Monkey pressed his palms together. "Amitabha. Master, are you sure this is a water vat and not a chimney?"
Lone Wolf smacked his lips. "It's huge …"
Red Boy stroked his chin. Just as he was about to say something, he realized that four pairs of fierce eyes were staring at him. He forcefully swallowed the words he was about to say as he thought, "A bunch of bumpkins. Things used to store items are as small as possible in our world. Sumeru Bags, Sumeru Rings, Cosmic Sleeves. They can store mountains and rivers in one go … Only the poor would use such huge items. Not only does it take up space, it doesn't look good either. "
However, thinking of the White Jade Cabbage as a warning, Red Boy decisively shut up. He smiled and praised it to prevent himself from suffering.
Fangzheng ignored Red Boy as he focused his attention on the Buddha Vat in front of him. It was different from the previous Buddha Vat. There was a huge golden Buddha word on it, and behind it were all sorts of colorful pictures. They depicted countless deities and Buddhas roaming the clouds. Beneath them was the sea, and a divine dragon peeked its head out. It held a tray with alcohol and fresh fruits on it. Clearly, it was consecrating the deities and Buddhas passing by in the sky. The scene looked rather spectacular. The pictures were lifelike, and the more one looked at it, the more intricate it was!
Fangzheng had Zen Carpentry, so his eyesight far exceeded the average person's. At a glance, it was like a magnifying glass. He was astonished to discover that even a lotus flower the size of a fingernail from afar could be clearly seen if one looked carefully. There was even a dragonfly on the lotus flower, and in front of the dragonfly was a mosquito! This feeling was like looking at a picture in front of a computer, infinitely magnified and infinitely clear! Of course, modern computers were unable to do this, but the Buddha Vat did it!
Upon seeing this, Fangzheng made up his mind. The Buddha Vat was not to be seen by others. Even if it was seen, it was not to be stared at and studied carefully. If it was targeted, it would be quite troublesome.
With this in mind, Fangzheng began looking at the macroscopic picture. The deities and Buddhas on the picture seemed to come to life. Their every action, every frown, and every smile were lifelike.
"What a good thing," Fangzheng could not help but marvel. Monkey, Squirrel, and Lone Wolf nodded. As for Red Boy? Everyone ignored him …
Fangzheng got Monkey to find a ladder and set it up on the Buddha Vat. It was too high, and Fangzheng was only 1.8 meters tall. If he wanted to go up, he needed a ladder.
Fangzheng leaned over the vat and looked inside. He immediately felt like he was looking into a deep well. He smiled and said, "With such a big vat, everything is enough! Jingxin, get some cabbage for me! "
"Alright!" Red Boy immediately ran out. After a while, he carried a huge cabbage in.
Monkey, Lone Wolf, and Squirrel came over like curious babies. They formed a circle and widened their eyes as they watched Fangzheng's every move.
Fangzheng. First, he sprinkled some coarse salt at the bottom of the water tank. Then, he casually tore the White Jade Cabbage into pieces, smeared another layer of salt, and placed them at the bottom of the tank. Finally, the entire White Jade Cabbage was stuffed into the huge water vat by Fangzheng. During this process, Fangzheng was very careful. He tightly stuck all the cabbages together, not leaving a single gap. After doing all of this, Fangzheng went out and found a huge rock. He washed it with Unrooted Clean Aqua before pressing it on the cabbage.
After patting his hands and confirming that everything was fine, Fangzheng turned around and left.
"Master, is that it?" Red Boy chased after him and asked.
"Yes, it's over."
"No, the cabbage can be stored just like that?" Red Boy asked, perplexed.
Fangzheng looked up and said, "The weather is getting colder. The cabbage can be stored for an entire winter. However, you probably don't want to eat the taste. It's just a change of taste. Alright, cut the crap. Sleep! "
This was the first time Fangzheng was pickling cabbage in the middle of the night. He opened the door and entered the room to sleep. Lying in bed, Fangzheng mumbled silently, "I should add water in two days. Then, all I have to do is wait … Pickled cabbage stewed with vermicelli …"
As he spoke, the fellow drooled and fell asleep.
The night passed just like that.
The next day, before Fangzheng woke up, he heard someone singing at the top of their lungs outside.
"Who's under the moonlight, drunken singing —!
Falling all my yearning, heading to the long river —!
A finger like quicksand, the cold fragrance gradually fades.
A cup of fragrant wine, the wrong strings are strung.
… "
Fangzheng jolted awake from his bed. It wasn't because the song was beautiful, but because it was too horrible!
If Fangzheng remembered correctly, the bunch of people on Mt. One Finger had a talent — eating! Their other talents were completely negligible. And the only one who was shameless enough to sing was the prodigal Red Boy. Fangzheng immediately rushed out and saw Red Boy climb up to the roof again. He faced the east and howled …
Lone Wolf looked angrily at Red Boy. When he saw Fangzheng come out, he immediately complained, "Master, are you going to do something? Junior Brother is crazy again! "
Fangzheng was puzzled as well. The song was sung by Duan Liu, so why did the two of them sing it differently?
Fangzheng planned on getting Red Boy to come down, but as Red Boy sang, the tune suddenly sped up. The moment the lyrics came out, the mood changed. Fangzheng nearly spewed out his drink!
He heard Red Boy sing at the top of his lungs. "Old Driver, give me a hand. I know how to do Yangko! Old Driver's legs are hairy. Let me touch them. Up and down the way. It's much more fun to be in pairs. Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali. Old Driver, give me a hand. I want to go to heaven. Old Driver, give me a hand. I want to have sex. Heaven has a house and a car. You can play with the big bed to your heart's content. Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali … "
Fangzheng felt that something was amiss the more he heard. He roared, "Jingxin, come down!"
Red Boy was taken aback as he looked down at the blushing Fangzheng. He asked, "Master, what's wrong? I'm singing. I'm telling you, I found the song Duan Liu sang. It's on the Internet. It's Luo Tianyi's Old Driver, Give Me a Hand. You don't say, it's quite nice. "
Fangzheng gritted his teeth. "Who told you about this song?"
Red Boy immediately looked at Lone Wolf.
Lone Wolf said with an aggrieved look, "Master, Junior Brother couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. He got me to tell him a story. What story could I tell? I told him the story at the foot of the mountain. I never expected … "
"Jingxin, come down. I've been inspired by the scriptures. I've decided to have a good chat with you," said Fangzheng with a livid expression. Fangzheng said with a livid expression. At the same time, he was secretly glad that the brat had shouted before daybreak. If he had said those words when there were many visitors, he could forget about being a monk. He could have just closed his doors.
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