"Did you drug him? But how did you do it? "someone asked doubtfully.
In the face of the puzzled gazes of the crowd, Xu Que blinked his eyes and took out a bag of powder. "Welcome to the Exploding Heavens Faction's recommendation for today. This time, the recommended product is the best croton powder produced by the Exploding Heavens Faction. It's delicate and smooth and can be absorbed through breathing. It's made from the long-lost Spring and Autumn Croton of the Celestial Cloud Continent! It's a must-have for clearing the bowels. Whether it's for your opponent before a battle or for yourself, it's the best choice! "
Everyone was stunned, and then their faces were full of black lines.
Are you crazy?
Why are you promoting the product without any reason?
Do you think this is the Celestial Cloud Continent?
And it can be absorbed through breathing. This isn't croton powder at all, but some strange virus!
Hearing Xu Que's words, everyone took a step back tacitly.
There was a Celestial Prime who had been poisoned for no reason, and now he couldn't stand up straight. They didn't want to follow in his footsteps.
"Don't worry, everyone. It's just a demonstration. You're all potential customers of the Exploding Heavens Faction. How could we drug you casually?" Xu Que said with a smile.
Everyone couldn't help but shiver.
You won't do it to us?
You must be lying to a fool!
Don't you think about who extorted the Spirit Stones in the second round?
Buttface took out the tape recorder and started to play a BGM, which was full of magic rhythm, which made people listen to Xu Que's introduction involuntarily.
"If you buy it now, not only will we deliver it to your door, but we'll also buy one get one free. It's guaranteed to last you a hundred years. This is an unprecedented discount. Don't miss it!"
Xu Que held a loudspeaker and shouted at the top of his lungs to promote the product to the crowd.
Under the magical effect of the BGM, everyone's eyes became a little confused.
"Hearing him say that … it seems like it's really worth it."
"One bag can last for a hundred years, and now it's buy one get one free."
"And looking at this effect, even the Celestial Prime is useful. If we use it to deal with other people, wouldn't it be twice the result with half the effort?"
The face of the Immortal Venerable, who was used as a sample product, turned green. No matter how aggrieved he felt, he could only endure the comments of the people around him.
The effect of this croton powder was extraordinarily strong, almost to an outrageous degree. He had almost circulated his cultivation method to the limit, but he still couldn't suppress the desire to vent three thousand miles in one go.
Damn it, when this old man stabilizes, the first thing I'll do is kill you!
At this moment, this Celestial Venerable was filled with killing intent towards Xu Que. It was not only because of the ancient Buddha's inheritance, but also because Xu Que actually dared to play tricks on him!
"Don't miss it!"
"Thousand Year Croton Powder is hard to come by. Buying it is a profit!"
"Everyone, hurry up and buy it!"
Under Xu Que's vigorous promotion, there were already many people in the crowd who were tempted to buy it, but some of them couldn't bring themselves to do so.
After all, this thing was just croton flour, not some kind of ancient wonder.
But this was also the key point. This kind of croton powder could make an Immortal Venerable lose his fighting strength. Even an Immortal Venerable with strength at the Immortal Venerable level would not be able to expel it from his body.
This was the most disgusting thing about it.
If you had any poison, you could just circulate your cultivation method and treat it as a fart.
But this croton powder couldn't be taken out, and it didn't harm the body. From a certain point of view, it could even be considered a kind of medicinal material.
Looking at that Immortal Venerable, who still hadn't recovered, and whose face had turned green, it was obvious how strong the effect of this croton powder was.
This degree of weakening could be said to be a great advantage in a life-and-death battle.
If it was any other Immortal Venerable present, they would probably be able to instantly kill the Immortal Venerable who had mistakenly ingested the croton powder.
"Such a good croton powder, how many spirit stones does it cost?" Buttface began to be a qualified supporting character.
Xu Que slapped his thigh and shouted, "Everyone is happy today, so I'll give everyone a friendship price — 9,999 spirit stones per serving!"
Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine spiritual stones?
Even though everyone was a little tempted, they were also shocked by this price.
A croton powder was so expensive, you might as well rob someone!
"No! It's too high! "Duan Jiude stepped forward at this moment, seeking benefits for everyone.
"Then … 999 spirit stones?"
"No, it's still too expensive! I'll name a price, and you'll sell it according to my price! " Buttface waved his hand and said majestically, "Listen up … 99 Spirit Stones, 1,000 pieces of equipment! Fill it up! "
Everyone was still shocked by the high price of 9,999 spirit stones, but now that they suddenly heard such a low price of 99, they looked at Buttface with gratitude.
"We've wronged this dog before, he's a good person … no, a good dog!"
"Yes, he actually managed to get such a good price for me, it's so touching!"
"Sob sob sob, I want to give him a hug, it's really not easy for him!"
Xu Que looked troubled. After struggling for a long time, he seemed to have made up his mind and said fiercely, "Fine! 99 it is! I'll sell it at a loss today! "
"Since I've already lost money, I might as well lose even more!" Buttface took out a small black stick from nowhere, put it to his mouth, and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Now, immediately! Take out the stock for me! Today, this deity will announce that the first 100 families who get it will be given an additional five packets of croton powder! Including the buy one get one free, there will be a total of seven packets! Ninety-nine spirit stones, seven packets of croton powder that can affect a Celestial Prime! Such a good price, such good benefits, family members, hurry up and raise your spirit stones to buy it! "
Xu Que's expression changed greatly. "No! I'll die at a loss if I sell it like this! "
Buttface had already put on a manic expression. "No, I said I'll sell it, so I'll sell it! Family members, come with me, let's buy it! "
At this time, everyone was completely moved by Buttface's fanaticism, and they shouted in unison.
"Buy it!"
"Buy it!"
"Buy it!"
For a moment, everyone's cheers reverberated in the sky, full of a cheerful atmosphere.
Soon, someone took the lead and threw out a bag of spirit stones. "Give me a bag!"
"I want a bag too!"
"I want ten bags!"
"Don't f * cking fight with me, these are all mine!"
"Get lost, a Celestial King dares to fight with me, a Celestial Prime!"
Everyone suddenly fought, and everyone took action one after another. Gorgeous Ethereal Force instantly flooded the trial ground.
Xu Que, who was supposed to be at the center, stood in the air not far away with Buttface and Duan Jiude, looking at the chaotic scene below with a proud smile on the corner of his mouth.
"What do you think? My idea is not bad, right? These guys still haven't realized they've fallen for it, "Buttface said proudly.
Xu Que gave a thumbs up. "Not bad, not bad, worthy of being the world's number one scam!"
"Stop bullsh * tting, I'm the world's number one Ultimate God!"
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(End of this chapter)
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