Red Boy was just about to say something when he heard Fangzheng say, "Enough. You talk too much."
Red Boy smacked his lips and said disapprovingly, "I'm just curious … I see that the things here are common in the world. Why do they sound so awesome to me?"
"Because they are awesome to begin with," Shao Chong said.
Red Boy said, "Don't tell me that a lotus root and a crab can be so amazing." Red Boy pointed to the other two specialties. One was a lotus root, and the other was a hairy crab.
"Of course. These are our specialties," Shao Chong said confidently. Shao Chong said confidently. Then, he began to introduce the various specialties that appeared ordinary but had extraordinary origins and a long history.
Shao Gang went to get the tea leaves, and when he returned, he jumped in fright. "Master, what are you doing?"
At some point in time, Fangzheng had climbed onto the balcony and was sitting by the window. He looked like he was about to jump off the building!
Fangzheng turned his head and smiled. "Nothing. Since I have nothing to do, I decided to fish up some mermaids."
"Uh …" Shao Gang nearly fainted from Fangzheng's words. Fishing up mermaids here? It's fine if your mermaids aren't in the sea, and I can tolerate them not being in the river. But great, they don't even stay on land. They're flying! Shao Gang couldn't help but ask, "Master, you aren't fishing for mermaids, but angels, right?"
Fangzheng smiled. "Patron, don't be anxious. You will know in a while."
Shao Gang smiled. He felt that the monk in front of him was a little crazy. If it wasn't for the fact that Fangzheng was very capable and that his actions were normal apart from fishing mermaids, Shao Gang would have long chased Fangzheng away. After all, no one liked being with a mental patient. Who knew if he would suddenly go berserk the next moment and stew you like a fish.
Shao Gang sat down and began brewing tea. There was a tea set on his desk, and from the looks of it, he was quite an expert.
Shao Chong shot a glance at Fangzheng and shook his head. "Is your master dumb?"
Red Boy chuckled. "Guess."
Shao Chong asked very seriously, "Even a fool can master such powerful martial arts. What kind of martial arts do you practice?"
Hong Haier: "…"
As for Fangzheng, he thought nothing of Shao Chong and Shao Gang's reactions. He continued fiddling with the net in his hands, looking very serious.
The people downstairs thought that the commotion was over, but they never expected the monk to sit by the window and start fishing. He even claimed that he was fishing for mermaids! Everyone immediately smiled, feeling that the monk had gone mad!
"Little Zhang, stop looking. This monk is most likely a fool … "the boss advised.
Little Zhang was taking pictures with his cell phone. As he did so, he said, "I'll post this on my WeChat Moments. Hehe, I find this monk very interesting. I don't know if he's really stupid or just faking it … "
The boss thought about it and felt that it made sense. It didn't matter if he was an idiot or not. The key was that it was quite interesting to post on social media. Thus, he followed suit.
At this moment, five minutes ago.
"Someone wants to commit suicide?" The chubby policeman, who had just sent the old man back to the police station, suddenly received a notification. He ran all the way up to the roof. Sure enough, he saw a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child sitting on the balcony, secretly looking down. Judging from his expression, he seemed to be a little hesitant and afraid.
"Little girl …" Little Fatty subconsciously shouted.
The moment that was said, the senior policeman who had just followed behind him immediately cursed. "Are you f * * king stupid? How are you going to warn her? " According to the senior policeman's thoughts, since she wasn't paying attention to him, he could just sneak over and hug her. Wouldn't that be all? In the end, it was ruined by this recruit calling her a little girl.
Indeed, when the girl heard the voice behind her, she immediately pounced on the railing by the wall and shouted in horror. "Don't come over!"
"Little girl, don't be agitated. We are the police. Hey, do you see a criminal? We are here to arrest him. "The senior policeman immediately diverted the topic to divert the child's attention.
Indeed, the girl was taken aback when she heard that. They weren't here to stop her from jumping off the building? She looked suspiciously at the senior policeman.
The senior policeman hinted at Little Fatty, who hurriedly nodded. "Yes, yes, yes. We are here to arrest a fugitive. That guy is really fierce. Little girl, did you see him? "
"I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. Leave quickly." The girl retreated in horror and subconsciously sat on the railing. Her thin body looked like it would be blown away by the wind. It made the two policemen break out into a cold sweat.
At that moment, another person ran over. The senior policeman immediately berated, "Stop! Don't come over! Don't agitate the child. "
It was someone from the property management and a middle-aged woman. When the woman saw the girl, she immediately burst into tears and was about to rush over.
The girl turned even more nervous when she saw the woman. She screamed. "Don't come over! Don't come over! If not, I'll jump! "
The girl was about to jump when the policeman hurriedly held back the woman. "Don't agitate the child. If she really jumps, you will regret it."
The woman cried helplessly as she slumped to the ground. "Little Min, come back quickly. Mommy won't let you go to school. Let's not do our homework. Sob …"
"No, I'm not going back! Mommy, sorry … I'm really too tired. I don't want to do my homework anymore. I'm really too tired. I want to rest. I want to sleep … "The girl cried helplessly as she yelled in despair.
When Little Fatty heard that, he subconsciously looked at the senior policeman and asked, "Master, what do we do?"
"How would I know? I've seen people who are trapped by love. I've seen people whose lives collapse. I've seen families break up, but I've never seen something like this," said the senior policeman with a bitter smile. However, he still said, "Little guy, don't be agitated. Think about it. Your teacher is giving you homework so that you can study better and get into a better university in the future. They are doing it for your own good … "
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