"CEO Li, I think there's something odd about this matter. I know a Venerable One. It's said that he can exorcise evil spirits and capture ghosts. Why don't we go look for him? "the security captain asked softly.
Li Dafa's eyes lit up when he heard that. He nodded and said, "Alright, let's go take a look first!"
Hence, the few of them got into the car and headed straight for the fortune-telling street in the city.
On the street, there was the largest and most luxuriously decorated shop. There was a yellow flag hanging on it. On it was written: "Fortune teller, 109th generation successor of Jiang Taigong. Exorcise evil and avoid calamity. There's nothing he can't do."
When Li Dafa saw this, he couldn't hold it in any longer and rushed into the shop.
The security captain hurriedly entered the shop to introduce him …
Outside the door, Salted Fish looked up at the flag and grinned. "Master, do you see that? He's better at bragging than you. Look at this row. It's either the Jade Emperor descending to the mortal world or Buddha Gautama's disciple. Even the Celestial Master of Mount Longhu and Ancestral Master of Mount Mao are here … Tsk tsk … If the baldies on Mount Numinous were to know about this, I would probably send them to hell to be reformed.
Tell me, there aren't any gods or ghosts in this world. Why would anyone believe these guys? "
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "There aren't any gods or ghosts, but humans need to seek comfort when they have ghosts in their hearts. What they earn is comfort fees. Actually, their roles are similar to psychologists. They are paid to do things and comfort the other party's soul. "
"In that case, you still think they are good people?" Salted Fish was surprised.
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "When they lie, they are bad people. But today, I think he's not bad. "
"Uh … Master, you haven't even seen him. You said that. Did you collect the money?" Salted Fish said.
Fangzheng smiled and said, "That makes sense. Let's go collect the money …"
"Uh … Master, he doesn't even know you. Do you think you are collecting protection fees? Be careful not to be beaten out! "Salted Fish chased after him and shouted.
Fangzheng said, "No, he's not bad."
Salted Fish curled his lips and said, "Heh heh … He definitely collected the money."
In the shop, there was a Daoist priest sitting in front of Li Dafa. He had a long beard and was dressed in a blue Daoist robe. He looked like a sage.
Li Dafa said, "Master, I only fell for it today. Today, I've been tortured by the evil ghost. Help me think of a way. As long as it works, I'll pay you whatever you want! "
When the Daoist priest heard this, his eyes lit up. However, he maintained his smile and said, "Don't be impatient. Let me calculate the cause and effect of this."
After saying that, the Taoist priest began to count with his fingers. At the same time, his brows furrowed tighter and tighter. Finally, he exclaimed, "What a heavy grievance!"
Li Dafa was shocked and hurriedly asked, "Can he be saved?"
"This … is a little troublesome." The Daoist priest had a troubled expression on his face.
Li Dafa took out a stack of money and placed it on the table. "Master …"
The Daoist priest glanced at the stack of money and sighed. "Forget it. Seeing how sincere you are, if I don't make a move, I'll be letting down my abilities. When will you have time? We need to exorcise the evil spirits. "
Li Dafa immediately said, "There's one now!"
The Daoist priest nodded and said, "Alright then, I need to light up the seven fragrant mountains and borrow the power of the seven stars to help you drive away evil and avoid disaster."
"Fragrant mountain?" Li Dafa did not understand.
The Daoist priest said, "It's a mountain made of incense."
"How much is one?" the secretary asked.
The Daoist priest said, "Since you are so sincere, I can't charge you too much. I'll just follow the cost price, 8,888."
"So expensive?!" the secretary exclaimed.
The Daoist priest shot a glance at the security captain. The security captain said, "What's so expensive about it? Master, when you usually take orders, a mountain costs 18,888. Now that it's 10,000 less, it's really a good price. "
The secretary was stunned …
The Daoist priest said indifferently, "Money is just a worldly possession. This Penniless Priest has long become indifferent to it. However, rituals cannot be separated from money. Without money, this mountain of incense can't be piled up. How can we exorcise the evil spirits? "
The secretary was about to say something when Li Dafa shouted, "What are you shouting for? Give me the money! Set up a mountain of incense to treat the illness! "
The Daoist priest smiled and said, "In that case, follow me to the backyard to get some incense."
The group of people went to the backyard and took out fourteen incense sticks.
The Daoist priest made everyone disperse. Then, he muttered something as if he was chanting scriptures, but no one could understand what he was chanting. His every word and action was very ritualistic. It was as if he was extremely pious and respectful to the incense in his hand.
"Master, what is he mumbling?" Salted Fish asked.
Fangzheng was also curious as he leaned forward to listen. His senses were extremely sensitive. Although the other party was mumbling and singing a strange tune in a low voice, Fangzheng still understood.
He heard him mumble, "Aiyah … A retard is here. He's giving money again … Aiyah … What should I eat tonight … Dragon Gate Prawns seem pretty good …"
When Fangzheng heard this, he had an odd expression. He held back his laughter and retreated to the side.
Salted Fish also heard it clearly and laughed out loud. "Holy sh * t, this Daoist priest isn't being nice. He's here to give money after all. He's scolding him like that. Dragon Gate Prawns … Haha …"
Fangzheng slapped him and said, "Alright, be quiet. He's very serious."
Salted Fish held back his laughter and said, "Yes … That's right. He's so serious that he's starting to wonder which young model is easy to deal with."
Fangzheng coughed dryly and said, "Don't listen to these useless things. His technique is still very skilled."
Indeed, the Daoist priest's technique was very skilled. When the incense sticks entered his hands, it was as if they had come to life. He easily built a mountain of incense.
Fourteen bundles of incense, two bundles for a mountain. It took him more than an hour to pile up seven mountains.
Then, he scattered gold ingots and paper money … As he scattered them, the Daoist priest said, "I won't charge you for this. I made it myself. It's just some manual work and paper. It can be considered a gift. This money is to be burned for the ghost. I hope that he will let you off after receiving the money. As the saying goes, peaceful measures before resorting to force. If he doesn't agree, I'll use force to subdue him. "
Li Dafa was really afraid of Cai Guohong's torment. He nodded repeatedly and said, "Alright, alright, alright. I'll do as you say. Master, you're really loyal! "
The Daoist priest nodded and continued letting Li Dafa sit in the middle of the seven incense mountains. Then, he lit the incense mountain. With a peach wood sword in hand, he wore the Eight Trigrams Robe and took the Seven Star Steps. He began to recite the scriptures again. "Cai Guohong, I know you are filled with resentment, but death is like an extinguished lamp. Since you're dead, why stay in the mortal world to harm others? Take the money and leave quickly. I'll spare your life. Otherwise, I'll destroy your soul today! "
Upon hearing this, Li Dafa felt much better.
Then, the Daoist priest shouted, "You won't listen to my advice? Watch my Sutra of Rebirth! "
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