He saw a bald monk sitting on a stool in the yard. He was holding a broken metal basin and a rice spoon in his hand. He was striking it loudly! He was even striking it and chanting Amitabha.
At that instant, Sun Pu really wished to charge over and bite the bastard to death. Amitabha my ass! Can't you let me sleep so early in the morning?
Before Sun Pu could shout, someone had already cursed. "F * * k you! Snoring in the middle of the night and striking a metal basin in the morning. What kind of demon are you?! Can't you let me sleep? Where are your morals? "
"Darn Bald Donkey, stop striking! I've put up with you for too long! "
"F * * k, my ears are about to explode!"
"F * * k! I want to kill! "
…
These people's shouts were terrifying, but Fangzheng remained unmoved. He continued striking the metal basin and reciting the scriptures in an extremely serious and pious manner.
The sound of the metal basin being struck also jolted Xu Yin, Song Keling, and company awake. When they ran out to take a look, they immediately felt a dark cloud hang over their heads. Xu Yin subconsciously cursed. "What the f * * k is this darn monk doing? Is he going to die? "
At that moment, someone came behind Xu Yin and said, "Is he doing this on purpose? Is he trying to annoy us so that we can release him? "
Xu Yin turned his head and immediately greeted softly. "Leader, you are awake too?"
"How can I not be awake with all this noise? Go ask him what he's doing. If he's deliberately causing trouble, it's not like we can't use the northern school's methods. " The female leader said coldly, "I've seen many such people. If the soft approach doesn't work, they use the hard approach. There has to be a way to deal with him! "
Xu Yin said, "Leader, don't worry. I'll definitely deal with him!"
After Xu Yin said that, he went out and came behind Fangzheng. He patted him on the back.
However, Fangzheng turned around, raised his hand, and struck it down!
Clang!
"Aiyah, f * * k …" Xu Yin covered his ears and squatted down.
When Fangzheng saw Xu Yin, he put away the metal basin and raised one hand. "Amitabha. Patron, is there something?"
"Aiyah …" Xu Yin rubbed his ears, trying hard not to curse. He suppressed his anger and asked, "Venerable One, what are you doing?"
"Ring the bell! In his monastery, This Penniless Monk strikes the bell 108 times every morning. There's no other way about it. This Penniless Monk's monastery is too poor. It only has one bell. If there were drums, they would be struck together. However, we don't have a bell or drum here. This Penniless Monk's hands are itching, so All This Penniless Monk can do is strike a metal basin, chant scriptures, and perform morning rituals, "explained Fangzheng in all seriousness.
"Stop knocking. Come down. I have something to tell you." Xu Yin noticed Fangzheng's serious expression. He did not have any intention of lying or deliberately tormenting him. Furthermore, he knew that the monastery had such rules, so he believed him.
Fangzheng put down the metal plate and spoon and followed Xu Yin to the side. Xu Yin said, "Venerable One, look. You have been here for so long, but you still don't know what our company does. In a while, our teacher will be lecturing. Go and listen. Once you understand, we can talk about the rest. How about that? "
Fangzheng immediately nodded. "Alright. This Penniless Monk is also curious. What are so many people doing here instead of working at the factory?"
"Of course it's a big deal! Alright, I won't tell you anymore. You'll know when the time comes. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Let's eat together. In the future, we will be a family. We will eat together, play together, work together, and earn big money together! "said Xu Yin.
Fangzheng nodded like a chick pecking at grains, as though he agreed with everything.
When Xu Yin saw this, he immediately added, "Venerable One, as you can see, this is a collective life. It's fine if you strike the bell in the monastery, but here, we don't have a bell. Striking a crappy metal basin makes a terrible sound. More importantly, it's fine if you affect your own people, but if the neighbors are unable to sleep from the noise and report us to the police for disturbing them, that would be bad. Therefore, you have to change this habit. "
Fangzheng gladly accepted it. "Patron Xu, what you say makes sense. This Penniless Monk will remember it."
Seeing Fangzheng being so agreeable, Xu Yin did not need to use the words he had prepared, as well as all sorts of threats and violence. He patted Fangzheng on the shoulder in satisfaction. "One last thing. Since we are so familiar with each other, there's no need to address me as Venerable One or Patron. You can call me Xu Yin, or Family Carrier Xu. As for us, we'll call you Fangzheng or Handsome. How about that? "
Fangzheng smiled. "Alright, Handsome it is."
"Hehe …" Xu Yin realized that the monk in front of him was freaking thick-skinned! At the very least, it was thicker than his! However, Fangzheng was very cooperative and obedient. He felt comfortable in his heart, but his ears were a little uncomfortable.
At that moment, there was a clanging sound. Xu Yin's face instantly turned ashen! Who was it this time?
Xu Yin turned his head and saw Sun Pu mimicking Fangzheng striking the metal basin. After striking it once, he shook his head and said, "Strange. Why didn't I strike it that loudly? It didn't deafen my ears either. "
Xu Yin hurriedly walked over and snatched it over. He cursed, "What are you doing? Do you want to eat? "
Then, Xu Yin took the metal basin into the kitchen. Not long later, there was a clanging sound. Following that, there was a grumbling voice. "It's true. It's not that loud. Did I strike it the wrong way?"
Fangzheng laughed. He could strike it, but that did not mean others could. Without divine powers or entering a dream, how were you to strike it?
With Fangzheng's ruckus, everyone got out of bed. Sun Pu and company finally found someone to share their experience of Fangzheng's resplendent blood and tears last night. They grumbled and were met with looks of pity. Then, a conflict arose.
"No, Sun Pu. Family Carrier Xu has assigned people to you. How can you stuff them to us? Besides, our place is full. There's no more space. "
"Old Sun, I think you can get some cotton balls or something. Hold on a little longer."
"Hold on a little longer? I'll go crazy if I continue! "Sun Pu was on the brink of tears. Those who had not experienced it had no idea how painful it was.
"To succeed, you have to go crazy first! All the best! "Everyone encouraged him.
Sun Pu was instantly rendered speechless as he cursed inwardly, "F * * k!"
Elsewhere, Xu Yin was already preparing to eat with Fangzheng. Everyone carried tables over and formed a long table in the yard. There were stools placed around it, but no one took a seat. Of course, there was one exception — Fangzheng!
Fangzheng did not care about that. He sat on the left side of the long table and immediately attracted countless strange and stern gazes. However, Fangzheng ignored them and pretended not to see them.
At that moment, a door that had not been opened all this while opened. A woman walked out.
When everyone saw the woman, they shouted in unison, "Good day, Leader."
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