"Cut it out. I'll give birth! Can't I give birth?! "Miao Long broke out into a cold sweat when he heard the latter half of the sentence. He did not wish to die! Hence, he cried out.
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"In that case, let's do it naturally. I wish all of you an early birth." After Dr. Luo said that, he left.
Behind him, Miao Long cursed, "Early birth my ass … I can't take it anymore. I'm going to give birth. I'm going to give birth. Holy sh * t!"
Dr. Luo jumped in fright when he heard that. He knew that the knife grew quickly but he never expected it to be this fast! He immediately asked someone to prepare to deliver the babies. In the end, before the nurses could even prepare, they heard the five men wail miserably. Their eyes rolled back and they collapsed.
Dr. Luo pulled the blankets aside and saw a shiny knife squeezed out of each person's anus! It shimmered coldly and the steel seemed to be pretty good!
Dr. Luo was dumbfounded. He had been a doctor his entire life but had never seen such a scene. It was unimaginable! He had a feeling that even if these people did not become famous, he would. He was witnessing a miracle!
Dr. Luo was experienced so he immediately snapped out of his daze. He shouted, "Nurse, quickly come over. Send them for a checkup!"
"Did they really give birth to a knife?" the nurse asked with a trembling voice.
"Cut the crap. Save them!" Dr. Luo reprimanded as he prepared to push the bed.
At that moment, Miao Long suddenly opened his eyes and jumped up. He reached into his pants and said with a sobbing tone, "It's really a knife!"
"I didn't lie to you, right?" Dr. Luo jumped in fright as he said bitterly.
Miao Long looked at the beds beside him and shouted, "Da Kui, Er Kui, Qi Fei, Lu Jun, are you alright?"
"Brother Long, we're fine. We just felt a little uncomfortable giving birth …" Da Kui, Er Kui, Qi Fei, and Lu Jun answered weakly. However, it was clear that they were regaining their strength.
"Brother Long, this is just too odd. Why would we get pregnant out of nowhere? "
"That's right. Brother Long, you're pregnant with a knife."
"Brother Long, do you think it's the work of that heretical monk?"
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The moment that was said, Miao Long's mind turned a lot clearer. He recalled what had happened that day, especially what Fangzheng had said. "Very good. I hope you will still like knives in the future. If you don't like it, come to Mt. One Finger to find This Penniless Monk. "
Upon thinking of this, Miao Long's heart palpitated. He said in a deep voice, "Are you sure you saw them leave and return?"
"Brother Long, we only saw them leave. We didn't see them come back!"
"Brother Long, I'm just a lookout. It's been so long, when have I ever failed? They really didn't drive back, but suddenly appeared! It's like teleportation. "
"Hiss …" Miao Long drew a cold gasp. Teleportation, invulnerability. Make them pregnant? The first two were reliable, but why did the last one feel so different? Was he a master or a devil?
"Brothers, it seems we have offended someone we shouldn't have." Miao Long gulped a mouthful of saliva and mumbled.
"Brother Long, what should we do?" The others asked.
"Didn't he tell us to go up Mt. One Finger to look for him? Time to go to Mt. One Finger! He made me give birth to a knife. I'll use this knife to settle scores with him! "With that said, Miao Long jumped off the bed. Dr. Luo was just about to stop him when Miao Long brandished the knife. "Scram if you don't want to die!"
Dr. Luo and the nurse hurriedly retreated as they watched Miao Long run off with Da Kui and company.
"Dr. Luo, what do we do?" asked the nurse.
"Call the police. These guys haven't paid up yet!" said Dr. Luo.
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Although the quintet had given birth, their bellies remained the same. They did not seem to have shrunk as they ran with their bellies. The scene was rather eye-catching.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen beer bellies before? "At that moment, a blondie shouted at a curious passerby.
The passerby nudged his glasses and hurriedly left. He mumbled, "Why is this beer belly so big? It's like I'm pregnant …"
When the quintet heard that, their faces turned ashen. They hurriedly left but the door was blocked by someone.
"Beard, what are you doing? Do you still want to do it? "Miao Long regretted it the moment he said it! There was nothing wrong with saying it in the past but now that they were pregnant, the word 'do' sounded so awkward! Their assholes tightened!
Beard looked strangely at the quintet and said, "What's going on? Are you all pregnant? "Beard had said it in passing as a joke.
However, he realized that Miao Long and company's faces immediately turned gloomy.
Miao Long said, "Beard, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you today. We will be leaving first. If you want to fight, set a time. We will be there. "With that said, Miao Long quickly led the quintet away.
Beard frowned and looked at the lanky man. He asked, "What's going on?"
The lanky man shook his head. At that moment, a nurse ran over. "Wait a moment. You haven't paid up yet!"
However, Miao Long and company trembled as they ran even faster.
The bearded man and the others were dumbfounded. These bastards were tyrants!
Beard immediately stopped the nurse. He used the excuse of being Miao Long's relative and skillfully reported Miao Long's name, birthday, and other information before the nurse finally explained the situation to him.
Then, Beard, the lanky man, and company stood at the hospital's entrance, feeling the cold wind. They were dumbfounded! Pregnant and gave birth. Holy f * * k … What's going on?
Moments later, the quintet exchanged looks and said in unison, "That monk!"
The lanky man asked in a trembling voice, "Beard, can't we still do that in the future?"
"That my ass! Let's go see which construction site is hiring. Let's go get bricks! I don't want to be pregnant with a watermelon knife or something, "said Beard.
However, before they could turn over a new leaf, a group of doctors and security guards ran over and detained them. The reason was that their friends had run away and they had to stay behind to cooperate with the investigation.
Beard and company immediately felt even more miserable.
Fangzheng used the power of the child-giving Guan Yin Buddha statue in the monastery to cast a spell across space. He gave Miao Long and company a knife child each. He felt a lot better as he mumbled, "System, am I being a little too ruthless by doing this?"
"Then what do you want?" countered the System.
"Repent and become a Buddha. Shouldn't I persuade them to repent and turn over a new leaf?" Although Fangzheng said so, he did not have such thoughts.
"Everyone has to be responsible for what they have done. That is karma. We cannot ignore the existence of karma just because the other party repents. As the saying goes, repent and become a Buddha because some people find it harder to repent than to become Buddha. That is special treatment for special situations. But most of the time, Buddhism does not redeem ghosts plagued by negative karma. To redeem them, one has to remove the negative karma, "explained the System.
"Uh, how do I remove the negative karma? Do good deeds and accumulate virtue? "asked Fangzheng.
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