What the little guy said was not wrong at all.
But … was this something that a child who was not even one and a half years old could say?
"Oh …" Chu Yang facepalmed. He was truly devastated.
Who hadn't seen a one-year-old child before? Which one wasn't full of shit and pee? He would call his grandmother 'Shorty' and his mother 'Man Man'. …
He would always wear a diaper in his pants. If he wasn't careful, he would pee all over you. If he was unhappy, he would poop on your pants …
At this age, to be able to clearly and fluently address one's relatives and elders without getting it wrong was already a surprise that exceeded everyone's expectations.
But Chu Yang's child was obviously much more advanced than this stage that everyone knew!
He was so advanced that he could discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals and talk about picking up girls …
Chu Yang felt that this was absolutely ridiculous.
He even felt that in front of this monstrous child, he could discuss the general situation of the world and the situation of the Heavenly Layer with him … It seemed absolutely feasible.
Chu Yang had always been the one who shocked others. But this time, Minister Chu was shocked by his one-year-old and two-month-old son, whom he had just met for the first time. He was so shocked that he felt dizzy and confused.
Now, this little guy was in his arms and was being hugged by him. And he was calling him like an old man: Old Chu, do you understand?
Chu Yang said hesitantly, "I don't understand … How do you want me to understand? Son, you are only one year and two months old … "
Tie Yang raised his little face, "Old Chu, in this world, there is a kind of person called a genius!"
This time, Chu Yang nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
It seemed that this son of his was not a genius. But … he was already a monstrous genius.
"Son, are you f * cking reincarnated from some old man?" Chu Yang suddenly looked at this little guy and thought of his reincarnation experience. He asked vigilantly.
"With that brain of yours, you know about reincarnation?" Tie Yang snorted, "The old man attached himself to my body. That is not reincarnation, it is possession! And a newborn child is not to be taken away. Do you understand? Once that is done, both souls will be destroyed! Do you understand? "
Chu Yang scratched his head, "Then what's the matter with you?"
Tie Yang sighed deeply and said faintly, "Old Chu, I can only say … this is a very miraculous thing. Yes, it's just that I've been reincarnated, but I'm lucky that my true spirit hasn't been destroyed, and some things haven't disappeared. However, I'm definitely your son … You can rest assured about that. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to expose myself in front of you like this … "
"Why do you dare to reveal that I'm your father?" Chu Yang was very puzzled.
The little fellow said deeply, "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."
"What did you call me?" Chu Yang raised his eyebrows.
"Old Chu, … you're already very impressive for me to call you Old Chu." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a look that said, 'You should be honored that I called you that.' It was a look of approval, commendation, and recognition.
"Little bastard! Call me father! " Minister Chu had been called 'Old Chu' three times in a row. So, he finally reacted. He flew into a rage and roared, "Little bastard, you're still so lawless?
Old Chu? Old Chu is not for you to f * cking call me that!
Old Chu is honored? "
The little fellow's face twisted in despair, "You want to scold me and hit me, that's your right. I can't stop you from being a father, but you can't call me a little bastard. I'm your son, if I become a little bastard … Then, won't you go … "
"Won't I spank your ass into eight pieces!" Before the little fellow's voice died away, Chu Yang had already flipped him over angrily and slapped his fat little butt!
Smack!
"I won't say it!" The little fellow tactfully shut his mouth. A wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him.
"Do you still dare to call me Old Chu?" Chu Yang was majestic and murderous, showing the majesty of a father. However, looking at the five red fingerprints on the little fellow's butt, he felt a little heartache. He comforted himself in his heart: This little bastard is so monstrous, he can withstand it!
"You're in trouble." After being slapped, the little fellow naturally didn't cry. He only looked at Chu Yang gloatingly, "There's a handprint on my butt, right? When mother comes over later, I'll take off my pants for her to see. Then, I'll cry … "I'm not afraid to tell you, my tears will come at any time. I'll definitely cry myself hoarse!"
The little fellow looked at Chu Yang gloatingly, "Let's see who's the one suffering then!"
Chu Yang was flustered and immediately retreated, "Ancestor … You're not my son, you're my ancestor."
Tie Yang's little face was full of naughty smiles, "And, not only that! If that's all, won't it be too easy for you? You want to build a relationship … I can completely give you a chance to destroy everything. Even if you build a little with your flowery words, as long as I'm here, I guarantee that it will immediately turn into ashes! "
"As long as I'm here, don't even think about hugging the beauty! It's all because of this slap of yours! "The little fellow said hatefully.
"My dear ancestor …" Chu Yang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Damn it, other people's children were all beaten and scolded by their fathers as they liked. My child is actually threatening me …
Is there any justice in this world? "Do you surrender?" The little fellow looked playfully at his strict father.
