"Are you convinced?" Fangzheng hurriedly shouted when he saw the black bear crying.
Black Bear was dumbfounded. He couldn't even retract his tongue. How could he reply?
"Nod yes, shake your head no." Fangzheng had finally found a way to teach the black bear a lesson. How could he just let go?
The black bear was really convinced. It couldn't be beaten to death, and its tongue was even scratched out. The bear didn't have any heroic spirit. The world was big, and life was the most important thing. Hence, it nodded its head repeatedly, expressing its submission.
Fangzheng said, "Then aren't you getting off my body?"
The bear hurriedly raised its ass as Fangzheng pulled out his legs that were pressed down by the bear. Only then did he release the tongue in his hand.
But the moment he let go, the black bear raised his hand and slapped Fangzheng to the ground! Fangzheng fell down as he decisively reached out his hands to grab the black bear's crotch!
"Howl!" The black bear let out a shrill scream. He swore that in his entire life, he had never imagined that someone would be so shameless as to directly grab his family jewels! Moreover, he had never been in such pain before!
Before Fangzheng could ask, the bear was already nodding its head desperately. It had no choice but to nod. It was painful!
Fangzheng released his grip as the black bear ran off. It ran to a distant tree and sat down. It rubbed its crotch with its paws as it looked at Fangzheng bitterly. He reckoned that Black Bear had never seen such a shameless person in his life! Their skin was so thick that not even his tongue could lick them off … That was too scary!
When Fangzheng saw that the black bear was finally behaving, he stood up and walked towards it.
When Black Bear saw this, he immediately ran away. The thieving baldy before him was too terrifying, and he didn't want to play with him anymore!
When Fangzheng saw this, he smiled bitterly and helplessly. "Why are you running? If This Penniless Monk really wanted to teach you a lesson, would he have let you go? Come here, let's discuss something. If we succeed, This Penniless Monk will give you a feast. How about it? "
"No! You're bullshitting! "Black Bear finally spoke.
Fangzheng blushed when he heard that. If news of his dark past were to spread, he could already imagine the scene of his disciples cramping with laughter. However, Fangzheng said, "Don't worry. I won't do it this time. Let's talk about cooperation. "
"No!" Black Bear refused decisively.
"Don't be like this. We're talking about cooperation, nothing else. Let's do it this way. Name a condition. If it's about right, This Penniless Monk will agree to it. How about that? "
The black bear rolled his eyes and said, "You're not allowed to pull my tongue and eggs. Let's fight again. If you win, I'll listen to you. If you lose, you're not allowed to harass me again! "
Fangzheng rolled his eyes when he heard that. He was harassing the black bear? It seemed like when the black bear saw him, it immediately mounted him, okay? However, Fangzheng had no intention of arguing with the bear. He was in a rush for time. Hence, Fangzheng said, "Alright!"
"Alright, I'm coming! Eat my palm! "The black bear roared and rushed forward.
Fangzheng knew that wild beasts were like that. Only those with bigger fists could reason! Therefore, Fangzheng no longer held back. He circulated all his strength, roared, and charged forward!
Bang!
Indeed, Fangzheng was thrown to the ground by the bear the moment they met. The bear raised its paw and slapped him.
However, Fangzheng was already prepared. Since the bear could not injure him, what was there to be afraid of? Thus, he raised his palm and slapped the black bear's face!
Pa!
He originally believed that Fangzheng's body was tough, but the slap was real. Immediately, he felt the world spin as his face burned. However, the black bear was infuriated as well. With an angry roar, its huge paw rained down like a storm, hoping to beat the little guy into submission!
However, Fangzheng ignored it and retaliated. The man and bear exchanged blows as they crazily slapped each other in the face!
Ten minutes later!
"I'm done!" The black bear finally submitted. However, the black bear's head was clearly a lot bigger. His paw was swollen … His face was slapped by Fangzheng, and his paw was slapped by Fangzheng! No matter how he looked at it, he had suffered a huge loss in this exchange.
The black bear lifted its ass as Fangzheng crawled out. He said with a chuckle, "You're done? This Penniless Monk was just warming up. "
"I'm done. Your skin is coarse and thick. I can't hurt you. I'm at a disadvantage, so I'm done. I'm convinced. "The black bear was truly convinced this time. Every punch had met flesh. He had lost in a head-on clash, so there was nothing to be indignant about.
Therefore, the man and bear sat under the tree once again and began discussing shameless matters.
This resulted in the story of Fangzheng running all the way while the black bear chased after him. However, Fangzheng only wanted to use the black bear to scare Uncle Da and company so as to seek revenge on them for tricking him. However, the black bear was filled with resentment. Since he could not vent it on Fangzheng, he vented it on Uncle Da. As he passed by, the black-bellied black bear used his weight of a few hundred kilograms to trample on Uncle Da's leg. Uncle Da's leg broke.
After thinking about it, the black bear finally snapped out of his daze. "Then … Then what do you want me to do?"
"Don't kill him. Don't let him out. The rest is up to you," said Fangzheng.
The black bear immediately turned spirited when he heard that. Although he could not eat it, being able to play with it … seemed pretty good! Therefore, he nodded his head and charged out with a roar, chasing after Zhang Zi.
After running for a while, Zhang Zi felt that he had opened up a gap. Immediately, he sat under the tree to rest.
"F * * k, this darn bald donkey. He actually attracted a bear. Thankfully, I ran fast or I would be dead," cursed Zhang Zi. He took out a water flask to drink a mouthful of water. He surveyed his surroundings and sadly realized that he was lost!
"It's fine. I'll climb to the mountaintop and take a look. I'll be able to find my way back," mumbled Zhang Zi.
At that moment, a bear's roar sounded. Following that, there were footsteps that sounded like dull drumming that gradually approached.
Zhang Zi hurriedly got up in fright as he cursed softly. "F * * k, isn't eating a monk enough? Why are you still chasing me? Why don't you go back and eat Ying Zi and the rest? There are three over there … "As he cursed, he ran rather quickly. He did not even have the time to determine his direction. He ignored the shrubs, brambles, and venomous snakes. All he did was run. He ran like a madman.
Zhang Zi soon realized that the bear's roar had softened as though it had opened up a gap. But every time he rested, the bear's roar would approach. He could only continue running in fright …
Meanwhile, things were not going well on Uncle Da's side. Mute carried Uncle Da while Ying Zi opened up a path with a machete in hand. They began returning, but without anyone to lead the way, the path was filled with obstacles. There were twists and turns, wasting a lot of stamina. After the encounter with the bear, the few of them turned more timid and wary.
"Uncle Da …" Ying Zi turned her head to look at the pale Uncle Da.
Uncle Da waved his hand and said, "Don't be afraid. We were caught off guard. If not, with Mute's and my experience, we would definitely not have collided with the bear. Just walk, but don't go too fast. Don't move when Mute makes a sound. Wild beasts have their own rules. They will mark their territory. Just circle around them when you see their marks. Under normal circumstances, wild beasts would not attack humans … Hmm, the black bear from before must have been provoked by that darn monk, causing it to go berserk. "
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