Fangzheng slapped him, and with a loud smack, the baldy fell to the ground. He covered his face for a long time, unable to get up.
When the others saw this, they looked at Fangzheng as though they had seen a ghost …
Finally, someone shouted, "Monk, who are you?"
Fangzheng pressed his palms together. "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk's Dharma name is Fangzheng!"
"Fangzheng? The divine monk, Fangzheng? Run! "Someone yelled and started running.
The others scattered … They didn't even question Fangzheng's identity.
It left Fangzheng dumbfounded. He touched his face and looked at himself through the car's glass. He mumbled, "Is This Penniless Monk very fierce?"
The BMW driver by the side said with a bitter smile, "Abbot Fangzheng, it would be strange if the bad guy wasn't afraid of meeting you."
Fangzheng smacked his lips and was about to say something …
Suddenly, the sound of sirens could be heard. The police had arrived …
Fangzheng glanced at the BMW driver who hurriedly said, "Are you … really Abbot Fangzheng?"
Fangzheng smiled. "Is it important who This Penniless Monk is? Be careful on the road in the future. Don't get out of the car if you encounter something like this. Run if you need to … call the police if you need to. "
"What if I can't run away?" the driver asked pitifully.
Fangzheng smiled. "Pay up."
The driver was speechless …
Fangzheng laughed out loud. "There's still a chance to get it back after paying the money to the police. By the way, if the police ask, help me say that it was self-defense. This Penniless Monk is a good person and does not wish to be arrested. "
The driver was speechless …
Other drivers might not know, but in today's society, to arrest Fangzheng?
The driver chuckled …
Fangzheng clearly didn't have the self-awareness that he was a divine monk. He hurriedly ran over to remove the roadblock and got into his crappy car. He slapped the steering wheel and said, "Still not awake? Let's run! "
Scrapped Car: "Ah … Oh … Snore, snore …"
Continue to sleep.
Fangzheng regretted giving him two bottles of alcohol. The fellow was probably suffering from alcohol poisoning and could not wake up.
Seeing that the police were about to arrive, Fangzheng was afraid of trouble.
Left with no other choice, he lifted the broken cart and ran away...
Seeing this scene, the BMW driver threw away his last doubts … A person carrying a car and running? In this world, probably only the miraculous monk, Fangzheng, could do it.
On the same day, the local news...
"Today, the police cracked a major gang-related case. The gang consists of eighteen people who call themselves the Eighteen Arhats. They pretended to be villagers and occupied the intersection to collect tolls. They selectively extorted and extorted passing vehicles … According to the person in question, they seemed to have encountered Abbot Fangzheng, but the police did not find any traces of Abbot Fangzheng …"
With the news, the locals could no longer sit still. Had the divine monk come to their place? He had to find it! If he found it, he could beg the Divine Monk. Maybe the problem he was facing could be easily solved …
At the same time, there were also people discussing if Abbot Fangzheng was right to attack.
But the result was …
"Good fight!"
"Nice fight!"
"We unconditionally support Abbot Fangzheng!"
"I think Abbot Fangzheng's actions back then were legitimate self-defense. He didn't use any weapons! There are so many of them, and they even have weapons! "
"Uh … I think a person like Abbot Fangzheng will never be included in the list of justifiable defense, right?"
Everyone fell silent …
After a while, hundreds and thousands of comments exploded …
"Legitimate self-defense!"
"Yes, it was self-defense!"
"Whoever objects, I'll smash their windows!"
"I'll smash their windows!"
"I'll smash their cars!"
…
Seeing the one-sided threats, there were people who wanted to argue for what was right and prove that the darn baldy Fangzheng was not in a dangerous environment. Therefore, there was no legitimate self-defense. However, they decisively shut up.
At this moment, a lawyer stood up and said, "We should look at the essence of the matter. The essence is that it's a group of gangsters threatening a person's life with weapons and demanding money. It's already a threat to the person's life. At this moment, be it divine powers, machine guns, or atomic bombs, shouldn't they be used?"
"The person above is obviously a great lawyer. Great lawyer, where are you working?"
"I'm preparing to take the judicial examination …"
…
And at this moment, the divine monk in everyone's eyes …
"Scrapped Car! Run faster! "Fangzheng patted the steering wheel.
Scrapped Car slowly emitted black smoke as it ran on a tattered patch of grass. As it ran, it shouted, "I'm a car, not a tractor. How can I run faster on this crappy road? I object! "
"Objection overruled!" Fangzheng said.
"Master, I'm hungry …" Salted Fish said.
Growl …
Fangzheng's stomach was grumbling as well.
Fangzheng sighed helplessly and silently restored Red Boy's divine powers. Not long after, a fiery-red meteor fell from the sky. The moment it landed, Red Boy shouted, "Master, you've finally restored my divine powers. Something big has happened to the monastery!"
Fangzheng was stunned. "Something big happened to the monastery? Our monastery is hidden so well. What big thing can happen? "
"Zhao Datong, Ma Juan, Fang Yunjing, and Hu Han, the four patrons, somehow found their way to the monastery. They even brought all kinds of adventure equipment with them, including satellite phones …
Then, the moment they found us, they immediately sent a message to the outside world. Then, a large group of people came today. Some want to pay respects to Buddha, while others want to see you … There are officials, tycoons, and all kinds of people. If you don't go back, the monastery's door will explode, "Red Boy said.
When Fangzheng heard that, he hurriedly said, "My dear, let's go back quickly!"
With a red flash, the few of them flew back to One Finger Monastery with Scrapped Car.
While still in the sky, Fangzheng saw a huge crowd on Mt. One Finger. Furthermore, there were more and more people rushing over from the foot of the mountain …
Those in the know were there to offer incense and pay respects to Buddha. Those who did not know would think that they were there to wipe out the monastery.
"Master, what do we do?" asked Red Boy.
Fangzheng sighed. "What else can we do in this situation? Do what we did in the past. Open the door and receive incense offerings! "
"No … Master, our tiny incense cauldron has so many people …" Red Boy said bitterly.
"Don't worry. I'll think of a solution."
"System Bro, I should have two chances at the draw, right? Give me a huge incense cauldron, "said Fangzheng immediately.
"Alright, catch!" The System responded as a blob of yellow light appeared in Fangzheng's palm. Fangzheng activated A Golden Millet Dream and hid himself, allowing Red Boy to descend from the cloud.
After entering the monastery, Fangzheng waved his hand and the yellow light shattered. A stone incense cauldron landed in the yard …
Everyone was very familiar with this incense cauldron. It was the one they had drawn previously!
After resolving this, Fangzheng was vexed again …
"Master, our monastery only has a child-giving Guan Yin. Are we to get everyone to come and beg for children?" asked Monkey.
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