"Surrender." Chu Yang hung his head dejectedly.
"Do you think that you can make my palm print disappear just because of your weak and unconvincing surrender?" The little fellow was unforgiving. "In your dreams!"
"What do I have to do to make you give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and gritted his teeth as he asked.
"Two conditions. As long as you promise me, not only will I listen to you, but I'll also call you father from now on. Moreover, I'll be responsible for helping you chase after my mother. Yes, your wife! "The little fellow stretched out two white and tender fingers and waved them in front of Chu Yang.
Looking at the two waving fingers in front of him, Minister Chu's mood was really complicated. It was as if a bottle of five different flavors had been knocked over. Sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty all surged up at the same time. For a moment, he actually felt like crying.
If his brothers knew that he had been bullied to this extent by a one year old child … Gu Du Xing, Dong Wu Shang, and Mo Tian Ji would probably only have internal injuries from laughing. However, Ji Mo, Luo Ke Di, and the others would definitely laugh themselves to death!
Especially Rui Bu Tong, he would definitely laugh until his own cultivation level increased greatly! And it would increase greatly! There was no need to doubt this!
"What conditions?" Chu Yang's mood was dry as he raised the white flag.
Damn it, I'll deal with you when I'm old!
I'm already an old celery seller. How can I not pinch a handful of coriander like you?
"The first problem is that I have no problem naming myself, right?" Tie Yang curled his lips, "Like the current Tie Yang Tie Yang. It's so unpleasant to hear. No matter how tall and straight a poplar tree is, isn't it still a poplar tree? It's just a pile of firewood. My mother's ability to name is really terrible! "
Chu Yang's slap was a little itchy. He forcibly controlled his impulse to slap him. He swallowed his saliva and said, "We can talk about it."
"Although my mother did it because she missed you, she can't use my name as a joke." The little guy stretched his legs comfortably. Then, he stretched out his chubby little legs that looked like lotuses. He tapped Chu Yang's chin with his big toe and said, "Names are very important. It's related to one's future. It's better to be domineering."
"Domineering?" Chu Yang was stunned, "Then how about Chu Batian?"
"Vulgar! Vulgar! Vulgar! "The little guy was furious," Then I might as well be called Chu Chutian. What's Batian? I can even eat the heavens. "
"Then you'll be called Chu Chutian!" Chu Yang decided.
"No way …" The little guy was completely speechless, "Even if you follow the pole, you can't do it like that …"
"Then it's settled!" Chu Yang said without any doubt, "Your nickname will be Gou Dan!"
"I object!" The little guy kicked his legs.
"Your objection is invalid!" Chu Yang snorted.
The little guy rolled his eyes, "But my mother's name is Tie Butian …" I can't have the same name as her … Besides, she nourishes the heavens and I eat humans … What's the point of going against her? This is the sin of being unfilial. "
"Then you'll be called Chu Chidi." Chu Yang already had a plan. Little bastard, you actually know the sin of being unfilial. "Chu Chutian is the most domineering! There won't be anyone with the same name! "
"Huhu … Chuan." The little guy really wanted to cry.
"Then what do you want to be called?" Chu Yang asked modestly.
"I like Kuang. How about Chu Kuang?" The little guy obviously realized that the guy in front of him was not easy to deal with, so he used a negotiating tone.
"Chu Kuang …" Chu Yang said, "It lacks some charm."
"Chu Kuangtu?" The little guy persevered and discussed tirelessly, "How about Chu Kuangren?"
Chu Yang fainted.
What kind of messy names were these?
How did this guy think of them?
"Then I'll choose these two." The little guy compared and said, "How about this? I'll be called Chu Kuangren. Regarding the name change, after you decide that my mother is your wife, you go and tell her that you thought of it. You must decide on it … "
He had actually made a decision in such a short time!
He just said that he could choose one out of the two, but now he did not even have the chance to choose one out of the two.
Chu Yang, the father, stared with his eyes wide open. Even the right to participate was taken away.
The suffocation at this moment was really no small matter. He panted heavily, "F * ck your mother … you little bastard …" It's really unbearable for me! "
The little guy snorted and tilted his head disdainfully, "If you didn't … you wouldn't have me."
Chu Yang was immediately blinded by anger. So, he spoke without thinking, "What do you know?! I was f * cked at that time … "
"F * cked?" The little guy looked at his father in astonishment. Suddenly, he opened his mouth and burst into laughter.
Only the heavens knew what kind of scene it was for a one year old child to laugh so boldly and with such an expression as if he was about to fall apart and had a dumbfounded look in his eyes …
Chu Yang's face was filled with black lines.
He hurriedly changed the topic, "Why do you have to be called Chu Kuangren?"
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