"Yes, the toll is 50," said a bald man sitting at the entrance of the village.
Fangzheng was instantly dumbfounded when he heard that. "There's a toll?"
The man walked over and pointed at the village. "The village road was built by the village. What's wrong with charging you a toll? Pay up or take a detour. "
Fangzheng said, "Amitabha. Patron, This Penniless Monk is a monk. He doesn't have money."
"Heh … You don't even blush when you lie, do you? No money? If you don't have money, where did you get the car? If you don't have money, how are you going to refuel? Alcohol? "Baldy laughed.
Fangzheng took out an alcohol bottle and handed it over. "It really burns alcohol."
"No … Are you f * cking kidding me? If you have money, pay up. If not, scram! "The baldy was infuriated by Fangzheng's actions.
Fangzheng felt exasperated. Why did no one believe him when he spoke the truth?
At that moment, Fangzheng saw a sign on the road. He frowned and said, "Patron, is this road built by the country?"
"If I say it's built by the village, it's built by the village. Aren't you annoying, monk? Either pay up or get lost. Do you understand? "the bald man said fiercely.
Fangzheng said, "Alright, I'll take a detour."
With that said, Fangzheng patted the steering wheel and said, "Reverse …"
Scrapped Car grunted and did not move. It seemed to have fallen asleep.
Fangzheng felt helpless as he continued patting the steering wheel. "Crappy Car, reverse!"
A snoring sound came from Scrapped Car's stereo...
Fangzheng looked awkwardly at the bald man. The bald man looked at Fangzheng as though he was looking at a retard. "Are you a retard, or do you think I'm a retard? Does your lousy car even have a freaking voice control? "
"I don't know how to drive."
"You don't know how to drive, how did you drive here? Did the salted fish behind you drive it? "The bald man felt like he was going crazy. What the hell had he encountered today?
Fangzheng looked at Salted Fish and said, "He might be better at driving than This Penniless Monk."
The bald man said, "Scram!"
Fangzheng was rendered speechless. There was no way to communicate properly …
At that moment, a BMW drove over. The bald man's eyes lit up as he pointed at Fangzheng and said, "Behave yourself. Don't look around!"
Fangzheng did not understand what was going on. He saw another man walk over. He had a crew cut and wore loose clothes despite the hot weather. The two reached out to stop the car.
Fangzheng heard the baldy say to the driver, "There's a fee to enter the village. A hundred."
Fangzheng was rendered speechless. The price was completely arbitrary.
"So expensive? Forget it, let's take a detour. "The BMW driver obviously didn't want to pay the money and prepared to reverse.
At that moment, Fangzheng saw the man with the crew cut walk to the back of the car. He took out a chicken from his loose clothes and threw it behind the man's car.
The baldy gestured for the driver to reverse …
As soon as the BMW driver reversed, the flattop man shouted, "Stop! It crushed my chicken! "
Fangzheng couldn't see the chicken's location from his angle, but he knew that chickens reacted very quickly. If it were a normal chicken, the chicken would have jumped onto the flat-cut's head and set up a nest in the time it took for the car to reverse from the moment it was thrown out.
However, the chicken didn't seem to run. That was a problem.
"Master, I think we encountered a bastard." Salted Fish got up and looked behind.
Fangzheng said, "Bastard. Alright, I'll go down and take a look."
With that said, Fangzheng got out of the car.
The baldy also saw Fangzheng get out of the car, but the baldy clearly didn't have the time to bother with Fangzheng. He only gave him a look to mind his own business before saying to the BMW driver, "Brother, you crushed my brother's chicken."
"How is that possible?" the BMW driver said.
"Take a look yourself. Its leg is broken," the baldy said.
The BMW driver got out of the car to take a look. Indeed, there was a chicken lying at the back of the car. Its leg was broken …
"Impossible. If it was me, the chicken would be in front of the car's wheel. You are still behind," the BMW driver said.
"What do you mean? Are you saying that we are scamming you for money? " The man with the crew cut was unhappy. He raised his head and leaned forward with a fierce look, as though he was about to hit someone the next moment.
The BMW driver said, "I don't mean anything else. I mean … I didn't crush this chicken."
"If it wasn't you, then who? I saw it clearly just now. You were the one who crushed it, "the man with the crew cut said fiercely.
The baldy took out a cigarette and lit it. As he smoked, he said, "Brother, so be it. Don't deny it. My brother has a bad temper. But speaking of which, I didn't see if you crushed it or not. However, this chicken is really lame … If I had to say, why don't you buy the chicken? It's an authentic rural chicken. You won't lose out. "
The man with the BMW looked at the baldy and then at the man with the crew cut. Clearly, he did not want to cause trouble, so he asked, "How much?"
"Five hundred!" the man with the crew cut said.
"What? Five hundred? Is your chicken made of gold? "The man with the BMW turned anxious.
"One thousand!" The man with the crew cut immediately doubled the price.
"No … Aren't you going to discipline your brother?" the man with the BMW said.
"One thousand five hundred!" The man with the crew cut continued raising the price. At the same time, he took out a megaphone and shouted in the direction of the village, "Come out and take a look! An outsider has entered the village and is acting like a tyrant! He crushed our chicken and didn't even compensate us! How can we let him go after this? "
As soon as he shouted, a group of people suddenly ran out of the village. Some of them were holding pickaxes, while others were holding sickles. All of them were tall and sturdy, and they surrounded the BMW in an instant.
All of them shouted, "Pingyuan, what's going on?"
"Aiyah, isn't this your chicken? It's already like this? "
"Do you even know how to drive? Do you believe that I'll hit you! "
"Don't say anything else. Smash his car!"
"Right! Smash it! "
The group of people shouted and were about to smash the car.
When the BMW driver heard that, he hurriedly shouted, "Don't, don't, don't … I really didn't crush it."
"If it wasn't you, did we crush it?" shouted the man with the pickaxe.
"That's right. If you don't give an explanation today, don't even think of leaving!"
"Right!"
The group of people shouted as they constantly approached. They raised their weapons and the pressure increased …
The BMW driver was so scared that his head was covered in sweat …
The baldy threw away the cigarette in his hand and said, "Brother, pay as much as you need to. If it's less, you won't be able to leave."
With that said, the baldy said to Pingyuan, "Brother, he didn't do it on purpose. It's too much for you to raise it to two thousand. Ask for less … Ah? "
Pingyuan said indifferently, "A thousand! Not a single cent less! "
The baldy said to the driver, "I've tried my best. Do as you see fit."
The BMW driver said, "That's too much … It's just a chicken."
The baldy nodded and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand. He took two steps back and said, "This isn't a problem with the chicken … I'll call an ambulance for you later."
As he spoke, the others had already surrounded him …
When the BMW driver saw this, he hurriedly shouted, "I'll pay! I'll pay, alright? "
People stopped. Pingyuan did not say a word and extended his hand, indicating that he wanted to pay.
The BMW driver was about to cry, but what could he do when he was under someone else's roof? He could only take out his wallet …
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