"Oh no, Master is going to recite the scriptures. Junior Brother is in trouble. Even if he doesn't die, he will lose a layer of skin, "said Squirrel with a look of worry.
Lone Wolf said, "This fellow's singing makes me blush just listening to it. To think he has the cheek to sing … Sigh, if I had known that Duan Liu's song would end up driving in the second half and even fall into a ditch, I wouldn't have recommended him to listen. It's a sin, a sin. "
Monkey said in an unperturbed manner, "The singing just now was terrible, but the screams later will be even worse. Amitabha."
However, what puzzled them the most was that they did not hear Red Boy's screams despite waiting all day.
After they entered the meditation room, they stayed there the entire morning.
Seeing that Fangzheng and Red Boy had not eaten breakfast or lunch, the few fellows could not sit still any longer. They looked at each other as they fiddled with one another. They got each other to enter to scout the area and see the situation.
"Don't tell me Junior Brother will turn ferocious and perish together with Master?" said Lone Wolf worriedly.
"It can't be." Squirrel looked afraid.
Monkey said, "Why don't we go in to take a look?"
"You?" Lone Wolf and Squirrel asked Monkey in unison.
Monkey decisively shook his head and said, "I'm not going alone. If I want to go, let's go together!"
"Then let's go together!" Finally, the three fellows pushed open Fangzheng's door. But the moment they opened the door, they heard Fangzheng say, "Do you understand what I've told you? Why are you in a daze? Are you shaking your head or nodding? What are you nodding for? Say something! Yes, that's good. Where was I? Let's continue. It's fine that you sang on the roof early in the morning, making it impossible for everyone to sleep. After all, we are fellow disciples. This Penniless Monk is also your master, so it's not your fault. But what if you disturb the sleeping birds? They work hard in the day to support their families, but can't they sleep in peace at night? Also, those hibernating … "
The three fellows felt their scalps tingle when they heard that. Fangzheng was too good at nagging! Fangzheng was not chanting the scriptures, but being possessed by a nagging god!
"Why are the three of you here?" Fangzheng looked up and saw Squirrel, Monkey, and Lone Wolf sneakily.
The three little things were startled. They wouldn't be dragged over to listen to his nagging, would they?
A glimmer of hope rose in Red Boy's heart. Finally … Finally, his attention was diverted. Was he finally going to be free? He had been talking for the entire morning, and his ears were about to get blisters. This was even more painful than chanting scriptures! Oh, God, save me! I won't sing anymore …
Monkey had an idea and hurriedly said, "Master, we came in to ask you if there's anything you need us disciples to do?"
"Good! Go and pour some water for your master. After talking all morning, I'm almost dehydrated, "said Fangzheng wistfully.
When Red Boy heard that, he almost burst into tears. You're dehydrated? I'm going to be tortured to death, okay? Ruoruo asked, "Master, can we stop here today? Your disciple knows his mistake. "
"Are you kidding me? This is just the beginning! Let's continue chatting after I drink some water! "Fangzheng rolled his eyes at him.
Red Boy's eyes rolled back and he fainted. He really couldn't take it anymore!
A sinister smile flashed in Fangzheng's eyes when he saw this.
Fangzheng was not a long-winded person, but Red Boy had to be educated. As for chanting the Golden Hooped Charm? To be honest, Fangzheng still had feelings for Red Boy after spending so much time with him. The incantation was too painful, and he could not bear to do it. However, he could not ignore the brat. Should he beat him? His skin was rough and thick, so it wouldn't hurt. Should he scold him? Before Red Boy could react, Fangzheng would probably be struck to death by the System's lightning. Therefore, after some thought, Fangzheng thought of the torture he was most afraid of when he was young — the Great Art of Nagging!
Back when Fangzheng was a brat, Zen Master One Finger would preach to him. But the villagers would!
Fangzheng had once been pulled over by Du Mei for an entire day for stealing eggs. Du Mei was in charge of his meals. After that day, Fangzheng would circle around Du Mei whenever he saw her … It was too terrifying. It was still fresh in his mind!
Therefore, Fangzheng learned from Du Mei and began the Great Art of Nagging. From the looks of it, the effects were not bad …
After getting Monkey to carry Red Boy away, Fangzheng stretched his back and went to have his meal.
After having his fill, he looked at the pickled vegetable vat. The huge boulder had been pressed on the White Jade Cabbage for an entire night, and with the addition of a large grain of salt, the water in it had been squeezed out. There was already a tiny vat of water. Upon seeing this, Fangzheng was in no hurry. He would add more water in another two days. He sensed the Spirit Qi in it. Indeed, the Spirit Qi was sealed in the Buddha Vat and condensed on the cabbage. There was no wastage at all. On the contrary, there seemed to be a little more. Clearly, the Buddha Vat had the effect of condensing Spirit Qi. This also explained how Unrooted Clean Aqua came about.
With regards to this, Fangzheng was naturally overjoyed. He hummed a tune and went out. He sat under the bodhi tree and took out his cell phone to check WeChat.
Indeed, there were a few more messages after not seeing them for a few days.
One was from Zhao Datong, who had nearly fallen to his death back when he went up the mountain. Fangzheng casually replied, but since he was not online, he ignored it.
The second message was from Kinky Queen Zhu Lin. She said that her web drama was about to be broadcasted, and she wanted Fangzheng to watch it when he had the chance. Fangzheng immediately replied, "Definitely, definitely."
The third message was from the movie star, Queen Snow Eagle, Li Xueying. The opening was still the same sticker she used. With a shy look, she said, "Fangzheng, something happened. A batch of materials from Southeast Asia is stuck at the dock due to the typhoon. It's unlikely that it will be transported here anytime soon. The repair of the monastery will have to wait. "
When Fangzheng saw this, he let out a long sigh. "Sigh." Finally, he replied, "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk will wait patiently. There's no rush."
As if there's no rush! Fangzheng roared inwardly.
Any monk would wish to build a huge monastery. Even Zen Master One Finger of the past wished to bring glory to the monastery one day. Although Fangzheng wished to renounce asceticism, who wouldn't want to live in a better place? What if it was more dignified? Besides, this was one of Zen Master One Finger's final wishes.
Li Xueying was not online either.
Fangzheng looked at the movie chat group. Perhaps it was because the filming of the movie was over and the film crew had disbanded, but the people who chatted daily had turned silent. After so long, there were only about ten messages. They were basically greetings or a few stickers.
He casually closed WeChat and sat under the bodhi tree, pondering over life's problems.
At that moment, Lame Ma came. He was here to learn bamboo carving. If Fangzheng was in the monastery, he would call Lame Ma to inform him. Lame Ma would find time to learn bamboo carving.
Upon seeing Lame Ma come, Squirrel jumped down from the tree. Once Lame Ma arrived, it meant that Fangzheng was about to start his lesson. Although Squirrel was considered a lazy person, he never missed a single lesson. However, all he did was listen and not do any work.
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