You have it, I have it, we have it all! "
The cultivators at the scene were instantly dumbfounded. Their faces were filled with confusion, thinking that they had encountered two idiots.
Seeing that Xu Que was about to leave with Buttface, they immediately came to their senses and shouted angrily, "Stop!"
"My fellow cultivator, what do you mean?" They caught up with Xu Que and asked.
"You don't look familiar. You must be new here, right? Let me give you a piece of advice. Don't be a busybody in this place, or you'll have to bear the consequences! "
As he spoke, one of them held the hilt of his sword tightly and stared at Xu Que coldly.
Xu Que smiled and shook his head, "The Exploding Heavens Faction has never been afraid of trouble!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly slapped his palm forward.
Boom!
A majestic force swept forward in an instant.
The cultivators at the Form Synthesis Stage didn't have time to react. They flew out as if they had been hit in the chest by a huge mountain. They coughed up blood and fell heavily on several big trees behind them.
Crack! Several big trees were smashed down immediately!
The cultivators lost all color in their faces and were filled with shock.
How could he be so powerful?
He is at the Form Synthesis Stage. How could he be so powerful?
"Let's forget about this today. Do the Exploding Heavens Faction a favor, and you will feel lucky!" Xu Que said calmly. Then he left slowly with Buttface and Jiang Hongyan, leaving an enigmatic figure to the onlookers.
None of the cultivators dared to stop them. They were so scared that their blood froze. They took the initiative to make way for them.
In addition to the strength of Xu Que, they were more afraid of Jiang Hongyan. After all, she was at the Crossing Calamity Stage, the top of the food chain in the Road of Heavenly Ascension!
At last, Xu Que and his teammates walked down the Road of Heavenly Ascension. There were fewer and fewer cultivators on the Road of Heavenly Ascension.
Some of them had gone deeper into the Road of Heavenly Ascension. Some of them were still wandering at the entrances. Some of them had closed their eyes forever and turned into corpses on the Road of Heavenly Ascension.
This was a common sight in the World of Cultivators.
Xu Que walked slowly until he couldn't see anyone on the road anymore. Whoosh! He grabbed the collar around Buttface's neck and scolded, "Buttface, I asked you to take them to the Mystery Land of the South Continent. What are you doing here?"
Buttface was stunned a bit. Then he scolded, "Damn! Little brat, how dare you say that? I've taken them there a long time ago. But do you know how boring it is in the Mystery Land? Especially Duan Jiude's master. She's a crazy woman. She plays songs every day in the Mystery Land and sings' Love of a Lifetime '. I'll go crazy if I don't get out of there! "
After saying that, Buttface paused for a moment, and a gloating expression appeared on his face. He said with a smile, "That's right, that old guy Duan Jiude is in big trouble. Originally, he wanted to escape with Your Holiness, but Your Holiness kicked him back halfway. Then he was caught by his Master, who threw him into the Mystery Land's forbidden area. This time, he will have to shed at least two layers of his skin before he can come out alive!"
"Hah, hah, are you serious?" Hearing that, Xu Que was amused, and his face was full of gloating.
This was really good news to everyone's satisfaction!
"Well done, Buttface! Come on, give him a high five! "
"Come on!"
Slap!
"Oh yes, Buttface, where did you kick him? Did you hit a vital part? "
"Of course! I've been planning that kick for a few months! You didn't see it, but that old guy Duan Jiude almost cried … "
…
Jiang Hongyan, who was standing at the side, was speechless.
Just a second ago, the two of them were angry at each other, and the next second, they were laughing together. She did not know whether to laugh or cry!
Seeing that they were talking about something else, Jiang Hongyan could not stand it anymore. She smiled and shook her head. "Alright, stop chatting!"
"Yes! My Lord! "Buttface immediately stood up straight and looked at Jiang Hongyan with respect.
Xu Que's mouth twitched. This lackey was still blindly thinking of sucking up to the Prime Minister's position?
"Buttface, can you tell me in detail how you came to this place?" Jiang Hongyan asked with a smile.
"Of course, Your Majesty! Actually, it's a long story. I have to start from the time I was born … "Buttface said proudly. He was about to tell the Holy Senior about his glorious history and leave a good impression on the Holy Senior.
However, before he could finish, a loud slap was heard. Xu Que had slapped his forehead.
"Ouch! What are you doing? "
"I'm not doing it! I'm not doing it! I'll slap you to death if you keep talking nonsense! Tell me, how did you come in? "
"I walked in! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Don't hit me! I'll tell you! Actually, three months ago, I went to the East Wilderness … "
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