"What?"
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan looked at each other with the same expression on their faces — surprise!
Very surprise!
The shouts in the distance were about dogs, dog pee, and wolf!
Weren't these characteristics referring to Buttface?
In this world, apart from Buttface, there was no other dog that looked like a dog but called itself a wolf and dared to pee on other people's heads.
But something was not right!
This was the Road of Heavenly Ascension, and Buttface was in the Four Great Continents. How could he have come here?
"Are they talking about Buttface?" Jiang Hongyan asked in surprise as she looked at Xu Que.
Even she thought of Buttface, which made Xu Que even more sure that it was Buttface.
"Let's go and have a look!" Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan followed the sound immediately.
Soon, on an ancient road, Xu Que saw a group of cultivators at the Form Synthesis Stage running forward quickly.
Some of them had wet heads, which gave off a pungent smell. Their faces were full of anger.
However, as far as the eye could see, they could only see a group of cultivators running around. Buttface was nowhere to be seen.
"My fellow cultivator, what happened? I heard that you were chasing a dog! "Xu Que stopped one of the young cultivators who had not been drenched in urine and asked kindly.
The young cultivator was not in the mood to chase the dog, so he stopped and said helplessly, "We were resting under that tree just now. Unexpectedly, a dog came out of nowhere and stood on the tree, peed, and shouted that it was going to become a Celestial Being. My fellow cultivators were drenched in urine, and they were so angry!"
"What? How could there be such a shameless dog in this world? My fellow cultivator, please tell me what the dog looks like and what special characteristics it has. I will definitely help you! "Xu Que patted his chest and said with a righteous expression.
Stunned, the young cultivator shook his head and said, "It looks weird and wretched, and it does look like a wolf. However, it runs like a dog and is very fast!"
"What are its characteristics? For example, it calls itself 'This Deity' when it speaks? "Xu Que asked.
The young cultivator was surprised, "How … did you know that?"
"I guessed it. OK, you can continue to chase the dog!" Xu Que smiled and left, holding Jiang Hongyan's hand.
Apparently, he was now 100 percent sure that this group of people was chasing Buttface!
Usually, Xu Que wouldn't care about Buttface. Anyway, Buttface couldn't be killed. According to his horrifying physique, even a cultivator at the peak of the Great Vehicle Stage couldn't hurt him.
However, the situation was different now. If Buttface could come from the Four Great Continents, it meant there were entrances to the Road of Heavenly Ascension in the Four Great Continents. In other words, they could go back to the Four Great Continents by following Buttface's path!
Therefore, they had to find Buttface first!
"The Road of Heavenly Ascension is very vast, and there are many unknown areas. Buttface appeared here just now. Now, he might have run to a faraway place. I'm afraid it will be very difficult for us to find him!" Jiang Hongyan said in a low voice.
She knew something about the Road of Heavenly Ascension. She felt the possibility of finding Buttface here was very slim.
Xu Que smiled and said, "Don't worry, with Buttface's character, he will seek revenge for the smallest grievance. Don't be fooled by his cowardly appearance, he is very vengeful. I'm sure he won't run far, and he will definitely find a chance to come back and take revenge on these people!"
"OK, let's wait for him here!" Jiang Hongyan nodded her head.
"OK, we have to wait, but we can't do nothing! Looking for a person … no, looking for a dog, we have to announce it to the public! "Xu Que smiled and waved his hand. Then, he took out a huge megaphone from his crotch!
After a while, he put the megaphone on the roadside. At the same time, he plugged in several speakers and set up a Diffusion Array according to the position of the spell.
Then, with a click, Xu Que pressed the switch. All the speakers started to vibrate, and Xu Que's passionate voice was heard!
"Guys, do you have freestyle?
YO！ YO！ There is a dog named Buttface who pretends to be a wolf cub every day. However, he is really a lackey. Every time he opens his mouth, he says' This Deity '. I will diss his words. Whoever sees him, please slap his tongue off! Yeah, yeah, my name is' I'm Cool '. I will never repeat what I say. I hope everyone can give me monthly votes so that I can update and consolidate. Remember to use more shower gel when you shower. Due to time constraints, I have to stop here! "
In an instant, Xu Que's impromptu rap was instantly passed through all the speakers and the power of the Diffusion Array. It suddenly resounded throughout the surrounding area and spread out in an infinite loop.
Countless cultivators around were stunned and looked at Xu Que in astonishment. Then, their heads could not help but follow the rhythm and start nodding up and down.
Further away, a few cultivators who were walking were also a little confused by the sudden freestyle. Then, their heads started to shake. Some of the cultivators who were more active even swung their hands on the spot and walked along with the rhythm.
Further away, in a patch of withered grass, a dog suddenly sprang up from underneath. Its two lantern-sized eyes were opened wide as it looked around.
"Damn, why does this sound so much like that kid? F * ck, how dare he scold This Deity! F * ck, why does it sound so exciting! F * ck, YO! YO！ YO！”
It shouted while shaking its head. At the same time, it touched its belly and took out the recorder that Xu Que had given it years ago. Then, it began to search for similar songs!
Then, it started to listen to the song while running in the direction where the sound came from.
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At this time, Xu Que returned to Jiang Hongyan with satisfaction. He said with a smile, "Little girl, what do you think of my freestyle? Is it cool? "
Jiang Hongyan couldn't help laughing. She said angrily, "Why do you know all kinds of weird things?"
"I learned it in my hometown!" Xu Que said with a smile.
"Hometown?" Jiang Hongyan was surprised. She had heard from Xu Que that his hometown was not in the Five Elements Mountain, but in a faraway place. However, she didn't know where it was exactly.
Xu Que smiled. Then, he looked at Jiang Hongyan affectionately and said, "One day, I will take you to visit my hometown. Then, we will hold a grand wedding. Everyone will come to witness our great wedding and let the whole world bless us!"
"Okay!" Jiang Hongyan smiled. Even though she had disguised herself with an ordinary face, her smile was enough to stun all the ladies and cause the downfall of a nation.
They looked at each other. Then, Xu Que moved forward slowly. He wanted to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity to kiss Jiang Hongyan again!
"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, come here! We saw that dog!" Suddenly, someone shouted from not far away.
Following that, a group of cultivators suddenly rushed over.
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan came to themselves. After looking at each other, they rushed forward tacitly without saying anything.
After a while, they finally saw that familiar dog!
Without a doubt, it was Buttface!
At this time, he was blocked by several cultivators. He was standing on his hind legs like a human and waving his front legs. He was also freestyling. "Yo! YO！ You scoundrels! How dare you block my way! Are you courting death? YO！ YO！ Come here if you have the guts! I will kill you with one slap! "
"Hmph! What are you doing? Stop pretending! Since you have come to me, don't think about running away! "
"Stay here and watch your mouth. When my Senior Brother comes back, he will skin you alive!" The cultivators stared at Buttface coldly.
Buttface acted as if he was obsessed with freestyle. He continued to wave his two front legs and said arrogantly, "Your Holiness wants to have a dirty mouth. I want to scold you. Bite me if you have the guts! YO！ YO！ F * ck you! You are like a ball! I will kick you into the department store! The department store! I will buy balloons! I will buy your mother's head! "
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