Sun Pu did not notice anything amiss as he said with a smile, "The name won't do. It's just too ordinary now. If I had a better name, I might have soared by now."
"How long have you been here?" asked Fangzheng out of curiosity.
"A year," answered Sun Pu.
"A year, twelve months …" Fangzheng added inwardly. More than ten times a month. In a year, he had washed the feet of others more than a hundred times. It was no wonder he was so skilled! If this fellow did not do multi-level marketing and returned to work as a foot washer or a foot massage shop, he might have made a fortune …
After washing his feet, Xu Yin brought a bowl of water and placed it by the side. "The weather is hot. You can drink this if you are thirsty at night."
Fangzheng thanked him profusely. Although Xu Yin was not a good person, Fangzheng still knew the principle of not hitting a smiling person.
Xu Yin said one more sentence before leaving.
Sun Pu came to Fangzheng's side and asked, "Venerable One, do you really plan on staying here?"
"That's right. This Penniless Monk finds this place rather nice. Everyone is very harmonious, like a family. This Penniless Monk plans on staying here permanently. As long as you do not chase This Penniless Monk away, This Penniless Monk will stay here forever, "answered Fangzheng.
Sun Pu chuckled when he heard that. However, his smile was more of a sneer. He thought to himself, "By saying that, I'm afraid you will be leaving crying tomorrow …"
The others had similar thoughts. Around half past nine, they switched off the lights. Once the door was closed, the wind in the hall turned weaker. With so many people in the room, it was instantly steaming hot. Many people tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Fangzheng could not help but ask, "Aren't all of you sleeping?"
Sun Pu replied, "It's nothing. I'm thinking about the direction of my life and revising what I learned today. I won't sleep for now." He was too embarrassed to say that he could not sleep because of the heat.
Someone else responded, "Venerable One, sleep first. We like to snore. It's a deafening sound. If we sleep first, you won't be able to fall asleep. "
"Haha! That's right. Sleep quickly," echoed someone.
Fangzheng immediately said righteously, "What are you talking about? This Penniless Monk is a monk. Since This Penniless Monk has entered society, he should do as the Romans do. It's just snoring. It's not a big deal. Don't worry. This Penniless Monk isn't that petty. He won't sleep because of snoring or be angry. This Penniless Monk does not discriminate against people who snore … "
"Venerable One, well said. As expected of an accomplished monk. You are truly enlightened," said Sun Pu.
"Exactly, what's wrong with snoring? Even if I snored, I didn't eat your food or spend your money. Mage, I support you on this! "
"Yes, yes, it's fate that we're together. It's just snoring, it's fine."
A few people who were still unhappy about losing money suddenly opened their mouths.
"Alright, all of you are snoring, one louder than the other. You don't have the right to speak at this time. What a mage says is the best … "
Fangzheng chuckled in response. After chatting for a while, everyone went to sleep. But the weather is so hot that I can't sleep …
However, someone fell asleep the moment he laid down. Then …
"Phew!! Lu!! "
A deafening snoring sounded. Sun Pu, who had finally felt a little sleepy, sat up in fright. The people beside him seemed to come alive. The row of people who were lying down all sat up in shock. All of them looked at each other before their gazes finally landed on the source of the snoring — Fangzheng!
"F * * k, it's no wonder he made it sound so nice. So his snoring is louder than all of us combined …" cursed a snoring fellow.
"Sun Pu, what do we do? How can we sleep with such a loud snoring? "grumbled a woman.
"You ask me, but who should I ask? Weren't all of you bragging just now? Didn't all of you say that snoring is fine? Why aren't you saying it now? "asked Sun Pu.
"Didn't you say it just now? Why are you blaming us now?" asked someone.
Sun Pu said matter-of-factly, "That's right. That's why I won't wake him up."
"If you don't, I won't either."
"Then let's all bear with it together."
"Snore!" A deafening snoring sounded. For some reason, the snoring sounded like it was ringing in their ears. It hurt their ears.
Sun Pu covered his ears and cursed. "F * * k, this isn't snoring. It's thunder!"
The others cursed as well. They deliberately raised their volume, hoping to wake Fangzheng up. But to their dismay, Fangzheng's snoring became louder as they raised their voices. The snoring was so deafening that all of them hugged their heads, pressed down on their pillows, or rolled up their blankets. They did everything they could.
"Bear with it. He probably won't be snoring after this," said Sun Pu.
But ten minutes passed.
"Phew!! Lu!! — "
Twenty minutes passed.
"Phew!! Lu!! "
"F * * k, I can't take it anymore. I'm going out to sleep!" One of them finally couldn't take it anymore. His eyes were bloodshot as he got up and walked out with a towel and a blanket.
"I can't take it either. I'm going out too." A woman walked out with a pillow and a blanket.
"Me too …"
Thirty minutes later, only Sun Pu was left in the house. Looking at the empty room and hearing the thunder, Sun Pu finally surrendered and walked out with his blanket.
When everyone was gone, Fangzheng opened his eyes slightly and revealed a nefarious smile. However, he dispelled A Golden Millet Dream and flipped his body before continuing to sleep.
The next day, Fangzheng woke up before the rooster in the village crowed. He was already used to sleeping early and waking up early. Looking at the empty house, he smiled even more radiantly. He pushed the door open and saw a bunch of people lying under the eaves outside. Some were wrapped in blankets, some were lying horizontally, and some were kicking their legs. They were in all sorts of sleeping positions. Similarly, there were mosquito bites all over their bodies. Many of them were scratching them in their sleep.
When Fangzheng saw this, he felt a little pity for them. Wasn't what he had done a little overboard?
But when Fangzheng turned his head and saw the huge metal chain on the door, as well as the two gatekeepers sleeping by the door, the bit of pity he felt instantly vanished.
Fangzheng nodded and walked into the kitchen. After circling around, he looked at the kitchen knives. They were all chipped. Fangzheng picked them up and tested them. They were so blunt that it was difficult for him to chop vegetables! Looking at the people outside, Fangzheng shook his head slightly. He thought to himself, "To prevent others from committing suicide or causing an armed riot, they are really unscrupulous …"
At that moment, Fangzheng's gaze landed on a few items. Following that, he revealed a nefarious smile … "It's you!"
"Creak!"
"Creak!"
"Creak!"
Sun Pu was sleeping soundly when he suddenly heard a sound that sounded like someone knocking on his soul. The sound was extremely loud! He was so frightened that he trembled. When he jolted awake, he was covered in cold sweat! However, he couldn't care less. His eyes were bloodshot as he looked angrily at the source of the sound!
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