Fangzheng shook his head helplessly. He was at a loss for words. He couldn't say that it was Ouyang Fenghua's fault, right? She was doing it out of goodwill …
At that moment, Red Boy exclaimed, "Is there a need to ask? All the hotels are empty. We plan on using the sky as our blanket and the ground as our bed. We'll have to walk the entire night … Sigh, it's tough on us. "With that said, he looked pitifully at Fatty.
Fatty immediately asked, "Venerable One, really?"
Fangzheng nodded helplessly. "Officially."
Fatty immediately laughed when he heard that.
Red Boy said unhappily, "Fatty, what are you laughing at?"
Pfft!
When the man sitting in the driver's seat heard Red Boy call Fatty, he spat out a mouthful of Red Bull on the dashboard … He chuckled. "Fatty … Haha … F * * k … What a f * * king good nickname."
"Shut up. If you dare spread it, don't blame me for silencing you," Fatty glared and threatened. At the same time, he shot a sideways glance at Red Boy. He cursed inwardly, "F * * k, whose brat is this? Why are his words so nasty? F * * k, could he be a love rival from my previous life? "
Fangzheng raised his hand and smacked Red Boy on the head as he reprimanded him. "What are you saying? This patron is older than you. Even if he's fat, you can't call him Fatty. That's how a senior calls a junior. Do you understand? "As he spoke, he gave Red Boy a fierce look.
When Fatty heard that, he said with a helpless and wry smile, "Venerable One, can we not mention the word 'fat'?"
Fangzheng pressed his palms together and looked at Fatty in all seriousness. "Amitabha. A monk doesn't lie."
"Pfft … Hahaha …" The man in the driver's seat spat out a second mouthful of Red Bull on the dashboard. He slapped the steering wheel and laughed out loud. "Fatty, the person you know is really … really … genuine. Haha …"
Fatty was also helpless as he said bitterly, "Venerable One, let's not talk about this."
Red Boy shouted as well. "That's right. Let's not talk about this. Hey, Fatty … Patron … Zi." Red Boy subconsciously wanted to call him Fatty Dun again, but as soon as he said that, he saw two murderous gazes directed at him. He immediately lengthened the word "dun" and changed it to "er" before finally changing it to "zi". Seeing that the two murderous gazes were gone, he continued, "Let's talk about whether you can help or not. It's a long night. I'm fine, but my master's skin is soft and tender. What if he freezes? "
Fatty immediately rolled his eyes when he heard that. Others might not know how powerful Fangzheng was, but how could he not know? The handprint on the door had left a deep impression on him. And catching a wolf with his bare hands … If such a person had soft skin and tender flesh, then wouldn't he be meat on the chopping board?
Fatty also understood that this brat's mouth was not reliable. Basically, he was not serious at all. He could not be bothered to talk nonsense with Red Boy. He smiled and said, "Venerable One, it's quite a coincidence. I booked four rooms, and two of them are for clients. However, my client suddenly said that he doesn't want to hang out with me and stood me up. The room is empty, but I paid for it. The hotel isn't refunding it either. I was just wondering what to do with the room … Kick me again. Do you believe I won't kick you to death!? "Fatty suddenly turned his head and glared at the driver as he roared.
Then, like a Sichuan opera face changing, he turned his head and said with a chuckle, "Venerable One, it's a waste to leave the room empty. The great Chairman taught us that corruption and wastage are the greatest crimes. I can't be corrupt, but I'm afraid I'll be tainted by wastage. Look, why don't you raise your hand and help me stay here? "
The moment that was said, Ouyang Fenghua was stunned. She said in astonishment, "There's such a coincidence?"
"Heh heh … That's right. There's no story without coincidences." The driver's face was black as he chuckled. Then, he let out a tragic cry.
Fatty chuckled and said, "Ignore him. This punk is always eccentric. Chick, didn't I say that it's a coincidence? There's no way for it to happen. "
Just as he said that, the car door opened. Following that, a tiny head popped into the car. She stretched out her fair hands and shouted, "It's such a coincidence. In order to save a lost lamb, I've saved you on behalf of my master. Give me the room cards! "
Fatty rolled his eyes. This guy was really shameless!
Fangzheng looked suspiciously at Fatty. He did not say a word as he continued watching.
Fatty felt that Fangzheng's eyes were like two suns. They were extremely bright, as though they could see through him. He could not hide his thoughts at all. Even someone as thick-skinned as him felt a little flustered. He hurriedly said, "Venerable One, why are you looking at me?"
Fangzheng remained silent as he looked at Fatty in silence.
Fatty felt more and more guilty after being stared at. He had a nagging feeling that everything in him had been seen through. The panic of having his lies exposed was becoming more and more unbearable. He hurriedly took out two room cards and stuffed them into Red Boy's hands. "Little Venerable One, these are the room cards. Hilton Hotel. Ask the attendant for the exact room."
However, Fatty was astonished to discover that the brat had retracted his hand the moment he handed it over. He refused to take it! His pair of large eyes looked sideways at Fangzheng as though he was waiting for Fangzheng to speak. Clearly, there was something unusual about it. Even the brat could tell.
Just as Fatty was at a loss for words …
Fangzheng suddenly said, "Patron, can you help This Penniless Monk with something?"
"Oh? Fatty, are all your friends so thick-skinned? They are sleeping in your room and even need your help? "asked the driver.
Fatty pressed him onto the steering wheel and said, "Venerable One, speak."
"Drive back until you no longer wish to go," said Fangzheng.
"Uh …" Fatty was taken aback. What sort of request was that?
The driver was also dumbfounded. Following that, he secretly pinched Fatty's thigh. Before he could say a word, he heard Fatty say, "Sure!"
Fangzheng's eyes that had been calm all this while turned calm. He said with a smile, "Jingxin, take the room card. It looks like we can stay in a luxurious hotel today."
Red Boy moved at lightning speed the moment he heard that. Before Fatty could react, the room card in his hand had been snatched away by Red Boy. Red Boy ran to Fangzheng's side and waved his hand, indicating that he had succeeded!
Fatty looked at everything in front of him speechlessly.
Fangzheng pressed his palms together at Fatty. "Amitabha. Patron, we will meet again if fate permits it."
With that said, Fangzheng turned and left.
After Fangzheng was a distance away, the driver pinched Fatty and said, "Retard Fatty, that's our room card! Do you want to sleep on the streets? "
Fatty turned his head and said, "I've already given it out. What do you think? However, there's no need to sleep on the streets. Sleep in the car. I'll deal with it for one night. It's not like I haven't done it before. "
"Holy sh * t! Fatty, are you f * cking possessed? He's just a young monk. Is there a need to do this? "
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