"Don't worry. They won't dare come again. If they do, I'll beat them up."
Beard went forward.
Fangzheng pressed his palms together. "Patron Beard, repent before it's too late. If you persist in your errors, you will end up like the five of them."
Beard was a little dumbfounded. Miao Long and company had only had their sabers broken. What sort of outcome was that? Beard thought nothing of it. However, he did not dare face Fangzheng head-on. It was too terrifying to break sabers with his bare hands and be impervious to weapons. He quickly bade farewell and left.
With Beard and company gone, Fangzheng bade the villagers farewell.
Jing Yan finally revealed her identity and guaranteed that the matter would be exposed. She hoped to seek the power of society to truly help them. The villagers were extremely grateful as they sent Fangzheng and Jing Yan out of the village. Especially the little girl, Niuniu. She gave Fangzheng a paper crane that she had personally folded, hoping that it would bring Fangzheng good luck.
Fangzheng carefully put it away, got into his car, and left. He didn't notice that the tree in the distance was shaking, and a flash of red.
"Master, can I ask you a question?" On the way, Jing Yan could not help but ask.
Fangzheng heaved a sigh of relief when he saw her stuttering the entire journey. Finally, she asked. If not, he would feel terrible for Jing Yan.
Jing Yan said, "Master, I've seen the video of you crossing the river on a reed. Did you really cross the river on a reed?"
Fangzheng smiled. "Patron, what do you think?"
"Really! Am I right? "asked Jing Yan.
Fangzheng smiled and did not say a word.
Jing Yan's heart palpitated. It was a tacit agreement! She continued asking, "Master, the video of you crossing the river on a reed has already spread. Many people are discussing you. However, the mainstream still thinks that it's folk magic and a hype. Do you want me to clarify it for you? "
Fangzheng decisively shook his head when he heard that. What a joke. Was there a need to clarify the matter? He wanted to become famous, but it would probably be troublesome if he became so famous. Besides, it would be better if he did not mention it. The more he explained, the worse it would be. If people did not believe him, he would only be asking for a scolding. He did not wish to be scolded by a group of people up the mountain. How could he live his life then? Therefore, Fangzheng said, "Patron, thank you for your kind intentions. However, there's no need to clarify such matters. What does what everyone thinks have to do with This Penniless Monk? "
Jing Yan was taken aback. Back at the calligraphy meet, she felt that Fangzheng was taking the opportunity to create hype and become an Internet celebrity. Now, from the looks of it, that was not the case. This was a master who did not pursue fame and fortune! He immediately felt a deep sense of veneration.
Jing Yan asked again, "Master, are those blondies really not going to harass the villagers anymore?"
"Amitabha. Patron, don't worry. They likely don't have the energy to find trouble with the villagers." Fangzheng's smile looked a little sinister at that moment.
On the way, they chatted from time to time. At noon, Jing Yan sent Fangzheng to the foot of Mt. One Finger. Jing Yan, who had planned on visiting the mountain, was urged to return by a phone call.
Fangzheng returned to the mountaintop alone. Before he entered, he saw a white figure pounce at him. Fangzheng smiled. "You sure have good ears." As he spoke, he hugged Lone Wolf who was pouncing at him. However, a tiny creature jumped up from Lone Wolf's head and grabbed Fangzheng's clothes to climb onto his shoulder. It tugged at Fangzheng's ear and squeaked as though it was saying something.
Fangzheng smiled. "Alright, alright. There's no gift. It's already not bad that This Penniless Monk managed to return without getting lost. There's no need for a gift."
Upon hearing that there was no gift, Lone Wolf immediately flicked his tail and left!
Squirrel tugged at Fangzheng's ear and jumped onto Lone Wolf's body before leaving as well!
Fangzheng was taken aback when he saw this. Following that, he said with a smile, "The two of you are really … infuriating!"
After returning to One Finger Monastery, Fangzheng took a deep breath and put down his empty luggage. He looked up into the sky and said, "The Heavenly Dao is clear. How can such sins be spared?" With the augmentation of the Guan Yin statue …
"Brother Long, are we just going to let it go?" In a village compound in the outskirts of Baiyun County, Miao Long and company were sitting on a brick bed. The more they thought about the day's events, the angrier they became.
"We can't beat that monk. Let's not touch him for now. But Beard is too much. He usually drinks, but today, he is helping an outsider! This matter is not over! And those villagers. If not for them being disobedient, would we be in such a sorry state? We have been utterly disgraced! "Miao Long huffed as he downed the cup of beer on the table!
Just as the beer entered his stomach, Miao Long suddenly cried out, "Aiyah! It hurts! "
As he spoke, Miao Long fell to the ground. He held his stomach and cried out tragically.
It gave the other blondies a fright. They were dumbfounded. One of them asked, "Brother Long, what's wrong?"
"Stomach … There's something growing in my stomach. It hurts … It's f * * king painful! Send me to the hospital! "Miao Long's face contorted from the pain.
The other four did not dare delay any further. They immediately tried to carry Miao Long but the moment they landed, they felt their stomachs turn cold. Following that, they felt an excruciating pain. The four fell to the ground with a cry as they held their stomachs and cried out.
The five wailed like wolves and ghosts, scaring the dogs in the yard so much that they became restless. They began barking as well. Instantly, the pandemonium finally attracted the attention of others. Passersby were given a fright when they saw the group in such a state. They quickly made phone calls and before long, the group was sent to Baiyun County Central Hospital.
"What the hell is this!?" said a doctor with a dumbfounded look when he saw what was inside the box.
"Dr. Luo, that looks like a knife." Another doctor was also dumbfounded.
"It does look like a knife. The shape is identical. Furthermore, the knife is still growing. From the other test results, it's identical to the symptoms of pregnancy. Seriously, how can a person get pregnant with a knife? What kind of knife is so impressive that it can f * * king make them pregnant? "asked Dr. Luo.
Another doctor shook his head.
"What? We are pregnant? Pregnant with a knife? "Miao Long was instantly dumbfounded when he saw the results!
"It's absolutely true. It's a knife. The pictures are here. Sir, what do you want to do next? Do you want to give birth or … "Dr. Luo shrugged and looked at Miao Long and the other four blondies with a knowing look.
Miao Long immediately shouted, "Give birth my ass! Abortion! I want to do an abortion! "
"Sir, I have to remind you that our doctors are all top-notch doctors. However, none of us have learned how to perform an abortion with a knife. Therefore, you will have to bear the risks yourself, "said Dr. Luo.
"Risks? How great are the risks? "asked Miao Long.
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