"Venerable One, wait for me. The bear is catching up!" A distance away, Zhang Zi ran frantically behind Fangzheng. He was so frightened that he nearly peed his pants.
Fangzheng really stopped the moment he shouted. He said in concern, "Patron, I'll wait for you. If the bear … Uh …"
Before Fangzheng could finish his sentence, Zhang Zi suddenly leaped up and kicked Fangzheng, causing him to fall to the ground.
Zhang Zi laughed out loud. "Idiot monk, since you want to be a good person, then be one to the end. Be the bear's dinner. I'm leaving! "
As Zhang Zi laughed, he quickly ran off. He turned his head in a hurry and happened to see a huge bear with a huge face rush in front of Fangzheng. He knew that everything was set in stone, so he ran off without turning his head back.
Fangzheng rubbed his bald head with a bitter look.
Snort!
A gust of hot air spewed at Fangzheng's face. He turned his head and saw the bear standing beside him. It looked at Fangzheng with a mocking look before looking up. "Silly baldy, you have been abandoned. A bastard who abandons his companions should be my meal! Let's go. Time for dinner! "
After saying that, the big black bear turned and ran. This time, it ran even faster than before.
Fangzheng hurriedly got up when he saw this. Although Zhang Zi was a jerk, he felt that it was too easy for him to be fed to a bear!
Hence, Fangzheng chased after him.
"What are you doing now?" The bear looked warily at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng said, "You blind bear, why are you so agitated? In human society, murder is against the law. If you kill him, someone will come after you after a while. Under the chaos, you will be like a dish on the table. "
Fangzheng was not lying. Ferocious beasts that had eaten human flesh were usually not kept alive. This was because beasts that had eaten humans would subconsciously include the species they had never eaten into their menu. They would eat humans again in the future. Furthermore, the more they ate, the fiercer they became. The potential threat far exceeded that of beasts that had never eaten humans. Only endangered species had the right to be presumptuous. However, this black bear was clearly not a national treasure.
"What's a spear? I'm strong and can run fast. I can smack a few of you stupid monkeys that can't even climb trees to death! "said the bear proudly.
Fangzheng grinned. "Heh heh, are you sure?"
"Baldy, you don't count!" the black bear immediately shouted.
Speaking up to here, Black Bear subconsciously recalled the process of his encounter with the darn baldy, and his face was suddenly filled with bitter tears!
The black bear wasn't a benevolent creature. Although he could understand Fangzheng's words, how could he not eat food that was delivered to his mouth? When he saw Fangzheng by the river, he immediately rushed over. Then, without a word, he pressed Fangzheng to the ground and stripped him!
It frightened Fangzheng so much that he hurriedly shouted, "I'm a man! It was a man! Aiyo, you don't know if it's a man or a woman? Male! I'm male! Calm down! "
At first, Black Bear listened to men. Why would he care if you were a man? And it was a male? He just wanted to tear apart the baldy in front of him and eat his meat! However, he was curious as to why this hairless monkey's skin was so hard. His bear paw was unable to tear it apart!
Black Bear didn't believe it. He raised his paw and smacked down on the bald head in front of him. He stuck out his tongue. It was as if he could see the brain exploding and he could have a feast!
However …
Bang!
Ah woo!
Black Bear sat on the ground and flailed his paw. It hurts! Is this still a f * * king head? Is this a rock?
Fangzheng sat up as well and rubbed his head. "I told you to stop, but you didn't listen. You messed up my hair."
Black Bear rolled his eyes. Hair? Do you have f * * king hair?
"Black Bear, you …" Fangzheng was just about to say something.
Without another word, Black Bear pressed Fangzheng to the ground again. He smacked Fangzheng's chest and neck with his huge paw, producing loud bangs! However, the thin and petite fellow in front of him seemed to be made of metal. He didn't die no matter how he was hit, nor did he get injured! He didn't even bleed!
Black Bear was infuriated. This was a blatant insult to him, the leader of the forest! Anger! Extreme anger!
Black Bear stood up like a human and with an angry roar, he pounced down!
However, the darn baldy on the ground flipped over and showed him his back. He did not forget to say, "Hammer my back too. It's quite comfortable."
In fact, Fangzheng was also very curious. Although his body was stronger than the average person's, he was definitely inferior to Black Bear's. Especially his body's toughness. Even with the White Lunar Monk Robe protecting him, it did not reduce his pain. If not, he would not have nearly jumped for half a day in pain when he jumped off the mountain.
Logically speaking, Black Bear's random smack would definitely be in excruciating pain. But now, he did not feel any pain at all. Instead … it felt like he had received a full massage. It was quite comfortable!
Fangzheng thought about it and the only explanation was that the drum and bell's chime had sent Buddhistic aura into his body, causing his body to undergo an astonishing change. At the very least, his resistance to blows was astonishing!
When Black Bear saw the darn baldy's provocation, he was infuriated. He roared incessantly and used all his strength to smack down!
"Ow!" Fangzheng finally let out a cry from the heavy strike.
Before Black Bear could feel smug, he realized something was amiss. The cry sounded a little ecstatic … Sprawled on the ground, he looked at Fangzheng's face. When their eyes met, Black Bear was instantly infuriated! The darn baldy had a look of pleasure on his face! He opened his mouth and bit at the baldy. He refused to believe that his razor-sharp teeth could not bite through the white egg!
Ka!
"Wu …" Black Bear covered his mouth and felt his teeth ache. He looked at Fangzheng as though he was a monster.
Fangzheng turned his head to look at Black Bear and grinned. "Don't stop. Continue. It's quite comfortable."
Black Bear looked at Fangzheng's detestable face as he extended his long tongue and shot out a barb! This was his trump card. Typical wolves would have their skin and flesh ripped off with a single tongue!
However, his tongue produced an ear-piercing sound when it struck the monk's face. The monk remained completely fine … Black Bear was on the brink of despair, but at the next moment …
"Ugh!" Fangzheng felt his face covered in saliva. Together with the stench of rotting flesh, the nauseating sensation nearly made him vomit on the spot.
"You big guy. Since you can't beat me, you resort to disgusting tactics?" Fangzheng said bitterly.
Seeing that his licking was effective, regardless of whether it was disgusting or real, Black Bear had finally shown Fangzheng his might. Hence, he extended his tongue and licked again.
"Again? If I don't show my might, do you think I'm a kitten? "Fangzheng pricked up his brows and grabbed the black bear's tongue, pulling it out forcefully! Fangzheng's strength might not match Black Bear's, but if he used enough strength, it would not be a problem for him to tear off Black Bear's tongue. Of course, Fangzheng was not that brutal, but still …
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