Fangzheng ignored Salted Fish and said to the woman, "Female Patron, don't worry if anyone talks about you in the future. This Penniless Monk will definitely stand on your side."
The woman said gratefully, "Aiyah, Master, you're like a reincarnated Ji Gong! You're a good person! My name is Wang Guixiang. If anyone bullies you, report my name! Alright, it's fine. I'm going to walk the dog. "
With that said, Wang Guixiang was delighted. She happily wanted to take the dog away, but when Fangzheng sent a thought over, the dog saw a nearby tiger. It was so frightened that it couldn't hold back its pee. How would it dare run around?
Wang Guixiang called the dog a few times, but it didn't move. Helpless, Wang Guixiang could only tie a rope and drag the dog away …
Upon seeing this scene, many people found it amusing. However, when they saw the monk, they immediately felt infuriated.
Fangzheng ignored them and chuckled. "Everyone, keep the video. It'll still be useful in the future."
"Don't worry. We guarantee that we'll help you become famous!" The shop owner grunted.
Fangzheng thought nothing of it. He smiled and turned to leave.
"Master, are you leaving just like that? This doesn't match your style! "Salted Fish shouted.
Fangzheng chuckled. "Who said I'm leaving? Find a place to fetch your Eldest Senior Brother! "
"Uh, what do you mean?" Salted Fish was stunned.
The next moment, a red beam of light descended from the sky. The moment he landed, he shouted, "Master, you suddenly restored my divine powers. Is something the matter?"
Fangzheng nodded. "It's nothing. I mainly want you to bring your Eldest Senior Brother over."
"Get Eldest Senior Brother over? He's the most unwilling to go down the mountain. Can he come down? "Red Boy said in surprise.
Fangzheng smiled. "Tell him that if he doesn't go down the mountain, starve him for a month, and he will definitely come down. Remember, there's always room for discussion. Our monastery doesn't promote hegemony. It's very democratic. "
Red Boy rolled his eyes and flew back to One Finger Monastery.
"Democratic? F * ck democracy! Is that darn baldy out of money again? Is he out of food? Is this the prelude to stewing dog meat? "Lone Wolf's roar came from One Finger Monastery.
"Eldest Senior Brother, I support your rebellion. Why don't you not go?" Monkey said calmly.
Lone Wolf chuckled and said, "You are supporting me to starve to death and not snatch food from you, right? Dream on! Fourth Junior Brother, let's go! "
"Where are you going?" Red Boy asked.
"Let's go find that darn baldy! I have a feeling that I'm going to starve again today … "Lone Wolf wailed as he was taken away by Red Boy.
Seeing the red light leave, Monkey sighed.
Squirrel asked curiously, "Junior Brother, what's wrong?"
Monkey shook his head and said, "Fools these days turn smart when it comes to food. It's not easy to survive in society …"
Squirrel: "…"
Before long, Red Boy brought Lone Wolf to Fangzheng. He asked with a perplexed look, "Master, why did you call Eldest Senior Brother here?"
Lone Wolf also asked, "That's right. I'm doing quite well on the mountain. Why should I come down?"
Fangzheng smiled and said, "It's fine. Seeing that the people in the city seem to like walking their dogs, I decided to follow the trend and try walking a dog."
When Lone Wolf heard that, his eyes widened as he shouted, "Master, I'm a wolf, not a dog!"
Fangzheng said, "Who cares if you are a wolf or a dog? Anyway, your ancestors are the same. There's not much difference in appearance. I don't have a dog, so I can only walk you! "
Lone Wolf shouted, "Objection! Objection! Master, I'm such a mighty and domineering wolf. Are you raising me like a dog? I object! "
Fangzheng slapped him and said, "Objection invalid. Of course, if you want to go on a hunger strike to protest, I can consider changing it."
When Lone Wolf heard that, he hurriedly stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail. He asked, "Master, do I look like that?"
Fangzheng gave him a thumbs up and said, "Not bad. Don't look so sharp. Be more silly and smile."
Lone Wolf cooperated …
On the other side, Salted Fish shook his head and said, "Sigh, what a good wolf. Yet, he was trained by Master into a dog."
Red Boy said, "Why are you talking about this? Back then, I was still a majestic mountain king on the mountain. Now, haven't I become an acolyte monk? "
Salted Fish nodded and said, "That's right. Back then, I was also a salted fish under Buddha. Now, I've become a fish-powered motorcycle … Sigh … The most unpleasant thing in life is meeting an unreliable darn baldy!"
"That makes sense!" Red Boy said.
As the two of them echoed each other, Fangzheng had already finished training Lone Wolf.
"Jingxin, if there's nothing else, you can go back. There's only Jingkuan and Jingzhen in the monastery. I'm still a little worried," Fangzheng said.
Red Boy rolled his eyes and felt unhappy. However, what Fangzheng said made sense. Monkey and Squirrel had been enhanced, but who knew what would appear in the mountains … What if a hunter appeared? What if he encountered an unreasonable group of people? That would be quite troublesome.
Hence, Red Boy flew away indignantly.
Fangzheng wrapped Salted Fish again and carried him on his back. Then, he whispered something into Lone Wolf's ear …
Lone Wolf was taken aback as he exclaimed, "Master, aren't you too evil!?"
Fangzheng raised his hand and slapped him. "What do you mean evil? This is called redeeming a dog! Redeeming people! Redeeming the world! Great merit. Do you understand? "
"I don't … With my character as a wolf, I wouldn't do such a thing. Master, you are wrong about me." Lone Wolf shook his head.
Fangzheng said, "You have to understand even if you don't. There's nothing wrong with believing in authority. Work well, and you'll have an extra meal tonight. Of course, if you don't … "
"Master, you have good eyes. You can tell what kind of wolf I am at a glance. I'll do it!" Lone Wolf immediately shriveled.
Fangzheng felt helpless. To get his disciple to do something, he had to resort to coercion and bribery. This team was not easy to lead …
The dog walker's name was Chang Fengying. Her only hobby was walking dogs … She felt very close to her family's dogs. Although she didn't treat them better than her parents, she treated them as part of the family.
Today, the argument downstairs had left her very unhappy, but the monk had made her feel that there was still love in the world. People were still open-minded towards dogs …
Thus, her mood became much better.
Chang Fengying watched as her dogs ran around, kicking flowers and stepping on grass. They were having fun, and this made her feel even better.
Especially when she saw her dog's adorable act of peeing with a raise of its leg and a raise of its tail, she felt especially happy. She mumbled, "Baby, you're so obedient. You only know how to poop and pee outside. You're clean when you're home!"
It was unknown if the dogs understood her, but they continued running after peeing. When they saw people, they would approach them, scaring the passersby into circling around them. All of them glared angrily at them.
Unfortunately, Chang Fengying didn't seem to see it. Even if she saw it, she would curl her lips and say, "You're already an adult, yet you're afraid of dogs? Where did your decades of living like a pig go? "
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