When Red Boy heard Fangzheng's words, he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
With regards to this, Fangzheng was helpless as well. It was truly difficult for the brat to preach.
On the other hand, Ouyang Fenghua was listening with great interest. She nodded repeatedly and said, "Grandmaster is right."
…
Nothing unpleasant happened along the way. Soon, they arrived at Tanzhong City. When they got out of the car, they could already see the Changbai Mountain Range lying on the horizon like a black dragon. The high-speed rail station was a distance away from the city center. Thankfully, there was a bus at the entrance. However, it was getting late. Ouyang Fenghua was clearly a little tired. She said, "Master, the Dharma Assembly is the day after tomorrow anyway. Let's find a place to rest today. I feel like I'm about to die from sitting in the car. "
Fangzheng did not mind. As long as he did not need to spend money, anything was fine! Therefore, he nodded and said, "Amitabha. As you wish, benefactor."
Ouyang Fenghua happily found a bus and went to the city.
More than ten minutes later, Fangzheng looked up at the building that was more than ten stories tall. He rubbed his nose and thought to himself, "This is probably the most enjoyable This Penniless Monk has ever enjoyed …"
Just then, a couple walked out of the entrance of the building. They pulled a suitcase and left in a hurry. However, when he passed by Fangzheng, Ouyang Fenghua, and Red Boy, he still turned back to glance at them with an odd look.
The woman whispered, "Public morals are really degenerating by the day. This monk is openly bringing his wife and child with him. Sigh … That child is already a few years old. How young are they to have children …"
"It's indeed too much. A monk taking a wife, and she's so beautiful …"
A dark cloud instantly hung over Fangzheng's head. What the hell was going on? Did the imagination of the commoners have to be so strong?
Thankfully, Ouyang Fenghua did not hear him. Instead, she flipped through her identification card and waved her hand. "Master, Brother Jingxin, let's go!"
Fangzheng and Red Boy hurriedly followed Ouyang Fenghua into the hotel.
"Madam, how … uh …" The receptionist raised her head and saw Ouyang Fenghua. Just as she was about to ask, she froze on the spot. She looked at the weird couple in front of her with a dumbfounded expression. For a moment, she couldn't think straight. A family? Isn't that girl a little too young? Not a family? However, a man and woman with a child … The problem was that the monk and the girl were getting a room at a hotel? Motherf * cker, what's going on? For a moment, the front desk was a mess.
"Three people, two rooms." Ouyang Fenghua blushed slightly. This was the first time she was coming to a hotel with a member of the opposite sex. She never expected that her first time would be with a monk! As for the receptionist's reaction, she more or less guessed what was going on, and she felt even more embarrassed. Although an upright person was not afraid of a crooked shadow, it was still a little weird to be looked at with a strange gaze. Therefore, she purposely emphasized the word 'three' and 'two' to avoid any misunderstanding.
Fangzheng was similarly feeling extremely awkward. He kept looking up at the ceiling as he silently chanted the Mind Cleansing Incantation. It wasn't that he had any improper thoughts, but he just felt awkward! At the same time, he thought to himself, "I'm still lacking in cultivation. If it were Old Dad One Finger, he would probably treat all the rumors as air." Upon thinking of Zen Master One Finger, Fangzheng felt a lot calmer.
On the other hand, Red Boy didn't know what embarrassment was at all. He looked around curiously.
The receptionist was stunned for a moment before she regained her senses. When she heard that there were two rooms, she heaved a sigh of relief. However …
"Sorry, there's only one room left." The receptionist looked helplessly at Ouyang Fenghua and Fangzheng.
Fangzheng and Ouyang Fenghua were dumbfounded.
"One room? There's nothing else? "asked Ouyang Fenghua.
The receptionist shook her head and said with a wry smile, "You are probably here for the Dharma Assembly the day after tomorrow, right? Now, all of Tanzhong City is here for the Dharma Assembly. To be honest, it's already pretty good to have a room. If you don't believe me, go take a look at the other hotels. They're probably all gone. Typically, most rooms are booked a week in advance. Our room was just checked out by someone. "
Fangzheng and Ouyang Fenghua simultaneously thought of the couple that had left in a hurry.
"Master, what do we do?" Ouyang Fenghua pleaded for help.
Fangzheng said with a wry smile, "Let's do it. This Penniless Monk saw that there's a sofa in the living room. Let's sleep on the sofa for the night."
"How can that do? We agreed that you would bring me to the Dharma Assembly, and I would provide food and lodging. I'll stay in the guest room, and you will sleep in the living room? That won't do. Why don't I sleep in the living room while you sleep in the guest room? "Ouyang Fenghua hurriedly shook her head. In the eyes of others, Fangzheng was only a monk, but in Ouyang Fenghua's eyes, he was a calligraphy master who had instantly killed her father! Such a person was definitely of high status. How could he sleep in the living room? If her father were to learn of this, she would likely be given a slap in the face.
Just as the two were arguing over who should stay in the guest room, the receptionist said with a wry smile, "Gentlemen, there's no need to argue. The last room has been booked online."
Fangzheng and Ouyang Fenghua were completely dumbfounded. What were they to do? Sleep on the streets?
"I refuse to believe it. There's not a single room left?" Ouyang Fenghua took out her cell phone and sat in the living room to browse. She saw that all the hotels had no room labels hanging up. Then she looked bitterly at Fangzheng and said, "Master, why are you arguing? At least there's a room."
Fangzheng was helpless as well. How could he be blamed for this? If he were to really sleep in the room, ignoring the possibility of Buddha forgiving him, he would never do such a thing. He was a man after all. How could he let a girl sleep on the sofa in the living room?
The two exchanged looks before letting out a long sigh and prepared to leave.
At the same time, on the streets, two fat monks who looked somewhat similar were staggering towards a hotel. As they walked, one of the monks whispered, "Brother, take a sniff. There's no smell of alcohol in my mouth, right?"
"There's none. There's none. Bro, you are just cowardly. Even those old guys in our monastery are muddle-headed from all the chanting. As long as you don't drink in front of them, they wouldn't know a thing! "the other monk said disapprovingly.
"What do you mean cowardly? Zhiyun, I'm telling you. I'm being careful! It wasn't easy for us to get to where we are today. Who knows how many people covet my position. There's nothing wrong with being careful and careful, "said the tall monk.
"Bro, there's no outsider here. Can you not call me by my Dharma name? It sounds like you've really become a monk. I say, when are we going to renounce asceticism? "said Zhiyun unhappily.
"Renounce asceticism? What renounce asceticism? Is it because I'm short on food and clothes? Or are you short on women? Also, call me by my Dharma name. There's nothing wrong with being careful, "said the tall monk.
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