"Young man, your God's Spirit Shell is really useful. They didn't even see that it was an illusion just now," Duan Jiude said in a low voice.
Xu Que said imperceptibly, "Let's set it up quickly. There are so many Celestial Supremes. If we don't make some preparations, we won't be able to escape."
"Okay!"
Duan Jiude and Buttface looked at each other and began to set up the formation behind them.
With the God's Spirit Shell as a cover, the Celestial Kings and Celestial Supremes couldn't see what they were doing. They could only see the three of them standing in front of them.
Everyone frowned. They couldn't understand how Xu Que and the others managed to escape from that palm.
"Could it be an illusion?"
"It's very possible. These guys are best at these crooked tricks."
"If it's really an illusion, it's quite scary that they can fool our senses to this extent."
"Humph! Fancy tricks. I want to see what other tricks you have up your sleeves! "
One of the Celestial Supremes snorted. He leaped up and raised his hand to strike again.
An irresistible pressure descended in an instant, crushing the surrounding rocks into powder. Some of the weaker Immortal Kings were even somewhat unable to resist this pressure. They frowned and operated their cultivation methods to resist it.
"Just one? That's not enough!" Xu Que raised his index finger and shook it from side to side. He said provocatively, "I dare say that I don't even need to do anything. This person will retreat on his own!"
Wow!
Everyone was in an uproar when they heard this.
"Are you kidding me? Do you really think you're a deity?"
"This is a Celestial Supremes. Even a Celestial Emperor can't say something like that."
"It seems that these guys haven't been taught a lesson for too long. They've forgotten everything!"
Everyone discussed and didn't believe what Xu Que said at all.
Just as the Celestial Supremes were about to rush in front of Xu Que, he suddenly stopped. His expression changed and he frowned. Beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.
Gurgle!
A loud noise came from his body. It seemed to be a sign that some other physiological activity was about to happen.
The Immortal Prime's eyes widened in disbelief, "What … what did you do to me?!"
"Yo, Immortal Sovereign can't hold on any longer? Didn't you say you wanted to slap us to death? "Duan Jiude mocked." Come, come, come. I'm waiting for you. "
"F * ck! This guy is simply too arrogant! "someone said angrily.
"But why did this fellow Daoist suddenly stop?"
"That's right. The path before us is smooth, and there's clearly no danger at all. As long as we continue, we'll definitely be able to capture those three!"
Everyone was puzzled, not knowing why this Immortal Venerable suddenly stopped.
Only he himself knew that his stomach was overturning at this moment, and he was in extreme pain, as if there was a knife stirring it over and over in his stomach.
Bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead, and Senior Immortal's face alternated between blue and purple.
This had not happened to him for a long time. This was clearly a sign of poisoning!
"You are simply despicable and shameless … To actually poison this sovereign!" Senior Immortal said while gnashing his teeth.
Poison!
Everyone was suddenly shocked, and they looked at the duo of Xu Que, Xu Que, and Buttface with vigilance.
They knew that when one's cultivation reached the level of a Celestial Prime, ordinary poisons would no longer have any effect on them. They could expel the toxins with the circulation of their cultivation skills.
Since it could work on a Celestial Prime, it was absolutely a rare poison. Naturally, they didn't dare to approach it, for fear that they would also be poisoned.
Xu Que was stunned, and he immediately said righteously, "B * stard! The Exploding Heavens Faction has always been upright and aboveboard. How could we do such a despicable thing as poisoning?! "
"That's right! Poison is such a despicable thing, and this deity doesn't care about it at all! "
"I've always been a virtuous person, and it's absolutely impossible for me to poison!"
Buttface and Duan Jiude echoed one after another.
Someone questioned, "You're the one who poisoned him. Of course, you're not willing to admit it!"
At this point, Xu Que suddenly let out a long sigh, and his face was full of sadness. "Everyone, think about it together. In the second and third stage, which stage didn't I do my best to help everyone pass the stage? But I didn't expect everyone to misunderstand me like this. This makes me very disappointed!"
His words were spoken with sincerity, and those who were still doubting him were suddenly speechless.
Although this guy was indeed a little deceptive before, if it weren't for him in the second and third stage, perhaps they really wouldn't have been able to pass the stage.
Thinking about it this way, it seemed that this guy had at most cheated some Spirit Stones. It didn't seem like he really cheated people to death.
Of course, those people in the Heavenly Gate had long had a feud with each other. Everyone had become mortal enemies, and no matter who did it, they wouldn't show any mercy.
Another Celestial Prime said in a deep voice, "If that's the case, do you dare to swear by the Way of Heaven that you never went down?!"
Without saying anything, Xu Que raised his right hand. "I, Xu Que, swear by the Way of Heaven that I definitely didn't poison him. If I did, Buttface and Duan Jiude will be struck by lightning!"
Rumble!
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden muffled sound of thunder.
"F * ck! Why are you striking us? You're unreasonable! " Buttface was shocked. He immediately ran behind Xu Que and grabbed the corner of his clothes tightly. "God, look carefully. You have to strike this guy, don't miss him."
Dark clouds were gradually spreading from the sky, but because the prohibition had not completely dissipated, the aura of the Heaven's Test did not overflow.
Everyone was speechless when they saw the sound of thunder as soon as Xu Que finished speaking, but they didn't doubt the authenticity of what Xu Que had said.
After all, swearing by the Way of Heaven was not a joke. If Xu Que had really poisoned him, he would have been struck into pieces by the Heaven's Test.
"Could it be that he really wasn't the one who poisoned him?"
"That's strange. How did this Fellow Daoist get poisoned?"
"This is too strange. Could it be that there's something in this Buddhist realm that we don't know about?"
Just as everyone was discussing, Xu Que suddenly stood up and said righteously, "I know what's going on!"
As he spoke, he pretended to size up the Celestial Prime and concluded, "This Fellow Daoist is going to have diarrhea!"
Diarrhea?
Are you kidding me?
Everyone found it unbelievable. What kind of existence was Celestial Prime?
They were high-level existences that had long surpassed the mortal world. How could they have diarrhea?
"Xu Daoyou, you're talking nonsense. Do you know what kind of existence Celestial Prime is? How could they have diarrhea! "Someone mocked.
Xu Que said eloquently, "Of course I know, because I was the one who gave him the laxative!"
"Hmph, let me tell you … Wait, what did you say just now? You were the one who gave him the laxative? "
Everyone looked at Xu Que in surprise.
What the hell?
Say it again!
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[Fourth chapter, asking for monthly votes!]
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