People like the boss, who believed that Fangzheng was a fool and didn't think highly of him, felt their faces burn when they saw this scene. Finally, all of them gave an explanation: It was a coincidence!
For the sake of their old faces, they refused to believe that Fangzheng had predicted this in advance. Therefore, all of them posted on their WeChat Moments: "Crazy Monk Coincidentally Saves Girl Who Fell Off A Building!"
When a particular website's editor saw this scene, he immediately typed: "Shocking! Crazy Monk actually did such a thing to a beauty with a huge net! … "
Fangzheng didn't know how the people below would react, nor did he have the time to care. This was because at that moment, the four adorable faces in front of him had the word "trouble" written all over them!
Shao Gang and Shao Chong looked down at the man and woman in the huge net. The policeman and Little Min also looked at the people outside in a daze. They couldn't figure it out. They were clearly about to die, so why did they fall into the net?
"Chick …" Shao Gang whispered.
Shao Chong exclaimed. "Mermaid!"
Shao Chong's shout frightened Little Min so much that she subconsciously shrank into the policeman's body. She was like a lamb that had encountered a pervert.
"Wait, if the lady is a mermaid, then what's this guy? Big-headed fish? Did a mermaid undergo a sex change? "Shao Chong looked suspiciously at the policeman.
Red Boy walked over and looked at the policeman before saying in all seriousness, "No, a mermaid underwent plastic surgery after her sex change. However, from the looks of it, it was a failure."
Pfft!
Fangzheng, who was sitting there drinking tea in a composed manner, spewed out a mouthful of tea into mist when he heard that. He raised his hand and gave Red Boy a slap before pressing his palms together. "Amitabha. Patron, we meet again."
Fangzheng's Buddhist proclamation jolted the policeman awake. He had been prepared to die, but he was suddenly saved. However, he still hadn't snapped out of his daze. Now that he had snapped out of his daze, he was still somewhat dumbfounded. He looked at Fangzheng before looking at Shao Gang and Shao Chong. His mind began to turn active. He knew all the people in front of him! As a police officer in this area, this was his job.
Similarly, Shao Gang and Shao Chong had recognized the chubby policeman a long time ago, but the two bad guys pretended not to recognize him. Instead, they took the opportunity to tease the chubby policeman to ease the atmosphere and the feelings of the man who fell from the building.
Indeed, with this ruckus, the fatty jolted to his senses. He hurriedly checked on Little Min, and after seeing that she was fine, he quickly climbed out of the fishing net. Then, without standing on ceremony, he poured a cup of tea and drank it …
"Little …" Just as Fangzheng was about to warn him, he decisively took out a book and placed it in front of Little Fatty!
"Pfft!" The chubby policeman spat out a mouthful of tea. Fortunately, there was a book blocking it, so it sprayed all over the book. Otherwise, he would spit at Fangzheng's face.
"Hot, hot, hot …" The chubby policeman shouted as he fanned his tongue.
Shao Gang hurriedly gave him a cup of cold water while Fangzheng handed Little Min a cup of water. The lass was originally a little afraid, but when she saw Fangzheng, for some reason, her horrified heart instantly calmed down. She had never seen this monk before, but she instinctively believed that he was a good person. She felt assured. Hence, Little Min took the water and sat beside Fangzheng to drink it.
The chubby policeman struggled for a long time before finally calming down. He said bitterly, "It scalded me …"
Shao Gang said, "Officer Chang, what are you doing? Why did you jump down from the building? "
When the chubby policeman heard that, he gave a bitter smile and shook his head. "It's a long story …"
At that moment, Little Min said, "Uncle Policeman jumped down to save me …" Upon saying that, Little Min lowered her head guiltily as tears streamed down her cheeks.
When Shao Chong heard that, he said in surprise, "Officer Chang, I couldn't tell that you could actually do something so heroic. How awesome!"
Officer Chang said with a bitter smile, "Actually, I wanted to hold her back, but I used too much strength and ended up jumping down as well."
Pfft!
When Red Boy, who had joined in the fun, heard that, he spewed out the water on the spot. Then, he laughed out loud without standing on ceremony. In the end, he naturally received a slap from Fangzheng.
Red Boy was adorable to begin with, so when he was slapped by Fangzheng, he tumbled to the ground. The child didn't know pain as he got up and sat on the ground, looking bitterly at everyone. His tiny face was as comical as one could imagine.
Upon seeing this scene, Little Min, who had been sobbing, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The others exchanged looks and understood what Fangzheng was getting at. They laughed as well. Little Min was led along by everyone as she also burst out laughing. The trauma she had from jumping down from the building instantly dissipated.
While they were laughing, someone was on the brink of tears.
At the instant Officer Chang jumped down, the senior policeman couldn't stop his tears. He ran down the stairs, cursing as he ran. "Son of a b * tch, why the f * * k did you jump down as well? Do you think you are Superman? Do you think you won't die just because you are fat? Boohoo! "He was in his forties or fifties, but at that moment, he was sobbing.
Little Min's mother, who was behind him, fainted from crying. She had to be supported by others to prevent herself from fainting.
The senior policeman was crying, and when he ran down the stairs, he let out a shrill wail. "Where is everyone? Where's the corpse!? "
Upon hearing the senior policeman's cry, Officer Chang peeked his head out and said, "Master, I'm here!"
"Aiyah, f * * k …" The senior policeman was given a fright by Officer Chang's sudden appearance as he subconsciously cursed. However, he was an experienced policeman after all. He wasn't frightened by the sudden appearance of the fat ghost. When he focused his eyes, he realized that it was indeed Officer Chang. His wretched face instantly turned furious. "You son of a b * tch, stand there and don't move! When I come up, I'll f * * king beat you to death! "
As the senior policeman spoke, he ran up the stairs. As for why Officer Chang didn't fall to his death on the road and instead fell into the building, he wasn't in a rush to know. All he wanted to know was if the darn fatty was dead or not!
When the senior policeman came up, Officer Chang subconsciously covered his face the moment he saw him, most likely afraid of being beaten. However, the senior policeman rushed over and gave him a bear hug.
Officer Chang could sense the concern and worry from the senior policeman. At the instant he hugged him, his entire body was trembling. He was truly worried for him! At that instant, Officer Chang whispered. "Master, this is the first time you finished a mission. You didn't scold me when we met …"
"Yes, I won't scold you this time. When I get back and get my baton, let's have a good chat," the senior policeman said very seriously. When he heard that Officer Chang and Little Min had been caught by Fangzheng with a fishing net, he immediately looked at Fangzheng as though he was looking at a ghost.
Fangzheng was looking at the hairy crabs in the huge fish tank with Red Boy and Little Min in a composed manner. Although Red Boy was a brat, he had a cute side to him. Especially when he acted young, he was a killer to young and old. Little Min, who was feeling a little down and uneasy about how to face her mother, would let out a series of laughter from time to time.
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