Fangzheng smiled. It was an ad-free site.
Red Boy curled his lips disapprovingly. "Ridiculous. I've only seen Arhats eat meat, but I didn't see anything. Hinayana Buddhists are more carefree. Why would they care so much after redeeming themselves? Your Buddhist Dharma doesn't allow you to eat meat, drink alcohol, or eat the five types of meat. You can't get married, have children, or have hair … It's simply … Oh right, I've heard that there are three ways to be unfilial. Not having children is the worst! Your body, hair, and skin are born from your parents. If you sever them just like that, you will be unfilial! Oh … Also, also … I can't recall. Anyway, what you are doing is wrong. I suggest that we become Hinayana Buddhists from today onwards. We can drink alcohol and eat meat, living a carefree life! "
Lone Wolf and Monkey were tempted when they heard that. Should they raise their paws to cooperate?
Squirrel did not eat meat to begin with. He firmly stood on Fangzheng's side as he lay there with his four paws and tail raised. He shouted, "Anyway, I'll follow Master!"
Fangzheng chuckled as he looked at Red Boy. "Jingxin, do you know why Buddhists don't eat meat, don't get married, don't have children, and don't have hair?"
Red Boy grunted. "To be different. To attract attention and enslave the thoughts of others!"
Fangzheng shook his head. "Who doesn't know that meat is delicious? Who doesn't know that women are beautiful? Who doesn't know the importance of having children? Who doesn't know that having hair makes one more beautiful? However, monks don't want that. They want to tell people that these things that are important to them can also be let go. Furthermore, they can still be happy and carefree after doing so. If they can be happy and carefree, what else can they not let go of? Only by smiling at life can life smile back at you. What's the point of grumbling? "
Red Boy was instantly at a loss for words. However, he refused to give up as he shouted, "Isn't … Isn't that just lying to oneself? If you're unhappy, you're unhappy. You're already down on your luck, so why should you be happy? Tch … "
"Good luck never falls on trash who gives up on themselves. Instead, it often falls on unlucky people who keep working hard to advance forward. Opportunities are always given to the prepared. Do you understand? "returned Fangzheng.
Red Boy narrowed his eyes thoughtfully and pondered, "That seems to make sense. According to what he said, I have to be ready to stab him to death at any moment. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the mission if I just wait for an opportunity."
Upon seeing Red Boy nod, Fangzheng believed that the child had finally been convinced. He felt rather proud. All the scriptures and books he had read for so long had not been for nothing! However, if he knew what Red Boy was thinking, his intestines would probably turn green with regret.
While Red Boy was deep in thought about the assassination, he naturally began to eat.
After having his fill, Fangzheng was about to take a look at his Crystal Rice when his cell phone rang again!
Fangzheng picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number. Fangzheng frowned and picked it up. Before he could say a word, he heard a child's voice. "Daddy, is that you?"
Fangzheng said bitterly, "Amitabha. Child, you have called the wrong number. This Penniless Monk is not your father."
With that said, Fangzheng hung up and shook his head slightly. He pushed open the back door and walked out when his phone rang again.
"Amitabha. Child, This Penniless Monk isn't your father," said Fangzheng without even thinking.
In the end …
"Uh … Master, your skill at claiming kinship is even better than mine." An unfamiliar yet somewhat familiar female voice sounded from the other end of the line.
Fangzheng was stunned. It wasn't that child! He hurriedly looked at the caller ID and indeed, it was another unfamiliar number. It was a landline! However, why did the number look so familiar? Without thinking further, Fangzheng blushed and hurriedly replied, "Amitabha. Sorry about that. Patron, a young patron kept calling me … Oh, is something the matter, Patron?" Fangzheng did not know how to explain. It was a little too unethical to take advantage of her the moment he opened his mouth.
There was a burst of laughter from the other end. Following that, the woman said with a sweet voice, "Since Master has let me down, give me a chance. Listen to me tell you something."
Fangzheng pondered and since he had nothing to do, he decided to listen.
The woman was clearly delighted when she heard Fangzheng agree. She heaved a long sigh of relief and clenched her fists. She suppressed the excitement in her heart and thought to herself, "I've finally succeeded! Let's see what this tycoon monk has to say! "
Therefore, the woman said, "Master, it's this. Aren't you tired of soliciting donations and Light Bestowal Bestowal every day?"
Fangzheng was taken aback. Soliciting donations and Light Bestowal Bestowal? He had never tried Light Bestowal Bestowal before. Soliciting donations was only at the foot of the mountain, so it couldn't be considered tiring. Hence, he said, "It's alright."
"Is that so? But I can make it easier for you to solicit donations. Let me introduce myself. I'm Black Mountain City's Porsche Exclusive Store, your car consultant, Xiaorong. The last time we spoke on the phone, Master, you didn't seem interested in our promotion. He felt that a fifty thousand discount was an insult to you. Therefore, Xiaorong will recommend you a luxury car that absolutely matches your value. It's a Porsche Angel. This is this year's latest model. There are only fifty of them in the world, and the market price is thirteen million! If you pre-order it today, we will deliver it to your doorstep, no matter where you are, "said Xiaorong.
Fangzheng was instantly dumbfounded when he heard that. Then, he suddenly recalled that the woman had indeed recommended a car to him last year. Then, he had rejected her with the reason that he wasn't short of the fifty thousand. Back then, he had been casually pulling a prank, but he never expected to land himself in trouble so quickly …
Fangzheng coughed dryly and replied, "So it's Patron Rong. May This Penniless Monk be so presumptuous as to ask how this car's off-road capabilities are? This Penniless Monk often goes to mountainous areas. "
When Xiaorong heard about off-road capabilities, she immediately beamed. To directly ask about the performance, she had a good idea! Hence, she said, "This is Porsche's new SUV. It can't be said to be the best in off-road capabilities, but it's not a problem for it to enter mountainous areas. Some customers have already driven to Tibet. They are leading the way without any obstructions! By the way, Master, how's the road condition in the mountainous area you are going to? "
Fangzheng looked at the stone staircase that was being repaired and said, "It's just been repaired …"
"It's just been repaired, so there's definitely no problem! The roads that are being repaired now are all wide enough. Our car can fly over it! "Xiaorong immediately said without waiting for Fangzheng to finish speaking.
Fangzheng rolled his eyes. This lass sure had a loose tongue. Can't she listen to me finish?
Indeed, before Fangzheng could say a word, he heard the other party ask, "Master, is the mountain road steep?"
Fangzheng looked at the stairs and said, "It's not too steep, but …"
"Then it's definitely OK. If the tractor can go up, our car can go up! Do you have any other questions? Ask them together. I guarantee that I will give you the most perfect answer! "Xiaorong asked excitedly.
Fangzheng said with a bitter smile, "Patron, it's still a problem with the road. This Penniless Monk's mountain road isn't considered steep, and the road is indeed newly built. However, the mountain road is made of stone steps. The road is less than 1.5 meters wide. If your car can drive up, This Penniless Monk would like to test it …"
"Du Du"
Fangzheng looked at his cell phone in surprise and shook his head. "You can't blame This Penniless Monk for that … Amitabha. What an impatient patron."
PS: Sigh, my wife is sick. She's 17 weeks pregnant, and her stomach hurts like hell. She can't be hospitalized if she doesn't meet the requirement of 20 weeks. There are no beds in the gynecology department. It's really difficult. Thankfully, there are some drafts that won't affect the updates.
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